Jon Mess Salsa

2016-11-25 by hobblepot | 49 Comments
Post-Hardcore band Dance Gavin Dance have announced they are releasing a limited edition brand of Pico De Gallo sauce for Christmas. The sauce, entitled "Riding a Rhino brand Pico De Gallo" is a reference to the lyric in Chucky, "Riding a rhino, pico de gallo". Pre-order bundles are live now. You can purchase the limited edition salsa sauce here:

http://merchnow.com/catalogs/dance-gavin-dance

Tagged: Dance Gavin Dance

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FullOfSounds
November 25th 2016
15821 Comments


Okay

Cormano
November 25th 2016
4453 Comments


ayy

Beauville88
November 25th 2016
245 Comments


Probably make more money selling that than their awful music

JeetJeet
November 25th 2016
12830 Comments


Should have just called it Pico De Gavin instead.

ZippaThaRippa
November 25th 2016
10673 Comments


Who the fuck puts Pico de Gallo on pasta? Is that a thing?

ZippaThaRippa
November 25th 2016
10673 Comments


What's wrong with you man it's SALSA! Jesus if you think Pico de Gallo is for pasta, Spaghetti night at your house must have SUCKED.

calmrose
November 25th 2016
7141 Comments


how do you call pico de gallo (salsa), pasta sauce?

Project
November 25th 2016
5959 Comments


this will be the top news article in sput history

ConcubinaryCode
November 25th 2016
8132 Comments


What zippa said.

Dreakon
November 25th 2016
453 Comments


They're trying a little too hard now...

Danred97
November 25th 2016
2544 Comments


Now? Haven't they been trying to hard for a while now?

Snake.
November 25th 2016
25598 Comments


The sauce, entitled "Riding a Rhino brand Pico De Gallo" is a reference to the lyric in Chucky, "Riding a rhino, pico de gallo".


fucking ugggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

ZippaThaRippa
November 25th 2016
10673 Comments


Yo on the other hand though I don't see what's so wrong with this. Fleshgod Apocalypse made their own spaghetti, wine and tomato sauce. Kvelertak brewed a beer. This is all just good fun.

calmrose
November 25th 2016
7141 Comments


The Chariot had a hot sauce

agree that it's just good fun

Dreakon
November 25th 2016
453 Comments


Now? Haven't they been trying to hard for a while now?

Great music and goofy lyrics is one thing... branding based on said lyrics could be seen as stretching a joke too thin. Though it's harmless enough and doesn't impact my life whatsoever, so w/e. More power to 'em.

hobblepot
November 25th 2016
3000 Comments


JESUS CHRIST OKAY I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK PICO DE GALLO IS I ONLY KNOW IT EXISTS BECAUSE OF DGD I FIGURED IT WAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH PASTA COS IT'S ITALIAN AND IM A MASSIVE RACIST

I bought a jar, before you ask.

hobblepot
November 25th 2016
3000 Comments


oh and yes this release is obviously for humour, it's dgd, of course it is

ZippaThaRippa
November 25th 2016
10673 Comments


Pico de Gallo is Spanish

It's not Picco D'Gallo

Dreakon
November 25th 2016
453 Comments


I FIGURED IT WAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH PASTA COS IT'S ITALIAN

It's Mexican actually. XD

ZippaThaRippa
November 25th 2016
10673 Comments


Holy shit I just can't believe you're for real right now though. You're blowing my MIND

calmrose
November 25th 2016
7141 Comments


"Pico de Gallo is Spanish"

"It's not Picco D'Gallo"

lol nice


Futures
Contributing Reviewer
November 25th 2016
17228 Comments


dumbest fucking thing ever fuck this band

Snake.
November 25th 2016
25598 Comments


it would actually be picco di gaio js

hobblepot
November 25th 2016
3000 Comments


i have made some mistakes it seems, oh well, I get what I deserve for my ignorance

hobblepot
November 25th 2016
3000 Comments


"dumbest fucking thing ever fuck this band "

calm down, jesus

Futures
Contributing Reviewer
November 25th 2016
17228 Comments


no

Snake.
November 25th 2016
25598 Comments


i agree with futures

ZippaThaRippa
November 25th 2016
10673 Comments


Snake you are a miserable child

Snake.
November 25th 2016
25598 Comments


i'd rather not be reminded this site is the only way i can cope

ZippaThaRippa
November 25th 2016
10673 Comments


Well shit, lol

wristcry
November 26th 2016
180 Comments


is there a jon mess all-purpose lubricant?

theacademy
Staff Reviewer
November 26th 2016
31878 Comments


in for 12

hobblepot
November 26th 2016
3000 Comments


"is there a jon mess all-purpose lubricant?"

Yes

mryrtmrnfoxxxy
November 26th 2016
16952 Comments


he'll yeah doggy

ConcubinaryCode
November 27th 2016
8132 Comments


So has anyone bought this? Is it actually good for being like 3 times as expensive as it would be making your own?

Tyler.
November 27th 2016
19035 Comments


Probably not I'm gonna say

hobblepot
November 27th 2016
3000 Comments


I bought some

hobblepot
November 27th 2016
3000 Comments


but remember I would buy dgd brand carpet cleaner

Spec
November 27th 2016
41428 Comments


Not buying this sorry guys

Kronzo
November 27th 2016
1304 Comments


jokes

deadcrown
November 28th 2016
926 Comments


Why did Zippatharippa get so upset about pasta if pasta isn't even mentioned in the article

Kosko
November 28th 2016
155 Comments


I think it's because salsa isn't a sauce, and pico de gallo certainly isn't a sauce. The title mentions salsa sauce, which is contradictory.

VaxXi
November 28th 2016
4418 Comments


going to 1 all their albums after hearing this

calmrose
November 28th 2016
7141 Comments


^lol okay

"Why did Zippatharippa get so upset about pasta if pasta isn't even mentioned in the article"

the original title was "Jon Mess Pasta Sauce" and the article referred to the product as pasta but has since been updated/changed to salsa


Thealwaysopenedmind
November 28th 2016
714 Comments


Haha. Wow, DGD. Wow. I wonder if it's going to be any good?

CatfishSoup
November 29th 2016
384 Comments


lol who cares, it's a bit of fun. People getting mad over salsa. They are marketing themselves well and have found a silly niche market.

hobblepot
January 29th 2017
3000 Comments


Salsa was actually great, I was expecting cheap shite tbh, jar will definitely be kept forever, maybe get it signed by Jon next time I see em'

edit: I cringed reading my comments on this thing HOW COULD I HAVE NOT KNOWN PICO DE GALLO WAS SALSA stg I'm a retard

Snake.
January 29th 2017
25598 Comments


is now a bad time to tell you that salsa sauce is redundant because salsa is the spanish translation of sauce?

hobblepot
March 3rd 2017
3000 Comments


No Snake, now is the bestest time



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