Nile Fans Deserve Phalluses 2008-03-06 by Tyler EMERITUS | 17 Comments | Karl Sanders recently spoke about Nile's upcoming tour with Unexpect, Suicide Silence and the Faceless. To be more specific, Karl teased fans with Nile’s upcoming merchandise, promising to give them "what they deserve".
If you're wondering just what that is, Karl explains that fans will be able to chose from a variety of t-shirts, most [or all] of which will reportedly feature the lyrical excerpt "Anoint My Phallus", which is promised to be written in "big block letters". As Karl puts it, "Consumers deserve no less."
It doesn't end there, as the diminutive front-man with the excessively large guitar also mentioned that he’ll be providing guitar lessons for up to four intermediate-to-advanced guitarists. The lessons, which will cost $100 an hour, will take place during Nile’s sound-check and will reportedly come with a spot on the guestlist.
Those interested in learning Karl’s unrivalled passion for Arabian scales and unplayable double necks can inquire about the lessons at nileguitarlessons@yahoo.com.
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I usually hate your critical rants, but, bravo! Karl Sanders needs to learn a lesson about naming things...
Reminds me of the Herman Li guitar videoThis Message Edited On 03.06.08
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Heh, I know a guy whose friend is getting the lessons.
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Tell him to get his money back.
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this story delivers the lulz
good one coke :thumb:
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Lulz at the suggestion that Sanders is "diminutive" or the frontman, for that matter.
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check out his betchacan't play this on youtbe, hilarious
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Wow...I am at a loss for words at how dumb this is. Seriously, are they trying to be funny?
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funny, I'm wearing a Nile shirt right now :lol:
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Wow...I am at a loss for words at how dumb this is. Seriously, are they trying to be funny? I think it's an attempt at having a brutal slogan like on some death metal band shirts, but they can't pull it off that well because their lyrics are about...Egypt...
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I still think shirts that say "WINDS OF FUCKING PLAGUE" are funnier.
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Those lessons are cheap. My piano teacher is £17,50 for half an hour. Thats $70 for you yanks. It's a rip off. And a spot on the guest list is cool. I wish I lived in New York and could get bass lesson off the God that is Trevor Dunn
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My piano teacher is £17,50 for half an hour.
you're getting rinsed.
doesn't christian olde wolbers from FF do lessons for half what karl's charging?
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I nearly died of laughter. Nice slant on the story Coke.
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doesn't christian olde wolbers from FF do lessons for half what karl's charging? Who?
(exactly)
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Wow. That made my day.
Hopefully I can go to this date again. Not that I have any interest in seeing any of the 3 main bands, but Unexpect is absolutely fucking brilliant live.
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lol
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Hahaha, silly Karl Sanders...
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