Aww dude... That's awful. I never listened but I definitely will now, always loved your passion. The time will come back a bit later in life.
the ride never ends
Digging: The Fall - Fiery Jack
Rip my baby boy snide, you had a nice run, sucks about your lost data
Digging: The Middle East - The Recordings of the Middle East
Russian hackers, callin' it
Digging: Abigor - Höllenzwang - Chronicles Of Perdition
Damn, that sucks
Digging: The Tangent - The Slow Rust Of Forgotten Machinery
I've been in this same situation before with my own project and it is absolutely soul crushing in every way. Calling it quits doesn't seem like the right decision though and I would say just begin anew on a different record.
He ain't quitting for good, he's just gonna switch to a new moniker
I did it
Glad to see I finally vanquished Snide for good
the snide vessel has sailed its course
Digging: Coalesce - 0:12 Revolution in Just Listening
"He ain't quitting for good, he's just gonna switch to a new moniker "
That seems rather pointless
He's probably fucking tired of pumping out so much music anyway, maybe this was an easier way to call it quits? Would suck because he finally got some momentum rolling off his last two albums.
Who the fuck writes about themselves in third-person?
Digging: Pianos Become the Teeth - Wait For Love
Also wtf you spent 15k??? Do you even eat???
Because his project name is Black Malachite and that's how some people know him as?
those 109k listens come from sputnik don't even lie
Didnt he buy a shitload of soundcloud plays?
I'm just making assumptions, but snide seems very passionate about the music he makes, and I don't think he'd just give it all up, I think this is a similar situation to when my tears your weapon ended, except with a lot more financial instability and depression
Finally come to brazil
Yeah you can buy soundcloud plays easy
I highly doubt it was $15000's worth but that still blows.
Digging: Ashbringer - Y?gen
Make a crowdfunding campaign
Digging: In Vain - Currents
I SWEAR I WOULD BURN THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD
We're not getting the videogame anytime soon, shit... No but in all seriousness,what happened to Snide is fucking terrible. If it is true, of course.
Digging: Pianos Become the Teeth - Wait For Love
I guess we all come to an end
"Didnt he buy a shitload of soundcloud plays?"
Youtube as well. Two of his videos are like 6k with ten comments while the other videos have maybe 100 views.
"I highly doubt it was $15000's worth but that still blows."
Probably what the company values their own shit at. I have plugins and VSTS that the company puts like a $5k value on and it cost me pennies.
Definitely blows, hopefully he recovers somewhat
This is why you make backup files.
man that sucks...
oh well, we lost our leader, but we still have pole younger, guys
new album right in yer shoutboxes very soon
"He's like Sputnik's mascot"
I dont know if mascot is the right word.
"I dont know if mascot is the right word."
Herpes might be more accurate.
Digging: Pale Waves - All the Things I Never Said
when I lost my laptop last year along with the work I had on it that I hadn't backed up it pretty much triggered a year-long spiral of self-destruction. hope this guy handles it better than I did, yeesh.
inflated valuation aside i'm sorry to hear that , it's a bit late now but shoulda kept backups. Also tried some of the data recovery tools? possibly even clean room recovery if the files are that precious to you?
I lose my shit if I lose an essay of 20 words, man this must suck for him, if it's true of course. Got a feeling this is more like an excuse to return with a new name, or he needed a sob story to quit on
Digging: Don Broco - Technology
OK guys let's do this
"when I lost my laptop last year along with the work I had on it that I hadn't backed up it pretty much triggered a year-long spiral of self-destruction. hope this guy handles it better than I did, yeesh."
It is a terrible situation and a horrible place to be, regardless of Snide's doubtful status as Sputnik's mascot.
This is why you make backup files. 
This is why you make backup files. 
External Hard Drives are your friend. And not to be callous, but if you've spent $15k on all of your work, you could spare 100 bucks or so to buy an external and back your shit up.
Digging: Brian Fallon - Sleepwalkers
"And not to be callous, but if you've spent $15k on all of your work, you could spare 100 bucks or so to buy an external and back your shit up."
Or just put it in Dropbox or something.
Digging: Shojoskip - Cosodorokitsune
Buying SC plays? FB likes? YT plays? Wow. Fuck that.
yeah but is snide remarks still coming
can he please just fuck off forever now?
I have a 4TB external hard drive for this exact reason, gotta back shit up bro. Still, it's really shitty that this happened to him
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this is why u backup files 
This sucks, but has happened to me too. Definitely gonna go back up my current project when I get home. All of my VSTs are already backed up for obvious reasons.
That sucks man :/
Digging: Brand New - Science Fiction
RIP Snide Remarks
"What what you think you won? Sorry I was too busy playing PokÃ©mon"
sorry snide this is for your own prosperity
I've never heard this dude's stuff and I'm not trying to sound like a dick, but I find it hard to believe that if you invest so much time and money into something you would not back it up. Something seems kind of off here, like this is a deliberate move/excuse.
"I destroyed over 15,000$ worth of production materials, VSTs, and DAWs, and scripts /lyrics and all I got was this shitty song title"
SNIDE WHAT R U DOING
Digging: A Pregnant Light - Lucky All My Life
What a tragic end lol
Probably just an excuse so people will stop asking him to release Snide Remarks, and the video game which i always sort of doubted existed.
the chris-chan of sputnik
He will return. Oh yes, he will return.
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Snide here, I'm not coming back, but I figured that I owe you all a response for clarity because of all that you've all done for me.
The incident happened while I was at work, anyone who uploads videos to YouTube who also edits them is probably more than aware of how long rendering can take. I was rendering a 46 minute video for my gaming channel, so I decided to leave my computer running during my shift so that I could upload it when I got back home. Apparently the inside of my rig caught fire while I was at work, as when I got home the entire inside of my tower was basically all scorched black, both hdds, graphics card, motherboard and all. I'm incredibly lucky my apartment didn't burn down.
I'd also like to address a few other questions and statements in here.
I'm frankly feeling depressed, and to me I'm taking this as a sign that I need to step away from doing music on my own for a while. Its not just the fact that I lost the nearly complete sixth album and halfway done seventh album, its the fact that I lost the master files for every song I've ever done on my own. I lost the hours I spent working on Void after my ex fiancÃ© left, the hours I spent writing piano tracks to help me fall asleep at night, the hours I spent trying to solve my own personal issues with Nightfall. This isn't even remotely comparable to My Tears Your Weapon, that project was basically my learning project and in the grand scheme of things didn't matter. I poured my everything into Black Malachite, and I don't know if I'm ever going to feel the same drive to pour my all into something like that again. I might form a full band to scream and write lyrics, but I just don't know what the future holds for me musically other than that.
As for people asking whether I bought plays. I purchased plays for one SoundCloud track (my Itachi remix) and two YouTube videos, to make them look more presentable for advertising. I never purchased Facebook likes for Black Malachite.
Thank you all for the wonderful memories.
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"I'm frankly feeling depressed, and to me I'm taking this as a sign that I need to step away from doing music on my own for a while."
Look real talk here, feeling depressed after losing so much work is a pretty normal reaction and shouldn't be taken as a sign that it's time to pack up and abandon something you've always been so passionate about.
It sucks to lose the masters for your old material but just be happy that stuff got released and is out there and, realistically, you likely weren't going to be touching those since the albums were done and out there. The 6th and 7th album is shitty though agreed.
Take some time, mourn your losses but you'll be back at it I'm sure. If anything this might give you some new fuel for another release (that I probably won't listen to just like all the others but some will!)
new album drops tomorrow this is a hoax
DON'T BELIEVE HIS LIES
at least he didn't get married this time
good luck snide. that's a tragic thing to happen to anyone and i hope you find a good new outlet to channel your passion
R.I.P. That really, really sucks. Never cared for the music, but losing all that really sucks.
lol jk guys i actually just finished my eighteenth album due out on tuesday, after that i'm gonna make sure i take more time with my next one, which is coming out the tuesday after that
dont forget its gonna be a mixture of 8bit chiptune and mongolian throat singing
That profoundly sucks man. Recording (though very rewarding at times) can be such a grind, and losing all progress after already navigating that obstacle course is very demoralizing. Eventually you'll start creating again, maybe even recycling old bits that were erased. Good luck.
Yeah i mean, of course that sucks, and it would make me want to quit music for awhile too. I dont get why that means black malachite has to be over though. Seems like a bit of an overreaction. Not the emotional reaction, but the decision to end BM. doesnt make much sense. He should just take a break for awhile and get back to it.
I don't really know anything about the guy but it seems like the emotional reaction which is perfectly normal. When you get fucked and lose majorly on an investment the first instinct is to quit but it's rarely permanent.
he's a major attention whore and has been on this site for like 7+ years, loves to create drama. that's all u need to know, really
"it seems like the emotional reaction which is perfectly normal."
I said the emotional reaction wasnt the overreaction, just the decision to end BM
It's one thing to end a project, but the important thing is to just keep making music. As for drama, I've been here for a couple years and lurked before that and never actually saw any drama, just the soul-crushing flood of snide mean-spirited comments in the Black Malachite threads. Granted some of those were honest critiques but trying to parse through some of that stuff was just cringe. A lot of people have a very weird chip on their shoulder when it comes to this dude
you've been here for two years and never seen snide drama? you blind pal?
No I haven't. But maybe we have different definitions of drama. It's a music forum not a polygamous marriage.
Seems silly to me to stop making music because of equipment issues if you're a musician
If all my guitars broke and I had no way of replacing them I would start writing a capella music and record it on a 4-track
If my laptop broke I would just write on paper
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snide is just full of surprises
Who else thinks this is really about the response to his "hip hop" EP? That was one of the worst things a lot of us have ever heard and we all let him know it.
He was so sad about it that he tried to burn down his apartment, yeah...
Leave my baby boy snide alone
Yeah, that was exactly what my post said. Way to go, artiswar
this is just like his pregnancy test isn't it
if you take out the scripts and lyrics the value rises to 20k
he'll be back, i don't see this holding him down
he'll be back, i don't see this holding him down quenching his insatiable thirst for attention
"if you take out the scripts and lyrics the value rises to 20k"
So what we take from this is that you should ALWAYS BACK UP YOUR STUFF, preferably under multiple formats just in case. Get dropbox or googledrive or another service, use your external hd, whatever you need to make sure stuff can burn up and not be lost.
whats this whole thing about him having a fake wedding?
Digging: When We Land - Introvert's Plight
did he marry his stalker? lmao
@sweeney He and his friend fooled sputnik and everyone he knew into thinking they were getting married. It was a huge shitstorm.
lol what that fuck i missed snide's mani te'o reenactment
why would people care enough for it to be a shitstorm, that just makes them the losers doesn't it?
I mean it's a funny enough prank to put on friends on but on nobody even knows the girl involved and has no choice but to trust him when he makes an announcement so the prank kind of fell flat and people thought snide was kind of a dick afterwards
@storm nah man the blame goes to the person who voluntarily makes their personal life public. i mean i was probably the first person to advocate ignoring snide in the hopes he'd go away, but some of his shit was so far beyond the pale that you can't fault people for reacting to it.
truth be told, y'all love snide drama, and so does he himself
It was just a weird and unfunny prank. It wouldve been one thing to do it to sputnik but it was a whole lot weirder that he actually announced it to people he knew. "Haha, got you guys, we're not really getting married!" Thats the punchline.
yeah you're right satty, but i haven't been paying attention to anything related to snide because it typically is so dumb. it's not really a prank as far as I assume as it is him just being a douche lol
""Haha, got you guys, we're not really getting married!" Thats the punchline."
What a lame moron.
i totally get feeling really self-defeated from losing material that you were working on, but cancelling your whole project because of it? really?
sort of astounded by the $15k estimate too. then again i recorded my album with a broken guitar, a cable that only worked in a certain position, a microphone built into a webcam and a $50 piece of software that i can just download to any pc so.
all the best.
Digging: Orphaned Land - Unsung Prophets and Dead Messiahs
if you think he's ever said anything remotely true, you're dumb tbh
being dumb is p. great you should try it some time
i wish i were dumber tbh
how da fuq did so many of us feed into it though, that's the alarming part
i think we all secretly like being suckers, we enjoy the ride [:
it's just dumb drama, and it doesn't affect us personally (except for snide i guess), so it's just dumb fun
stalked by a MILF
im good on that lol
He'll be back to entertain us further. Pretty sure he's announced his leaving before.
at least three times in the last two years yea
i envy the attention snide gets (or should i say, 'got') but he was relentless and that is commendable on some level. wish him the best.
Digging: David Sylvian - Secrets of the Beehive
how can you be envious of that lol
yeah i wish i was a ravenous attention whore too.
ravenous is such a good descriptor though!
it's fun, but also a lot of responsibility
God is real.
This hasn't happened to me but I really fear it.
then back up your shit...have you learned nothing from this??
why must we suffer, when others have had the experience too
why oh why
yeah eons have you learned nothing from this ???
How do you backup a VST plugin or settings though. Perhaps I will take screenshots of the settings, idk. sometimes the perfect combination of things can't be replicated so when it's gone you can try to do it again but it isn't the same.
oh true, but in those cases you just move on, you can't go back in time. at least you didn't lose everything
honestly sometimes it's best to wipe the slate clean after every time you use a plugin. otherwise you risk everything you make sounding the same.
I got messaged by a couple Sputnik users on Facebook asking me to clear this up. 15000 dollars wasn't just the VSTs, it was the total damage accrued.
My rig, custom built, 3,000$
Programs: Sony Acid Pro, Ableton, FL Studio, Melodyne, Reaper, Vegas Pro, and Photoshop CS6: $4000
VSTs: Over 130 individually purchased preset packages: $7000
Loops, FX, and purchased samples: 1200$
Professionally translated Italian scripts (for seventh album): 50$
those are basic estimations, I don't have the data anymore to give exact amounts but hopefully now that you guys know the specifics of what was lost, you'll understand why it isn't an exaggeration.
Dude, go away already. You've said it a million times. Just go.
'Professionally translated Italian scripts (for seventh album): 50$'
'Programs: Sony Acid Pro, Ableton, FL Studio, Melodyne, Reaper, Vegas Pro, and Photoshop CS6: $4000'
just redownload the licence key?
'VSTs: Over 130 individually purchased preset packages: $7000'
just redownload them?
I just threw out half a garbage bag of veggie dogs that expired in summer of 2015 and were still in the fridge for some reason.
"Professionally translated Italian scripts (for seventh album): 50$"
Nigga what does that even mean?
This is legitimately sad. Like , no joke. Sorry snide/thumbnail
omg are you serious, spent 4k on software when you could pay for the internet service once and pirate everything smdh
$7000 on VSTs? what?
you know you can torrent vst's... ?
as you light... the incense stick... i pray... that your fingers may BURN
Why would you need an italian translator? I think your audience is bigger in Brazil.
Damn Snide, best of luck
i don't get how you spend that much on vsts that aren't licensed
aren't most/all quality vsts run through access codes
ya there's no way he spent 7k on VSTs lol.
that's not even taking into account the fact that you can easily get free vst's and plugins which are just as good as the premium alternatives
also who tf buys samples anymore? there's a billion royalty-free sample packs and loops on the internet for the low low cost of $0
why are we even debating this
to be fair it's pretty hard to find powerful free vsts that aren't hard as hell to use from lack of streamlined design; likewise free sample packs can be really annoying to organize and format for efficient use. it all comes down to how much extra time and effort you want to put in to using free stuff versus buying a couple quality, easy-to-use products and sticking with them. i bought komplete a while back and i can't really see buying anything more, so the 7k pricetag seems insane to me
"my rates were high, but that's the market. if you're not willing to pay top dollar for your italian translations then you might as well be using google translate."
what am I reading lol
english. but for the right price i could translate it to italian
Does it bug anyone else that he puts the $ at the end instead of the beginning?
i hate when people do that tbh
it looks better at the beginning but i'm so used to units in physics being at the end that now it feels weird idk
komplete is a good investment but for most things like risers, white noise and other fx, samples, lopps etc. it's just not worth paying much if anything for given how many good budget and free options there are
Forget questioning why he would spend thousands of dollars on such equipment.
We should be questioning why he would spend thousands of dollars to make a shitty ambient industrial ep and a "vaporwave' record.
Snide why didn't you allocate $1-200 for an external HD so as to back your shit up
we live to learn hal
a terabyte external hard drive costs like $50
is that too much to afford or
Digging: Taeko Onuki - Mignonne
Too much when you've spent all your money on an Italian translator
Meatball meatball spaghetti underneath
Ravioli ravioli Great Barrier reef
"Professionally translated Italian scripts (for seventh album): 50$"
you're totally giving me ideas for the next ethereal shroud album
Professionally translated Italian scripts (for seventh album): 50$
If you ever need greek translation you know where to find me
this is prob another attention stunt lol
I got a 4TB external hard drive for 80 bucks on sale, shit is well worth it
I have to back up all of my computer programming and applications for it, as well as music and and other programs. Always play it safe with the tech, because it can always go wrong at any moment and then everything is lost
Digging: Electric President - Sleep Well
how the fuck can you spend so much on software and have your production values still sound like garbage?
snide crowdfunding project imminent.
he's gonna fund half of it himself but pretend people from all over the world donated to him
he'll also be raising money for a sauna and a bodyguard to keep that crazy stalker milf away. these things are essential to the recording process.
maybe losing everything will actually teach snide the actual value of things
or maybe he will carry on being a deluded artist with no taste
When Losing Everything Is Nothing You Wanted
When Losing Nothing Means Everything would also work for snide i think
what a goober
Where's the funeral doom album
"if you take out the scripts and lyrics the value rises to 20k"
this is your finest work sin
this thread is gold
'snide crowdfunding project imminent.'
pretty sure he already tried that
edit: yea he already tried that man. didn't do very well
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more like momfunding
"if you think he's ever said anything remotely true, you're dumb tbh"
"i wish i were dumber tbh"
lmao fucking /thread
If you can't re download the vsts and programs then they weren't acquired legally which means you aren't losing any money. I get losing all the time you put into stuff but claiming you lost thousands of dollars is just plain bullshit. But then again you've always been an absolute habitual bullshit artist so I shouldn't be surprised
I'm not coming back to Sputnik.
But I'm back in music, some people were very generous to me and thus I've got new resources and a new outlet to work on music in, as a result, here's a new EP for y'all! -
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Hey what's up fam
Not much, just wanted to wish good luck with your endeavors is all.
Well I'm glad you didn't give up after losing everything
@Mayhem: Thanks man I seriously appreciate that. I've got my life in order and a new music workstation, so while I may have lost the old files and had to cancel Distortion World II and my seventh one after that, I can focus on new material.
@Steak: It sucked, but even though I lost my two albums and wasn't able to release them, it opens up opportunities for new music.
All the best dude. Keep pushing past the setbacks.
Kinda wish this new EP had vocals, but it's better than a lot of stuff you've put out, prouda you
@Mayham: Thanks dude! I'm always gonna keep on keeping on musically as much as I can.
@Streak: I might be making a version with vocals. This EP is part of an instrumental two parter (both EPs are nu-metal / alt metal), and then eventually I'm gonna make a compilation, put vocals on all the tracks, and release the vocal AND vocal-less versions together with a few bonus tracks.
remember to back up your stuff this time thx.
Quit making EPs its just a joke at this point
Make a full project yo
@Zaru: I bought an external that shit is never gonna happen again
@Drifter: I'll work on a full album when I'm ready, I just wanna have fun for a bit, but when I start on a new album it's definitely gonna be a Doom / Sludge album with bits of ambiance thrown in.
Knew youd bounce back.
He's not back tho
> is commenting
> uploading new albums to the database
pretty sure that's all he ever did, and thus, is back
Yeah but he said he's not back ;)
"when I start on a new album it's definitely gonna be a Doom / Sludge album with bits of ambiance thrown in."
lol yeah as a real sludge and doom aficionado i'm sure you'll nail the style
SNIDE IS BACK YES
Didn't he say he wouldn't comment on here anymore? lol
here we go
you guys love him
Nah, its purely a physical attraction.
its a hate hate relationship
Its a haterape relationship.
It's a grapeape relationship
An Escape the Fate article following a BVB article brings Snide back from the dead. Noted.
Gotta be honest, as much as I love ETF, the new song is pretty bad.
The new BVB songs all rule hard though.
the conjuring ritual
It's kinda like Beetlejuice.
i was thinking more like yu-gi-oh
"People keep asking if I'm back and I haven't really had an answer. But now, yeah, I'm thinkin' I'm back."
Snide is our Kojima
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The hero we need...
...but the hero we don't deserve
Gonna be announcing the second part to the Torn Soul EP series in a couple weeks.
Well you've basically just announced it now
good thing you're keeping up snox
Well you've basically just announced it now 
Announcements of announcements are the best. Takes me back to the old days of E-sports.
Snide I want you to know regardless of how trash I think your taste in music is i wish you nothing but the best dude.
Black Malachite > Lost salt blood purges tbh
You're right, Black Malachite is a real proper musician with label releases and worldwide distribution and LSBP is just an on/off hiatus machine
Lol I haven't listened to either actually.
hey snide sup dawg
You should listen to Lost Salt Blood Purges, the latest album is right up your alley.
Cool. I'll need one additional person to rec it to me though. Someone without bias.
There are reviews and bandcamp supporters recommending it
One satisfied customer said of Yellow Fog Sword: "Non-canonical book of the Bible the calls the large areolas of Hawaiian girls untrustworthy and largely responsible for the modern UFO phenomena."
And doesn't that just say it all?
Cool I get to see what snox looks like. Followed on bandcamp.
PS. skele was right about the hair
The guy on the top is actually Boring Bathtimes (also known as user BandNewBac)
The shaved head on the bottom is me.
skele had worse hair tbh anyway
that's what makes it so funny
Maybe it was divine intervention
Thank you all so much.
I haven't talked to Skele in like two or three years
That video will never get old.
The fuck was that?
this thread made me cry
A song by skele.
This is now a Skele nostalgia thread
tfw snide was the one that tipped skele over the edge with icylily
LMAO skele's songs are as bad as his hair
Skele knew I was IcyLily from the beginning though
I had this happen to me recently, my computer shut down for some reason. I lost everything. I bought a new computer and couldn't get it to work the same way. The equipment wasn't working. When I finally got it going, I was super pissed so now I am making angry emo music. Thanks for reading
What the fuck did I just listen to
the chillstep remix
when he starts doing that whispered growl, i fucking die.
"five years on hes a different motherfucker"
does he rap at all in the nu metal stuff
the weird thing is that he tried to be all elite and shit while he was here but his music sounds like the shitty nu metal/metalcore he hated on.
he was going for elite this whole time???
whose alt is this anyways?
Skele was so inconsistent in what he enjoyed / hated that I have no idea what he was trying to do.
he was bs thats what he was
also snide u liar u said u weren't back ur basically back u fucker
I love you guys too much tbh
Digging: Car Seat Headrest - Twin Fantasy (Face to Face)
how many generations of sputnik users has Snide deceived with his (not so) permanent vacations?
Digging: Foodman - Ez Minzoku
So which firm evaluated his assets to be worth $15,000 lol?
@Xeno Jennifer did
Itâ€™s actully difficult to make fun of this guy because heâ€™s a very sad individual
I mean it's pretty easy to make fun of me tbh
He means from a morality standpoint most likely. Like he feels bad for doing it.
I mean I make fun of myself often so nothing really immoral about making a Snide joke
wb i missed u
Hi there welcome back
Snide what do think of the new black veil brides songs and blood on the dance floor?
New BOTDF is literal ass and so is Dahvie.
New BVB rules hard but the most recently released single sounds more like an Andy Black song
But my current workload musically is
-The follow-up to the Torn Soul EP
-Finishing Snide Remarks
-A small EP in the same vein as Nightfall
Once those are done, I plan to start working on:
-Album #6, which I'm planning to blend Doom with Post-Rock, Death Metal, and Ambient
-A small happy hardcore electronic EP
-Some new remixes
How about you finish all those projects, than choose the 12 best songs that make sense together and just release that as an LP? Or just focus and try to blend the styles a bit and make a cohesive full length that way?
Black Malachite Allegations when
hey! i asked snide first!
snide make a post-rock grind electronic ambient album with rapped vocals and a country influence
Save early, save often. Then back that shit up.
"Snide here, I'm not coming back, but I figured that I owe you all a response for clarity because of all that you've all done for me."
"Black Malachite Allegations when"
Dalton has been accused by several women of releasing the worst rap EP ever written, the allegations came out following his very brief hiatus from sputnikmusic, a cesspool of music elitists. Dalton has admitted to the allegations in their entirety, even going as far as to post the ep online for the collective human race to hear
why, did the milf show up?
Breathe in, breathe out
metabolize the oxygen and exhale the carbon dioxide (combined with the sticky kush smoke)
he touched me inappropriately when i was in line for tix for a bieber concert
uh oh, snide's got some explaining to do.
snide get your ass over here
coincidence he's nowhere to be found rn? :thinking:
hes probably contacting a lawyer.
Leave Dalton alone, you know the lower-back tattoo was your idea. Just your attempt to get into his pants via typical drunken display of fandom. It's okay, you regret it, we've all been there.