Guessing Marco is still doing his drums

The rEEEEEEEEEturn of Chris Barnes

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scarier than any horror movie

unfortunately we bullied him too hard and eeeeeeee has been shelved indefinitely.

this will most likely just be bad instead of funny bad.

Just when I thought 2025 couldn't get any worse

@Hyperion *Unfortunate-leeeeeeeee

Is this a threat?

yes mr barns giving us our yearly six feet under record
2025 just isnt compleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet without it

which band should he cover next

Need more graveyard classics agreed

this band and that guy is just a meme at this point (well basically for at least 10 years)

try 20 years

Somehow, Chris Barnes returned

The body just twitches there eeee EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Struggle.

I hear it's going to most EEEEEEEEEEEVil

"Is this a threat?"

No. A warning

"The body just twitches there eeee EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

This song was my introduction to Six Feet Under/Chris Barnes and I can't help but laugh every time I think about it

Well if jack owens is writing it then maybe itll be a good one like undead

The band with the vocalist nobody asked for somehow still has money to record music despite nobody hearing their music.

Murda in duh basement DONT GOAT DOWN DAREE

"The band with the vocalist nobody asked for somehow still has money to record music despite nobody hearing their music."

believe it or not, six feet under is one the top 5 best selling death metal bands of all time.

and chris barnes spent every single penny on weed

“believe it or not, six feet under is one the top 5 best selling death metal bands of all time.”

insane stat, jesus h christ it really doesn’t matter the genre, the worst artists will sell the most no matter what

the body just twitches and EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Are you sure about top 5?

But yeah they were held in quite high regards and played comparatively large venues in Germany for many years.

“Six Feet Under has released 14 albums, and is listed by Nielsen Soundscan as the fourth-best-selling death metal act in the U.S.”

as of 2003 they’d sold 370,000 records according to Nielsen. who knows what it’s like in the streaming era cause streams and whatever are fake and unreliable.

I mean just check out this video from wacken in 2004. they’ve got that entire festival rocking so clearly people loved them.

https://youtu.be/5FRzIE7PCFY?si=Q0w6hovVrCW3pr1T

this band just seems like they're made for the stereotypical sweaty, stinky metalhead who you don't want near you

no that’s sabaton.

six feet under is for guys driving a 2000 dodge Dakota with a 7/11 vodka/slushi road soda on their way home from their job at the only machine shop in the area that doesn’t drug test.

"six feet under is for guys driving a 2000 dodge Dakota with a 7/11 vodka/slushi road soda on their way home from their job at the only machine shop in the area that doesn’t drug test."

jfc lmao

I don't know why, but I read this as "The Return of Chris Gaines" and I got wildly confused.

The band whose entire fanbase says “i know but i actually really dig them. Give them another shot, they’re actually really good.” and they’re just terrible. I say this as someone who has had this interaction with at least 3 people in my life.

THEY DO BE HAVIN SOME BOPS THO

still working up the courage to run thru their entire discog. seein em live recently inspired me cuz it was kind of endearing seein Chris Barnes in the flesh like that dude actually exists its crazy

“ Barnes has called some of the survivors of the 2018 Parkland school shooting "crisis actors" and the coronavirus a "false flag".”

ohhh it makes a lot more sense that this dogshit is just death metal for MAGA people, okay I get it now.

Isn’t it cool how literally the worst musicians in every given genre are into that shit, Jason Aldean, Kid Rock, Nelly, and Chris Barnes could be the shitty MAGA musician Mount Rushmore