what

yeah, fuck the existence of this in the pokemon verse

finally

This is the perfect level of corny. Ngl every Post Malone song I’ve heard I’ve enjoyed

i cant believe this isnt a johnny article

pokemon is 25 and only just got post malone involved ?!

I don't really get the connection but I enjoyed this lol. I don't mind the original Hootie song either tbh.

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I also have no clue what the connection is here but it's fairly inoffensive tbh.

wdym ???

i said nothing of the sort

I really don’t like the vibrato he has started doing in his songs. With the auto tune it sounds terrible.

I remember when I was in first grade and saw the Poke rap and all I wanted was to know the names of every Pokemon. I did not have internet access back then ):

Lvl 40, you sluts, come
Get some! I don’t care if you’re 48.

well I love this song unironically, and this is inoffensive lol. Production is kinda ass tho

"yeah, fuck the existence of this in the pokemon verse"

in the what now

You know that South Park episode where the manatees put the ball in the hole and whatever ball that comes out they use as a cutaway gag?

This basically reads like one of those.

You could just say "it sounds terrible" and you'd be describing his whole career and saving yourself some time

“i cant believe this isnt a johnny article” [2]

Wow, kudos to him for pissing away all the goodwill he earned with that Nirvana set.

This has to just be a glitch in the matrix. It doesn't even make sense.

You know that South Park episode where the manatees put the ball in the hole and whatever ball that comes out they use as a cutaway gag?

This basically reads like one of those. [2]

"Hey can you make sure all of the Pokemon from previous generations are transferable to your new games?"

"How about a Pokemon Post Malone concert instead?"

"No thank you, I'd rather get nothing than have that"

"Whoops too late"

What a terrible mix of things.

This dude needs to chill out with the vibratto.

finally [2]

Needs more vibratto

was legit gonna make a news article for this with the title Pokemon Is Over, but i'm glad and sad to see it covered.

cannot wait until i clock off and go home to not listen to this

Yikes

tying weeb shit to rap is the only way you can get Johnny to consume it. like when you put a crushed up pill in some yogurt and give it to your dog

Dont worry, Post will get worse.

Is this really worth getting upset about? It's pretty inoffensive lol

Gotta catch 'em a-a-a-a-a-a-ll

oh shit but pokemon direct happening rn

hopefully it's not all anime shit like last weeks dumpster fire of a direct

I turn it on and the first word I hear is "Sinnoh Region" pog

Ha they put melodies from the gameboy games in there

ily pokemon

pokemon BOTW confirmed for early 2022

"Tying weeb shit to rap is the only way you can get Johnny to consume it. like when you put a crushed up pill in some yogurt and give it to your dog"

Or like tying a pair of coltons sisters panties around a carton of eggs and giving them to him ;o

pots what do you think of today’s announcements

Pots do you pick up your methadone and propecia at the same time or do you get your mom to make 2 trips?

pots what do you think of today’s announcements

he's malding too hard to answer rn

I honestly thought he was going to rewrite the whole song, Weird Al-style, and change the hook to “I only want a Pikachu”.

pots what do you think of today’s announcements

he's too busy researching what lifts to buy so he can go on big boy rides

pots what do you think of today’s announcements

I'm gonna assume he's referencing the Cowboys because hes not a Miami Dolphins fan

i was just thinking about pokemon for the first time in a long time the other day. im just gonna revisit ruby and sapphire for the 100th time because gen 3 in particular has an inexplicably magical vibe to me

ye it does

I have this fucking song stuck in my head now

fuck you pokemon

I like it

Can I go back to my universe now

Easily the most unnerving Sput article title I've ever seen. This is utter fiction.

"I've been lookin' for a girl lik-yohhhhhh."