Tool Touring U.S. in January

2015-11-13 by SGGreenman | 38 Comments
Progressive metal giant's Tool have announced via their website that they will be touring the United States in Januay of 2016. No dates have been announced just yet, but a message has been posted to their website and Facebook reading the following:

"SOMETHING WICKED THIS... YOUR WAY COMES!

For those of you who only like NEWS about TOOL, here's something that should be of great interest. The impenetrable veil of my dark scrying mirror FINALLY CLEARED today - enough so, in fact - that I could perceive a large heptagram on a complexly lit stage where four performers were dwarfed by dramatic video projections. Evidently the sonic and visual extravaganza that I was receiving is a rare glimpse of FUTURE TOOL U.S.A. TOUR DATES in the month of JANUARY, 2016 e.v. However, with some of the images in the depths of the black glass not being clearly distinct... YET, fans will have to keep checking back (SOON) on the Tool websites and Tool facebook page for an official announcement containing a list of the SHOW DATES, CITIES and VENUES, as well as for info about a tour support act(s). Regarding an opening band(s), what I was able to discern through the ever-shifting veil will in all likeliness be exciting to many Tool enthusiasts. STAY TUNED, FOLKS... as my trusty SCRYING MIRROR CONTINUES TO CLEAR..."

https://www.facebook.com/ToolMusic/

Tagged: Tool

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Funeralopolis
November 14th 2015
14586 Comments


that whole mirror thing can fuck right off whata bunch of silly gooks

zaruyache
November 14th 2015
27397 Comments


mods musta thought it was funny I guess

krazytom
November 14th 2015
136 Comments


new album or GTFO

KevinKC
November 14th 2015
1263 Comments


Well, it is sort of funny.
I don't understand bands that carry on touring without releasing new material.

bagof4grapes
November 14th 2015
309 Comments


Hopefully this is a sign that they actually might drop a new album in 2016.

If not, this could just be a 10 year aniversary tour for 10,000 days?

Or (what's most likely) Tool is just doing what they want then they want. That's the way tool operates.

chemicalmarriage
November 14th 2015
4297 Comments


shut the fuck up

WhiteNoise
November 14th 2015
3887 Comments


How can someone read that and not think they're a bunch of wankers?

Dis_Con_Nec_Ted
November 14th 2015
5098 Comments


new album or GTFO [∞]


judasgoat
November 14th 2015
352 Comments


This is far more than I ever expected them to do.

torts
November 14th 2015
4298 Comments


p sure maynard is trolling at this point

NewBallistics
November 14th 2015
929 Comments


Cringey stuff maynard

CrazyDiamond7
November 14th 2015
260 Comments


New album or GTFO [∞ + 1]

KevinKC
November 14th 2015
1263 Comments


Imagine that, they release a new album and it's their "the Path of Totality." (referring to Korn obviously)

hobblepot
November 15th 2015
2947 Comments


Lets face it, if Tool did a dubstep infused album the hardcore fans would still make it a triple platinum album, and they'd come up with someway of arguing it's somehow musical genius

Asdfp277
November 15th 2015
24309 Comments


cringe lmao, but funny cringe

GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
November 15th 2015
6263 Comments


I don't understand bands that carry on touring without releasing new material.

So, what part of this do you need explained to you?

ZippaThaRippa
November 15th 2015
10671 Comments


Well looks like Tool is gonna go full Necrophagist

Storm In A Teacup
November 15th 2015
45738 Comments


Completely irrelevant band makes stupid irrelevant post about irrelevant concerts.

Storm In A Teacup
November 15th 2015
45738 Comments


And no matter what album Tool made in the future if they even did...it would not even go one times platinum in the U.S.

GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
November 15th 2015
6263 Comments


Willing to bet on that? Cause I'll give you 2:1 odds it would.

Storm In A Teacup
November 15th 2015
45738 Comments


It's 2015. It wouldn't.

Storm In A Teacup
November 15th 2015
45738 Comments


It could still be the #1 album on the billboard if it ever came out but it wouldn't go platinum. 10,000 days came out a decade ago (1.7 million sold) and the U.S. and world has changed a lot. Tool is no longer socially relevant. Musically relevant yes, but so far a lame uncreative tour announcement is as relevant as it gets. So not much. Influential? oh fuck yeah. But another Tool album is not something to even worry about now unless it's 100 percent released. and then it would be streamed and illegally aquired and top the billboard maybe. But never go platinum.

Storm In A Teacup
November 15th 2015
45738 Comments


Besides if you promise fans an album and only tease it for years well fuck you I'm not buying it.

chemicalmarriage
November 15th 2015
4297 Comments


As long as it won't be platinum then ok. Thanks for clarifying

Storm In A Teacup
November 15th 2015
45738 Comments


I wasn't clarifying anything. My original post the only thing I said was that it won't be platinum. U comprende Englise?

chemicalmarriage
November 15th 2015
4297 Comments


"
It could still be the #1 album on the billboard if it ever came out but it wouldn't go platinum. 10,000 days came out a decade ago (1.7 million sold) and the U.S. and world has changed a lot. Tool is no longer socially relevant. Musically relevant yes, but so far a lame uncreative tour announcement is as relevant as it gets. So not much. Influential? oh fuck yeah. But another Tool album is not something to even worry about now unless it's 100 percent released. and then it would be streamed and illegally aquired and top the billboard maybe. But never go platinum."

Jackass


Storm In A Teacup
November 15th 2015
45738 Comments


???

sonictheplumber
November 16th 2015
17533 Comments


if they play atlanta im gettin my mom tickets for her birthday

GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
November 16th 2015
6263 Comments


Yeah, it's still gonna sell 1m+. Bank on it.

toocool4pos
November 16th 2015
258 Comments


Sweet did they announce when the new album is dropping?

OrangeTheAdventure
November 18th 2015
37 Comments


I haven't listened to Tool since high school, and i had no idea that they've been pushing a decade since their last album came out. Geez, and i thought Brand New were bad when it comes to releasing albums.

YoYoMancuso
Staff Reviewer
November 18th 2015
18866 Comments


Man I love this band's music but they're really just embarrassing themselves at this point

Storm In A Teacup
November 18th 2015
45738 Comments


Yup

TalonsOfFire
Emeritus
November 18th 2015
20969 Comments


Maynard probably wrote that laughing the whole time lol

wave677
November 19th 2015
3 Comments


come to europe you old farts

DatsNotDaMetulz
November 20th 2015
4317 Comments


http://www.metalinjection.net/tour-dates/tool-announce-us-tour-dates-with-primus-3teeth

Primus and 3Teeth are pretty cool.

RivalSkoomaDealer
November 20th 2015
1645 Comments


tickets sold out in seconds. ='(

bananatossing
November 24th 2015
2328 Comments


In case anyone missed this: http://consequenceofsound.net/2015/11/tool-offer-progress-report-on-wonderful-new-album/

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