Nickelback get groovy

2015-03-04 by Tunaboy45 | 182 Comments
Nickelback have released the new video for their groove-inspired song 'She Keeps Me Up' from their latest album, No Fixed Address.



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Detective Dan
March 4th 2015
261 Comments


what the bullshit is this

Ire
March 4th 2015
41944 Comments


These guys are alright

Flugmorph
March 4th 2015
33849 Comments


so bad smh

elephantREVOLUTION
March 4th 2015
3052 Comments


was expecting djent grooves but this is cool too

BMFD4567
March 4th 2015
959 Comments


Decently mortified.

Grizzlypyro
March 4th 2015
272 Comments


Uh.

You know what I don't even know.

Tunaboy45
March 4th 2015
18421 Comments


By the way that place "with the star on the door" could be a crack den and they just go in, very irresponsible and not good role models for young nickelback fans

Sleaper
March 4th 2015
3480 Comments


worst song ive heard my entire life

SPRFanOf5H
March 4th 2015
874 Comments


fuck nickelback, chad sucks dick literally so.....

Mutantsnowstorm
March 4th 2015
514 Comments


I didn't know nickelback could get whiter than they were before

TheFantasticDangler
March 4th 2015
2059 Comments


Nickelback transcend to a whole new level of suck.

JWT155
March 4th 2015
14948 Comments


< 3

KerfuffleinaHussle
March 4th 2015
1033 Comments


at the end of the day this is still basically just a typical rock song disguised as something else

faith no more did it better with Evidence

oltnabrick
March 4th 2015
40621 Comments


it sounds like maroon 5

zaruyache
March 4th 2015
27331 Comments


I got halfway into the song to know not to continue. Definitely the weirdest thing they've done. Idk how their fanbase will respond to something that's not rock'n'roll.

bubbahotep92
March 4th 2015
30 Comments


Somehow manage to bring the generic into a whole new genre.


Shiranui
March 4th 2015
1043 Comments


Why is there a bumping pine-apple with sunglasses?

Gameofmetal
Emeritus
March 4th 2015
11558 Comments


"coca cola rollercoaster"

ummm alright

Slut
March 4th 2015
4255 Comments


o hell yea

Faraudo
March 4th 2015
4598 Comments


Lyrics are the most cringe-inducing thing i've heard in quite some time.

canonized
March 5th 2015
11 Comments


Nickelback's worldwide album sales exceed 50 million, making them the second best-selling foreign act of the 21st century in the U.S., behind only The Beatles.

Can you fucking believe that!

canonized
March 5th 2015
11 Comments


That's a sad stat right there

SharkTooth
March 5th 2015
14920 Comments


smh this is the least groovy disco I've ever heard

bach
March 5th 2015
16301 Comments


sounds like maroon 5 [2]

Relinquished
March 5th 2015
48692 Comments


you can never say you don't care about nickelback now tunaboy

SharkTooth
March 5th 2015
14920 Comments


it's like Maroon 5 except more boring

judasgoat
March 5th 2015
351 Comments


I don't know what I expected.

IAMLEGION
March 5th 2015
277 Comments


coca cola, rollercoaster...

genius

MrMcMusic
March 5th 2015
19 Comments


Love it. Catchy as fuck.

SharkTooth
March 5th 2015
14920 Comments


lmao this is about as catchy as the sound of a dying whale

impoppy
March 5th 2015
2249 Comments


Let's get Chad Kroeger sucking dick back to the top news again.

Voltimand
March 5th 2015
1670 Comments


faith no more did it better with Evidence [2]

Makemebad35
March 5th 2015
1050 Comments


you mean after 18 years they finally decided to do something different?!

oltnabrick
March 5th 2015
40621 Comments


nickelback > faith no more

SharkTooth
March 5th 2015
14920 Comments


Nickelback>Deftones


BlacKapes
March 5th 2015
1962 Comments


fuck yeah, a prog jazz fusion metal masterpiece, rivals gorguts in technicality, didnt think nickelback had it in them

SharkTooth
March 5th 2015
14920 Comments


Funky little monkey, she's a twisted trickster
Everybody wants to be the sister's mister
Coca-Cola rollercoaster
Love her even though I'm not supposed to.


Prince wishes he could write something as dirty

BlacKapes
March 5th 2015
1962 Comments


i no whats in her mouth and its not her thumb ;)



its chad kroegers penis

SharkTooth
March 5th 2015
14920 Comments


*his mouth

dmp3131
March 5th 2015
1361 Comments


If these lyrics weren't abysmal it would be passable. But nah

sailSAway
March 5th 2015
1141 Comments


dying whale is more groovy than this

riffariffic7
March 5th 2015
652 Comments


Oh God. That's terrible. Just terrible. Someone needs to stop these madmen known as Nickelback. Listening to that was pure torture. I couldn't even make it past the first chorus.

Derek521
March 5th 2015
82 Comments


I actually this is enjoyable.

Rolling Girl
March 5th 2015
2028 Comments


The song was pretty good, the chorus was just...not

Rolling Girl
March 5th 2015
2028 Comments


The song was pretty good, the chorus was just...not

Rolling Girl
March 5th 2015
2028 Comments


The song was pretty good, the chorus was just...not

botb
March 5th 2015
17751 Comments


The song was pretty good, the chorus was just...not

riffariffic7
March 5th 2015
652 Comments


I wonder how much they made for that ridiculous "Coca Cola" chorus/product placement.

KingSpook
March 5th 2015
32 Comments


...

unaMUSEd
March 5th 2015
1441 Comments


I will not listen to a song with that title.

BlacKapes
March 5th 2015
1962 Comments


do u get it? she keeps his boner up and she keeps him up all night bangin him, its deep and clever u wouldnt understand

Jasdevi087
March 5th 2015
8117 Comments


You can't fully appreciate this unless you're white and in your late 30s early 40s.

SharkTooth
March 5th 2015
14920 Comments


All this does is make me appreciate the new Maroon 5, which is not a good thing

Notaflower
March 5th 2015
344 Comments


band is actually kinda tight on this, but vocals are pretty ugh

BlueSwan
March 5th 2015
570 Comments


This is some groovy shit bruh

NakedSnake
March 5th 2015
665 Comments


Those two girls at the beginning were hot.

But seriously is this song about incest?

"Who doesn't want to be the sister's mister? I love her even though I'm nnot supposed to"

Lord(e)Po)))ts
March 5th 2015
70239 Comments


I got halfway into the song to know not to continue. Definitely the weirdest thing they've done. Idk how their fanbase will respond to something that's not rock'n'roll.


i got zero seconds into the song to know not to continue

Luminara
March 5th 2015
171 Comments


Damn, this was great.
Wish they did more songs like this.

patches
March 5th 2015
38 Comments


10 / 10.

patches
March 5th 2015
38 Comments


Nickelback>Deftones [2]

Angelboros
March 5th 2015
1357 Comments


The song itself gives me quite a good excuse for sticking with Mountain Dew and dumping the contents of Coca-Cola into Atlantis.

JohnDillinger
March 5th 2015
334 Comments


I'm gonna throw up

henryChinaski
March 5th 2015
5001 Comments


Wow...

Sowing
Moderator
March 5th 2015
43940 Comments


oh what fresh hell is this

Tunaboy45
March 5th 2015
18421 Comments


If the foot tapping at the start doesn't make you burst out laughing you might need to check your pulse.

MO
March 5th 2015
24014 Comments


it's amazing when you can actually say that Nickelback is getting worse

SharkTooth
March 5th 2015
14920 Comments


I actually enjoyed Photograph, but this is just awful

zaruyache
March 5th 2015
27331 Comments


Tuna I hold myself to be fairly dead inside and even I found it quite enjoyable.

MasBarHigeuoris21
March 5th 2015
1768 Comments


While the experimentation with their music is more than welcome, this is weird, in a not good way

PunchedPeach72
March 5th 2015
377 Comments


i got zero seconds into the song to know not to continue [2]

TomAkaVeto
March 5th 2015
1963 Comments


A new low.

AgonySadtanoHere
March 5th 2015
36 Comments


"she smells just like a flower"

lol stopped listening

MuhNamesTyler
March 5th 2015
6707 Comments


man they really returned to their roots with this one

Tunaboy45
March 5th 2015
18421 Comments


agreed

botb
March 5th 2015
17751 Comments


This shit is hilarious

Froot
March 5th 2015
1910 Comments


hey guys i think we need to spread the word a little more about how bad this band is, just in case some pleb tries to listen to it

Lord(e)Po)))ts
March 6th 2015
70239 Comments


I hold myself to be fairly dead inside and even I found it quite enjoyable.


ParanoidAndroid96
March 6th 2015
1393 Comments


omg these lyrics

R0ffleMyWaffles
March 6th 2015
18 Comments


What in the blue hell is this shit. Nope nope.

Supercoolguy64
March 6th 2015
11786 Comments


wut

Slut
March 6th 2015
4255 Comments


way

loveisamixtape
March 6th 2015
12319 Comments


coca col-er rollar coaster funky lil monkey

BaseballJames
March 6th 2015
396 Comments


if they rehashed "This Means War" for the rest of their careers, I'd probably be okay with that

Metamorphosis777
March 6th 2015
9 Comments


LOL NICKELBACK



Cryptkeeper
March 6th 2015
2070 Comments


Ugh

EddieMarais
March 6th 2015
230 Comments


hey guys who wants to play spot the circlejerk?

Tunaboy45
March 6th 2015
18421 Comments


Tried counting the "nickelback sucks" comments but lost count

Flugmorph
March 6th 2015
33849 Comments


nickelback sucks

Flugmorph
March 6th 2015
33849 Comments


there another one

Tunaboy45
March 6th 2015
18421 Comments


bruh

Flugmorph
March 6th 2015
33849 Comments


brah?

Tunaboy45
March 6th 2015
18421 Comments


bra

Flugmorph
March 6th 2015
33849 Comments


let them breed and multiply. and it will be good. and Kroeger saw that it was good.

Tunaboy45
March 6th 2015
18421 Comments


so good he stuck his pubes on his face

Flugmorph
March 6th 2015
33849 Comments


haha

Tunaboy45
March 6th 2015
18421 Comments


http://i.imgur.com/wT3lBAX.png

Flugmorph
March 6th 2015
33849 Comments


californication

Tunaboy45
March 6th 2015
18421 Comments


yo flug if you wanna use that as your avatar feel free to

Flugmorph
March 6th 2015
33849 Comments


u want me to?

Tunaboy45
March 7th 2015
18421 Comments


It's a suggestion, but I do like the pirate eagle

SharkTooth
March 7th 2015
14920 Comments


Photograph was much grooves than this tbh

MisguidedYouth
March 12th 2015
268 Comments


sounds like something new minus the bear would do, with a bit more melancholy tho

LepreCon
March 14th 2015
5481 Comments


Chad Kroeger has been trolling the world since starting this band

Supercoolguy64
March 14th 2015
11786 Comments


koka colah roller coastah

DyingAtheist
March 16th 2015
193 Comments


Album will sell ten billion copies.
I will weep.

TheSonomaDude
March 22nd 2015
9051 Comments


bEST LYRICS EVAR!!??

Cappa
March 23rd 2015
136 Comments


I've decided that it isn't worth trying to do well in this world. People are just too stupid for their own good, and I refuse to accommodate their stupidity any longer. Given that signs of intelligence are lost on those who don't have any, it will have to be well enough to just tell them how stupid and how shitty they are and that they should just go and fuck right off.

This is their song.

Herp-a-fucking-derp, retards.

TheSonomaDude
March 23rd 2015
9051 Comments


Seriously, I think Chad's 7 year old son wrote these lyrics.

kingsoby1
Emeritus
March 24th 2015
4970 Comments


most square guitar riff ever made

therapy20
March 24th 2015
94 Comments


This may be the worst thing I've ever clicked on!

Tunaboy45
March 24th 2015
18421 Comments


Chad's just going through a midlife crisis where he thinks it's cool to pretend you still live in the 70s.

zakalwe
March 24th 2015
38765 Comments


Make that the 90s and call me Chad

Tunaboy45
March 25th 2015
18421 Comments


if you're banging avril lavigne you're chad confirmed

SharkTooth
March 25th 2015
14920 Comments


"Chad's just going through a midlife crisis where he thinks it's cool to pretend you still live in the 70s."

it might have been if Chad was any good at it. This is just Nickelback wandering into a Maroon 5 music video

Omeggia
March 25th 2015
202 Comments


what in the 9 circles of hell did i just subject myself to


FlyheadMetal
March 25th 2015
2422 Comments


thats funk haha

DeadGuy
March 25th 2015
1197 Comments


Chad is my hero

SharkTooth
March 25th 2015
14920 Comments


"thats funk haha"

don't call it funk man, you're insulting people who make actual funk music

NakedSnake
March 25th 2015
665 Comments


why the fuck is this thread still going

Tunaboy45
March 25th 2015
18421 Comments


it's never ending

SharkTooth
March 26th 2015
14920 Comments


The ride never ends

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3W0klg3MzE

Monstar1790
March 26th 2015
207 Comments


Guys heard "Get Lucky" and every Maroon 5 single of the past few years and decided to cash in. Garbage.

Parallels
March 26th 2015
10142 Comments


@sharktooth

2spooky

FlyheadMetal
March 26th 2015
2422 Comments


MOSH MOSH MOSH lol

FlyheadMetal
March 26th 2015
2422 Comments


MOSH MOSH MOSH lol

Tunaboy45
March 26th 2015
18421 Comments


spooky

scary

skeletons

Aftertheascension
March 27th 2015
3564 Comments


the fuck is this

Keyblade
March 27th 2015
30678 Comments


I actually enjoyed Photograph, but this is just awful

lmao you say that like Photograph came out last week and not 10 years ago

SharkTooth
March 27th 2015
14920 Comments


http://www.theverge.com/2015/3/9/8175487/nickelback-coca-cola-rolla-costa-oh-god-please-help-me

Tunaboy45
March 27th 2015
18421 Comments


The most cryptic lyric ever known to mankind, when will we decipher it and discover the secrets within?

SharkTooth
March 27th 2015
14920 Comments


THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN IS WITHIN

MrHiltonJames
March 28th 2015
32 Comments


The comments are why I read news articles about bands like these.

BurnedBlack606
April 7th 2015
513 Comments


Nickelback gettin down with the funk

TheSonomaDude
April 7th 2015
9051 Comments


AWHLLL NYYYYYGHT

Tunaboy45
April 9th 2015
18421 Comments


Does "everybody wants to be the sister's mister" + "love her even though I'm not supposed to" mean what I think it means?

Apollo
April 19th 2015
10691 Comments


what the hell

VaxXi
April 22nd 2015
4418 Comments


Is... is this the meaning of life?

rockandmetaljunkie
April 22nd 2015
9620 Comments


Most of the users who post comments on the Nickelback threads, have not actually heard a single Nickelback album or even worse, a single Nickelback song.

VaxXi
April 22nd 2015
4418 Comments


Im like... 89% sure everyone has heard Photograph on an alternative rock station. Its one of the facts of life.

Tunaboy45
April 22nd 2015
18421 Comments


There are people out there who haven't heard How You Remind Me?

Strider
April 26th 2015
4699 Comments


this is nonsense

Strider
April 26th 2015
4699 Comments


I'm getting depressed listening to it

NonApplicable
May 7th 2015
3017 Comments


I don't see what's so horrible about this. The chorus melody is quite good and the rest of the song is fine. If this were any other band everyone wouldn't be so offended.

SharkTooth
May 7th 2015
14920 Comments


it's like Maroon 5 forgot how to be catchy

VaxXi
May 8th 2015
4418 Comments


Yea, because most other bands doesnt have a horrible vocalist backing up bland pop funk instrumentals.

aresx
May 11th 2015
339 Comments


the musical equivalent of a heart monitor and a humpback whale simultaneously dying.

CatfishSoup
May 27th 2015
369 Comments


Neat

SharkTooth
May 27th 2015
14920 Comments


COCA COLA ROLLER COASTER

Tunaboy45
May 27th 2015
18421 Comments


"what's wrong with right here on the counter?"


Tunaboy45
May 27th 2015
18421 Comments


because that's where people prepare and eat food you disgusting bastard

DatBeefPudding
June 15th 2015
1952 Comments


LOOK AT THIS....GRAPH

Tunaboy45
June 15th 2015
18421 Comments


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIlNIVXpIns for reference

DatBeefPudding
June 16th 2015
1952 Comments


thanks mate, i was a bit lazy lol

Tunaboy45
June 23rd 2015
18421 Comments


probably from listening to too much nickelback right?

miketunneyiscool123
June 23rd 2015
5523 Comments


I thought Maroon 5's new singles were the worst thing I've heard in a while, then I hear this....



nathan69
July 21st 2015
75 Comments


this is hilarious and also chad literally sucks dick

miketunneyiscool123
July 21st 2015
5523 Comments


Ain't the worst thing they've done for sure.

RadicalEd
July 21st 2015
9546 Comments


I've never seen this video till this day.... What do you even say to this? It's impossible to make fun of. It already sounds and looks like a Weird-Al song.

lupot
July 23rd 2015
49 Comments


maroon nickel?

srs tho, what's with the hate with them

toocool4pos
July 23rd 2015
258 Comments


Let me off of this coca cola roller coaster, its covered in vomit and canadians.

SIMBOLIC
August 11th 2015
6731 Comments


at least its not the same shit they've done for over a decade

BlacKapes
August 11th 2015
1962 Comments


yeah simbolic its pretty fucking awesome aoty actually

InFlamesWeThrash666
August 11th 2015
10556 Comments


I like the Meshuggah influence. Some mad grooves right here

TheSonomaDude
August 11th 2015
9051 Comments


Nickeldjent

Aftertheascension
August 11th 2015
3564 Comments


too many junz

Hurricanslash
August 13th 2015
1831 Comments


Guys, can you keep it down, there are so many people jerking off in this thread it's getting hard to see the topic.

DatBeefPudding
August 15th 2015
1952 Comments


hard? jerking off?

djent?

Hurricanslash
August 15th 2015
1831 Comments


Yeah, this is the biggest circlejerk on SPut I saw since, Idunno, 2 years ago or something.

Deez
August 16th 2015
10313 Comments


Single of the year

DatBeefPudding
August 16th 2015
1952 Comments


u didnt see the chad sucked his own dick news article then

Vorender
August 20th 2015
43 Comments


Sounds like "Paralyzer" from Finger Eleven....lol.

Emim
August 22nd 2015
35225 Comments


Holy flapjacks it's not that bad. But I guess it's cool to hate Nickelback regardless, so lol chad is teh worst wow funk much lol the 70s was like 100 years ago u tard how dare you try to deviate from cock rock in any way

DatBeefPudding
August 23rd 2015
1952 Comments


its not that bad but it's not good either.

Ebola
October 1st 2015
4506 Comments


I'd just like to remind everyone that this exists.
Have a great Thursday.

SharkTooth
October 1st 2015
14920 Comments


COCA COLA ROLLA COASTA

DinosaurJones
October 1st 2015
10402 Comments


I think the article about Chad Kroeger sucking dick is better.

TheSonomaDude
October 1st 2015
9051 Comments


I'm not sure what I love more: the fact that this still gets bumped every once in a while or the butthurt "STOP BUMPING THIS" comments that spawn from it.

Rolling Girl
October 4th 2015
2028 Comments


Still funky

miketunneyiscool123
October 4th 2015
5523 Comments


Time to plow Advil Vagine.

RadicalEd
October 4th 2015
9546 Comments


Sometimes I look at this for comedic value.

LewisShaw
October 4th 2015
354 Comments


Coca-cola Roller Coaster (8)

InFlamesWeThrash666
October 4th 2015
10556 Comments


Still love this tbh



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