what the bullshit is this

These guys are alright

so bad smh

was expecting djent grooves but this is cool too

Decently mortified.

Uh.

You know what I don't even know.

By the way that place "with the star on the door" could be a crack den and they just go in, very irresponsible and not good role models for young nickelback fans

worst song ive heard my entire life

fuck nickelback, chad sucks dick literally so.....

I didn't know nickelback could get whiter than they were before

Nickelback transcend to a whole new level of suck.

< 3

at the end of the day this is still basically just a typical rock song disguised as something else

faith no more did it better with Evidence

it sounds like maroon 5

I got halfway into the song to know not to continue. Definitely the weirdest thing they've done. Idk how their fanbase will respond to something that's not rock'n'roll.

Somehow manage to bring the generic into a whole new genre.

Why is there a bumping pine-apple with sunglasses?

"coca cola rollercoaster"

ummm alright

o hell yea

Lyrics are the most cringe-inducing thing i've heard in quite some time.

Nickelback's worldwide album sales exceed 50 million, making them the second best-selling foreign act of the 21st century in the U.S., behind only The Beatles.

Can you fucking believe that!

That's a sad stat right there

smh this is the least groovy disco I've ever heard

sounds like maroon 5 [2]

you can never say you don't care about nickelback now tunaboy

it's like Maroon 5 except more boring

I don't know what I expected.

coca cola, rollercoaster...

genius

Love it. Catchy as fuck.

lmao this is about as catchy as the sound of a dying whale

Let's get Chad Kroeger sucking dick back to the top news again.

faith no more did it better with Evidence [2]

you mean after 18 years they finally decided to do something different?!

nickelback > faith no more

Nickelback>Deftones

fuck yeah, a prog jazz fusion metal masterpiece, rivals gorguts in technicality, didnt think nickelback had it in them

Funky little monkey, she's a twisted trickster
Everybody wants to be the sister's mister
Coca-Cola rollercoaster
Love her even though I'm not supposed to.

Prince wishes he could write something as dirty

i no whats in her mouth and its not her thumb ;)



its chad kroegers penis

*his mouth

If these lyrics weren't abysmal it would be passable. But nah

dying whale is more groovy than this

Oh God. That's terrible. Just terrible. Someone needs to stop these madmen known as Nickelback. Listening to that was pure torture. I couldn't even make it past the first chorus.

I actually this is enjoyable.

The song was pretty good, the chorus was just...not

The song was pretty good, the chorus was just...not

The song was pretty good, the chorus was just...not

The song was pretty good, the chorus was just...not

I wonder how much they made for that ridiculous "Coca Cola" chorus/product placement.

...

I will not listen to a song with that title.

do u get it? she keeps his boner up and she keeps him up all night bangin him, its deep and clever u wouldnt understand

You can't fully appreciate this unless you're white and in your late 30s early 40s.

All this does is make me appreciate the new Maroon 5, which is not a good thing

band is actually kinda tight on this, but vocals are pretty ugh

This is some groovy shit bruh

Those two girls at the beginning were hot.

But seriously is this song about incest?

"Who doesn't want to be the sister's mister? I love her even though I'm nnot supposed to"

I got halfway into the song to know not to continue. Definitely the weirdest thing they've done. Idk how their fanbase will respond to something that's not rock'n'roll.

Damn, this was great.
Wish they did more songs like this.

10 / 10.

Nickelback>Deftones [2]

The song itself gives me quite a good excuse for sticking with Mountain Dew and dumping the contents of Coca-Cola into Atlantis.

I'm gonna throw up

Wow...

oh what fresh hell is this

If the foot tapping at the start doesn't make you burst out laughing you might need to check your pulse.

it's amazing when you can actually say that Nickelback is getting worse

I actually enjoyed Photograph, but this is just awful

Tuna I hold myself to be fairly dead inside and even I found it quite enjoyable.

While the experimentation with their music is more than welcome, this is weird, in a not good way

i got zero seconds into the song to know not to continue [2]

A new low.

"she smells just like a flower"

lol stopped listening

man they really returned to their roots with this one

agreed

This shit is hilarious

hey guys i think we need to spread the word a little more about how bad this band is, just in case some pleb tries to listen to it

I hold myself to be fairly dead inside and even I found it quite enjoyable.

omg these lyrics

What in the blue hell is this shit. Nope nope.

wut

way

coca col-er rollar coaster funky lil monkey

if they rehashed "This Means War" for the rest of their careers, I'd probably be okay with that

LOL NICKELBACK

Ugh

hey guys who wants to play spot the circlejerk?

Tried counting the "nickelback sucks" comments but lost count

nickelback sucks

there another one

bruh

brah?

bra

let them breed and multiply. and it will be good. and Kroeger saw that it was good.

so good he stuck his pubes on his face

haha

http://i.imgur.com/wT3lBAX.png

californication

yo flug if you wanna use that as your avatar feel free to

u want me to?

It's a suggestion, but I do like the pirate eagle

Photograph was much grooves than this tbh

sounds like something new minus the bear would do, with a bit more melancholy tho

Chad Kroeger has been trolling the world since starting this band

koka colah roller coastah

Album will sell ten billion copies.
I will weep.

bEST LYRICS EVAR!!??

I've decided that it isn't worth trying to do well in this world. People are just too stupid for their own good, and I refuse to accommodate their stupidity any longer. Given that signs of intelligence are lost on those who don't have any, it will have to be well enough to just tell them how stupid and how shitty they are and that they should just go and fuck right off.

This is their song.

Herp-a-fucking-derp, retards.

Seriously, I think Chad's 7 year old son wrote these lyrics.

most square guitar riff ever made

This may be the worst thing I've ever clicked on!

Chad's just going through a midlife crisis where he thinks it's cool to pretend you still live in the 70s.

Make that the 90s and call me Chad

if you're banging avril lavigne you're chad confirmed

"Chad's just going through a midlife crisis where he thinks it's cool to pretend you still live in the 70s."

it might have been if Chad was any good at it. This is just Nickelback wandering into a Maroon 5 music video

what in the 9 circles of hell did i just subject myself to

thats funk haha

Chad is my hero

"thats funk haha"

don't call it funk man, you're insulting people who make actual funk music

why the fuck is this thread still going

it's never ending

The ride never ends

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3W0klg3MzE

Guys heard "Get Lucky" and every Maroon 5 single of the past few years and decided to cash in. Garbage.

@sharktooth

2spooky

MOSH MOSH MOSH lol

MOSH MOSH MOSH lol

spooky

scary

skeletons

the fuck is this

I actually enjoyed Photograph, but this is just awful

http://www.theverge.com/2015/3/9/8175487/nickelback-coca-cola-rolla-costa-oh-god-please-help-me

The most cryptic lyric ever known to mankind, when will we decipher it and discover the secrets within?

THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN IS WITHIN

The comments are why I read news articles about bands like these.

Nickelback gettin down with the funk

AWHLLL NYYYYYGHT

Does "everybody wants to be the sister's mister" + "love her even though I'm not supposed to" mean what I think it means?

what the hell

Is... is this the meaning of life?

Most of the users who post comments on the Nickelback threads, have not actually heard a single Nickelback album or even worse, a single Nickelback song.

Im like... 89% sure everyone has heard Photograph on an alternative rock station. Its one of the facts of life.

There are people out there who haven't heard How You Remind Me?

this is nonsense

I'm getting depressed listening to it

I don't see what's so horrible about this. The chorus melody is quite good and the rest of the song is fine. If this were any other band everyone wouldn't be so offended.

it's like Maroon 5 forgot how to be catchy

Yea, because most other bands doesnt have a horrible vocalist backing up bland pop funk instrumentals.

the musical equivalent of a heart monitor and a humpback whale simultaneously dying.

Neat

COCA COLA ROLLER COASTER

"what's wrong with right here on the counter?"

because that's where people prepare and eat food you disgusting bastard

LOOK AT THIS....GRAPH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIlNIVXpIns for reference

thanks mate, i was a bit lazy lol

probably from listening to too much nickelback right?

I thought Maroon 5's new singles were the worst thing I've heard in a while, then I hear this....

this is hilarious and also chad literally sucks dick

Ain't the worst thing they've done for sure.

I've never seen this video till this day.... What do you even say to this? It's impossible to make fun of. It already sounds and looks like a Weird-Al song.

maroon nickel?

srs tho, what's with the hate with them

Let me off of this coca cola roller coaster, its covered in vomit and canadians.

at least its not the same shit they've done for over a decade

yeah simbolic its pretty fucking awesome aoty actually

I like the Meshuggah influence. Some mad grooves right here

Nickeldjent

too many junz

Guys, can you keep it down, there are so many people jerking off in this thread it's getting hard to see the topic.

hard? jerking off?

djent?

Yeah, this is the biggest circlejerk on SPut I saw since, Idunno, 2 years ago or something.

Single of the year

u didnt see the chad sucked his own dick news article then

Sounds like "Paralyzer" from Finger Eleven....lol.

Holy flapjacks it's not that bad. But I guess it's cool to hate Nickelback regardless, so lol chad is teh worst wow funk much lol the 70s was like 100 years ago u tard how dare you try to deviate from cock rock in any way

its not that bad but it's not good either.

I'd just like to remind everyone that this exists.
Have a great Thursday.

COCA COLA ROLLA COASTA

I think the article about Chad Kroeger sucking dick is better.

I'm not sure what I love more: the fact that this still gets bumped every once in a while or the butthurt "STOP BUMPING THIS" comments that spawn from it.

Still funky

Time to plow Advil Vagine.

Sometimes I look at this for comedic value.

Coca-cola Roller Coaster (8)

Still love this tbh