I bet he called that mic a diagonal ass nigga

That's pretty.
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Shocking news

I bet he called that mic a diagonal ass nigga [2]

Karmic justice for being a douche.

electroshocked? lol, unless the microphone electrically induced a seizure for therapeutic effects, you mean "electrocuted"

got caught slippin' diagonally by a pikachu probs

I'm glad he's okay. We'd be lost in the war against "diagonal ass niggas" if he wasn't.

This week has not been a good week for Frankie haha. At least we're not getting new Green Day news every 2 days anymore...

even the microphone doesn't want to be involved with the band, and if he's taking Frank out with him, so be it.

ALMOST LITERALLY DIED

Too many news articles about this douchebag lately.

Mic was probably sabotaged by those diagonal ass niggas Frankie was going on about.

Bad week eh?

alomost literally

or wait

yes

Almost died from 200 volts, what a fuck. Stun gun/taser = 10k volts. Dude needs to man up.

not the volts silly it's the amplitude

The mic hated amplifying the stuff coming out of his mouth.

yeah, the current is what will kill you over the volts.

LMFAO the way he fell down was a thing of beauty

LMFAO

emmure is from connecticut they just happen to live in queens


please leave queens out of this, thanks.

That was fucking funny

dam Llama do u even science ;-]

Man beaten up by atoms.

I was hoping it would electrocute some sense into him

he wanted to watch the sound guy suck a dick. he knew he loved it. sound guy refused and rigged the mic.

dude just dropped

hahahahahahahahaha

Between this and As I Lay Dying, it's like God has called for Judgment Day on bad metalcore :D

dam Llama do u even science ;-]

The llama isn't the most scientific of animals....

Between this and As I Lay Dying, it's like God has called for Judgment Day on bad metalcore :D [2]

Lol

ALMOST LITERALLY DIED

what a toolbag

glad he's ok tho

Fucking time vampire.

Anyone shocked they didn't allow youtube comments?

Oh wait.

Btw pun intended. Fuck haters! Yolo

TheFantasticDangler - electroshocked? lol, unless the microphone electrically induced a seizure for therapeutic effects, you mean "electrocuted"

err no, electrocution means death. he was shocked. and seeing as the word shock is ambiguous, electroshock fits and puts it into context. look it up in a dictionary you arrogant fuck.

yea that almost literally thing is hilarious

"electrocution means death"

y'see well noooooo well maybe it c...nooooo

guy tries to help him up and says fuck that when he gets shocked too lol

There must be a god somewhere!

"electrocution means death"

whoa sweet

Time Vampires are on to him.

I bet he called that mic a diagonal ass nigga [3] lol

I bet he called that mic a diagonal ass nigga [4]

cuz the poooweeer youre supplying
is electryfing!

what a shocking turn of events

I bet his mother was shocked when she saw this footage

maybe this was just a publicity stunt for shock value

For comparison, this lightbulb

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b4/Gluehlampe_01_KMJ.png

runs off 230 volts.

Almost literally died indeed.

he shouldnt have been deepthroating his mic

getting shocked by 200 volts is no big deal if the current is low.

you guys are soo racist )

That was a pretty perfect fall. 9/10.

In Mother Russia, bad metalcore band kills self!

Almost literally, anyway.

"Ya almost got me tonight. #STILLALIVE."

Now he's just pissing in death's cereal. I hope death takes this to heart and goes final destination on his diagonal ass for real.

okay with a tweet like that you just KNOW
he's going to die the next time it
happens


remember kids, electricity is bad.
remember what our good friend Bender
experienced on electricity.

damn Wylie beat me to the joke

wag

Too bad he survived

A lot of the jokes on this thread are pretty shitty tbh

I bet he called that mic a diagonal ass nigga [5]
"#STILLALIVE"
Damn it :/

I bet he called that mic a diagonal ass nigga [6]

Haha he's getting more ridiculous by the minute. I used to give him the benefit of the doubt but
lately he's proven himself an attention whore and an idiot.

Lol "almost literally die" wtf. Like Llama said, shit was nothing compared to being tased. Not that
i've ever been tased but 200v to 10k, that seems like a huge fucking difference and all a taser gun
does is disable the body for a while.

"That was a pretty perfect fall. 9/10."

hahaha

Yeah in the last 2 years or so, he's been begging for attention.

Frankie Palmeri/ Ronnie Radke sex tape


Who would watch?

The problem is he goes out speaking what's on his mind like someone cares about what melodramatic/moralistic shit he starts believing in.

LOL @ the sex tape thing

Well, TheMoreira, they do. Emmure's fanbase is bigger then it should be.

the shit he says on twitter is so stupid that i hope he is trolling. but more likely he's just a retard

the fall was fucking great

Who says a troll can't be retarded?

"I swear half the time he has to be trolling"

I don't fucking see how he COULDN'T be. I mean, I have never seen someone as fucking retarded as this dude. And I live in Indiana. And the fact that he thought 200 volts would kill him when people survive 30,000 - 50,000 watt tasers everyday fucking baffles me. For the love of God, please tell me he's fucking sterile.

*volt
Not watt. sorry.

lol. dudes a fucking idiot

horizontal ass nigga

I want to watch you shock his microphone.

"And the fact that he thought 200 volts would kill him when people survive 30,000 - 50,000 watt tasers everyday fucking baffles me."

pls dude go to r/science or something

fuckin russia and their shitty bear powered electricity

^Oh man did I almost spit out all my dinner over my screen

Of course he didn't die, he's a fucking TIME VAMPIRE

That fall was perfect

hahahahahahaha yeah time vampires are the real shit!

Diagonal ass mic...

The way he just fell over is fucking hilarious, like something out of a cartoon

So many bad jokes.

This nigga is trill.

russia: the world's most dangerous modernized country

I hope that comment wasn't serious

obviously not
are you gonna harass me again, fish
please not today

damn, if only it had ended his miserable existence.

when did this site become tmz, this isn't fucking news at all, neither are his fucking rants and explanations.

Who cares? It's funny.

Tab you're welcome to start your own site with thousands of users that regularly log on daily.

Until then you're shit out of luck.

trust fall troll

I can watch this all day.

Lol, what a time vampire. Poser.

someone please make this into a harlem shake video

Maybe the electric shock sent him back to 1776...

err no, electrocution means death. he was shocked. and seeing as the word shock is ambiguous, electroshock fits and puts it into context. look it up in a dictionary you arrogant fuck.

no, electroshock refers to a banned "therapeutic" technique, but you are right about being electrocuted, even though the common person uses the term regardless of death. so lets settle on "shocked" then. oh hey I finished my rebuttal with out any nasty name calling.

Following this diagonal ass nigga on Twitter now, I can't miss out on more of these tweets

Payback's a... diagonal ass nigga

I wanna watch you shock his dick

lol his twitter is incredible

Gosh darn I bet that HURTZ
Okay, that was bad, WATT was i thinking.
these are actually getting quite re-VOLT-ing
I need to stop, and get more CURRENT puns.
damn, we are getting really AMPed up on this thread.
Okay, time to PULL THE PLUG on this one.

that mic is a straight up bishop

Bloodrocuted.

He used the word 'nigga', good.

The Time Vampires got to him.

Actually electroshock would be closer than electrocute. It's only electrocution if it kills you.

But yeah, what a dumbass.

THERE IS NO WAY IN FUCKING HELL he's not trolling here:
http://www.altpress.com/features/entry/track_by_track_emmure

Hahaha man that nukka drops like he got hit with a taser.

RAWR RAW..... slam.

oh man, i fucking lost my shit when he started going about his soul searching. i was like, for fuck's sake, you have got to be kidding me

I WANNA WATCH YOU SUCK HIS DICK

Everyone buy Emmure's albums b/c lead singer is Thanos the 1 tru God.

Yeah that shit kinda made me go, what the fuck.

Seriously, that dude is on something majorly hardcore

new lyrics will speak of revolutionary visions impregnated in his brain by the lightning god

Jesus, I hope he is okay. Funny things are happening in the metal world.

"This song is about the outcome of solar winds hitting the earth and destroying the entire world's electronics. Imagine a world of total darkness, zero communication and complete anarchy… and how much you could get away with in it. Well, in this case, I’m talking about getting even with old foes since there's no order or law."

Using the word anarchy wrong: -1

Consider this song an introduction to things to come. For the record, my name is Thanos Reignz, although you may know me as Frankie Palmeri. My true self is beginning to emerge, and this song is merely a preview of the story I am preparing to share with the world.

That is the most pathetic god name I have ever hear. Thanos, ehh, but Reignz, really. Fucking. Really.

I know who Thanos is, I read marvel, but has it ever been said that Thanos' second name is fucking Reignz? or is that Bro trying to make the name more hardcore

This is what happens when your parent's don't love you. Everybody love your kids.

that one is fucking insane seriously.

WHY IS HE NOT IN A MENTAL WARD

Karma is a bitch.

isn't emmure straight edge or is that just acacia strain? it's all too easy to confuse those bands.

emmure isn't he posts pictures of pills and shit

this band.... ffs.

Apparently, Credo Mutwa is a real person, which begs the question: is he smarter than he lets on or just high as all hell?

I'm leaning towards the latter.

oh shit andcas you still post here? i remember lurking around like 3 some odd years ago, and here I find you still.

i shouldn't have but i lol'd

No doubt, I've recognized a few already. I'm glad I made a new account, missed this place.

i shouldn't have but i lol'd

best news!

Guys, he retweets Alex Jones. I don't think he's trolling.

he's trolling everyone.

ok, there's no way he's serious

I've listened to like, 1 Emmure song, ever, because a kid at a hardcore show told me they ruled, and I thought he'd said Emery.

nu-metal got me into metal in '08, so I guess I have to give it that.

200 volts? Damn man, Pikachu has like 20,000 and you don't hear Ash ever whining about a little shock
now and then. Man up, bro.



PS this article title is very misleading. It got my hopes up then dashed them to pieces.

Bet a Time Vampire tried to suck some of his time away from him last night. But good ol' Frankie got away.

"200 volts? Damn man, Pikachu has like 20,000 and you don't hear Ash ever whining about a little shock "

And get a dose of flamethrower in your face

I kinda thought maybe after being shocked so badly and almost literally dying he would suddenly make eloquent, inciteful, and respectful tweets. I guess not.

I just logged in for the first time in months because of this news post. I love you guys.

this was divine intervention, just like when moses divided the red sea shit. testify people!

"Sorry I almost literally died on stage tonight"

As opposed to figuratively

"I mean, I have never seen someone as fucking retarded as this dude. And I live in Indiana."

quite the statement

Emmure sure put on one hell of an electrifying performance that night.

im probably the WAHABAHAWAFFWAHGGHGGHABAGH

his drop was amazing

TheFantasticDangler - no, electroshock refers to a banned "therapeutic" technique, but you are right about being electrocuted, even though the common person uses the term regardless of death. so lets settle on "shocked" then. oh hey I finished my rebuttal with out any nasty name calling.

electroshock can mean both. look at the title, it's used as a verb. receiving electroshock and being electroshocked CAN mean the same thing, but it doesn't always. seriously, knowing what you're talking about before speaking helps a great deal, try it sometime.