Rollins In Suck

2008-11-12 by BallsToTheWall | 22 Comments
Famed producer Rob Stefaniuk is slated to write and direct a new rock based vampire film called SUCK. Cast members already set to appear in the film include Henry Rollins, Iggy Pop, Alice Cooper, Malcolm McDowell, and Moby.........

In the film Eddie Van Helsing hunts down a band of vampires. In short, SUCK is a Rock'n'roll vampire satire about a group of rockstar wannabies in search of immortality and a record deal. Rob Stefaniuk also stars in the newest film with bite.

http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/news/14222

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BallsToTheWall
November 12th 2008
52578 Comments


I just want to see Rollins etar somebodys head off. It would have been great for Twilight to have a Henry Rollins cameo killing off the main characters.

McP3000
November 12th 2008
4121 Comments


good news title

poweroftheweez
November 12th 2008
1298 Comments


Sounds pretty shitty save for the presence of Rollins. Probably gonna pass this one up.

AP07373
November 12th 2008
493 Comments


Henry Rollins was pretty phenomenal in Wrong Turn 2.

BallsToTheWall
November 12th 2008
52578 Comments


Fuck Moby though. Ugh...

ASberg
November 12th 2008
2161 Comments


I remember watching feast and saw that Rollins was in it. Really funny shit but i don't know about this. If it's done right it might be decent.

Steerpike
November 12th 2008
1861 Comments


As long as the vampires don't turn out to be Anne Rice poofters or Joss Whedon emo bitches, I'll probably go see the movie. On paper it sounds just bizarre enough to work.

brandtweathers
November 12th 2008
2006 Comments


DIE DIE Die die... i can't...

iamthenightmare
November 12th 2008
755 Comments


great movie


Clara
November 12th 2008
10 Comments


Rollins part in Wrong Turn 2 was a masterpiece.

"Is that all you got motherf*cker?!" before getting his throat ripped apart by some kind of chain.

AggravatedYeti
November 12th 2008
7683 Comments


*sigh*

Serpento
November 13th 2008
2351 Comments


this has joined the dragonball movie on my list of bad films to see immediately

BallsToTheWall
November 13th 2008
52578 Comments


^^ Me too but Twilight is first in line.

tripleb2k
November 13th 2008
217 Comments


moby will be the first to die...

after all the drugs iggy pop has done, he should be a vampire. it's pretty clear he's invincible aside from being stabbed with a stake.

ToWhatEnd
November 13th 2008
3173 Comments


Rollins part in Wrong Turn 2 was a masterpiece.



"Is that all you got motherf*cker?!" before getting his throat ripped apart by some kind of chain.
Can someone link this? I tried to earlier but was unsuccessful. I'm so curious as to hysterical this would be and I definitely am not about to sit through a straight to DVD sequel for 90 minutes to find out.

RandMcNally
November 13th 2008
159 Comments


Title says it all, this will 'suck'

Steerpike
November 13th 2008
1861 Comments


STFU Joss Whedon pwns.

Are you really going to tell me that Angel wasn't a giant pussy?

Curse.
November 14th 2008
8079 Comments


That is true. Joss should stick to Westerns in space, and MAKE ANOTHER FUCKING SERENITY MOVIE

lifewontwait07
November 14th 2008
18 Comments


Yea, I always had a hunch that Iggy Pop sold his soul. Him and Keith Richards both shouldn't have made it out of that era alive, seeing as they're more notorious for doing drugs than any other rockers, but the fact that they did is fucking awesome. It still leaves me wondering...

And is anyone else kinda annoyed by the road Henry Rollins is taking? He goes from hardcore, anti-corporate anti-everything mainstream and commodified, but decides to take part in epic shitfests like Wrong Turn 2, Jack Frost and Teen Titans. Come on man...

Steerpike
November 14th 2008
1861 Comments


Yeah but name one "good" vampire that isn't. Anyways what about Angelus?

The cast of Near Dark. Just because Anne Rice decided to make vampires her gay best friends doesn't mean that true horror fans should surrender a part of our legacy.

SetTrip
November 16th 2008
30 Comments


With Henry Rollins, Iggy, and Alice in the line-up I don't think this movie could suck. It might be cheesy and poorly done by most standards, but it will at least be funny if nothing else. Henry will no doubt be uber-hardcore. I hope he's a Vampire patriarch or some shit and not a hero because that would be gay.

Iggy is still alive because heroin is more or less a pact with the devil. It replaces your blood with demon urine or some shit, thereby giving you wrinkly skin, a defined build, and a supernatural libido and life span... Until you try to quit... or so I've heard.

Nuvo
November 23rd 2008
13 Comments


LOL sounds a bit like the pick of destiny, but if it features Mr Rollins I will be the first in line to watch



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