Getting in now and getting out now before the ugliness starts.

lmao cool band name

Could it be the worst band name in history ? I think it could.

Could it be the worst band name in history ? I think it could.

Fever 333 is maybe close.

One of the worst band names... Not worse than Autism, but not far.

I can think of a hundred worse band names than this.

I can think of a hundred worse band names than this.

Puddle Of Mudd?

Do you think punk bands from the Middle East get edgy and name themselves stuff like The Social Democrats or The Latter-day Saints?

Or The Jews?

Or The Jewish Overlords of Palestine?

Or The Jewish Puppet Masters at the World Bank?

The older I get, the more cringe punk becomes to me. This is a new high.

Or The Jewish Lobbyists of Washington D.C. Who Just Bullied The Democrats (Including AOC) Into Funding a Multi Billion Dollar Upgrade to the Iron Dome?

I really hate chickenfoot

lmao people are really getting offended at this band's name

Or The Crypto Saudi-Jewish Relations Funding Death Squads in Yemen?

THE MUSLIMS is a crunchy, kickass punk band of Black + brown queer muzzies. Your racist dad is a piece of shit and THIS IS NOT A SAFE SPACE. https://themuslims.bandcamp.com/

Their last album was really good, this one not as much, but still had some great songs includin
John McCain’s Ghost Sneaks Into The White House And Tea Bags The President

the whole of Islam has released an album

Kinda sad that they're this hard up for attention and nobody gives a fuck or listens to them anyway lol

wonder how this compares to that album the pope dropped a few years ago

Apparently, The Muslims are actual Muslims

And they have a song called "John McCain’s Ghost Sneaks into The White House and Tea Bags the President" Hmmmm

Let's gooooooo

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September 25th 2021
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Let's gooooooo

Listened to a couple of tracks:

The punk riffs were cool
The lyrics are a little far left pandery, but not terrible
The vocals are good
Production is not amazing, but idk it's punk so that's prob fine

Overall seems like a decent band actually

I guess we found out who their marketing actually works on: Ars

cringiest band name is by far

we butter the bread with butter

there was definitely a band named The Muslims that released an album after they cchanged their name to The Soft Pack. Liked the song "mexico" as a young'un but it's not that good

their last album Gentrified Chicken is awesome, especially the parody of Blink-182’s What’s My Age Again?

Hear me out: The Mexican Muslims

"I guess we found out who their marketing actually works on: Ars"

I guess? Prob never checking a full album by them, but I did check some songs

I kinda thought they'd be funnier, but it seems like a lot of their weird track titles are played straight

You know I think some of the these songs are about Fabius actually

THE MUSLIMS is a crunchy, kickass punk band of Black + brown queer muzzies. Your racist dad is a piece of shit and THIS IS NOT A SAFE SPACE. https://themuslims.bandcamp.com/

terrible band name and the guy getting punched on the album art looks like a punk rather than a facist

id be honored

yall doth protest too much man

"the guy getting punched on the album art looks like a punk rather than a facist" - idk, looks a lot like johnny rotten, make what u will of that

AOC rated this band present

You mean because he's wearing a pin that says "God save Rotten" or?

maybe people can put to bed that she's an israel hater now, goon republicans won't though

How will the pedophiles view her now though?

ghost is talking to you colton, how will you answer this

These guys don't give a fuck at all! Jamming now. Nothing too special or anything but not too shabby either. Might check the last album due to some of the praise above

@ars - tbh did not notice the pin even

what a shit band name

So edgy! Yeah fuck fascism! We're punk rock!

good band

This thread is literal fuckin aids

What's wrong with that band name? It actually rules

Now touring: Texas, Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama

Image being this unaware lmao

If this was ironic this would be great.

is this taqwacore by any chance?

big cringe

I've been fucking with the Muslims for a while, and their first 3 LPS were great. The singer sounds like a cross between Zac De La Rocha, and the guy from Plague Vendor. The lyrics can be a bit hit and miss, but their still young.
The latest release, their first on Epitaph, feels rushed and a bit forced, so don't start there.
If you want to check them out at their peak, check last year's album, Gentrifried Chicken.

>I've been fucking with the Muslims for a while

Lol, gotcha.


This is their response to why they called themselves The Muslims.

Qadr: I've dreamed about having a punk band for a very long time, and eventually the idea came that it should absolutely be a Muslim punk band, so then last year I put out a call on Facebook. The whole idea came out of this strong desire to have something rageful; either I'm going to start fighting white people or I'm going to start a really rageful queer hilarious Muslim punk band.

Farah BaHbaH: I feel like there are a lot of bands called "The ___________" and just with all the ideas that came up, the most nonsensical, I-don't-really-care-just-shut-up name that came up was The Muslims.

Abu Shea: My grandma constantly calls us The Young Muslims.

"The Young Muslims" would've been a cooler name though

either I'm going to start fighting white people

There it is.

g40st prefers Backwordz

most of these comments are beyond cringe and like what's with the weird anti-semitism in the middle there fucking hell