Wow, their fans will be pretty crabby

Celebrate Celebrate!

They knew it had to end someday... And I guess Someday Came Suddenly didn't it?
/badumtss

Who the fuck would be depressed about this news? Band was fucking terrible to begin with.

This is the right decision.

Took long enough. This is a crazy moment for me, as dumb as it is to say this band got me into heavier music and pretty much into music in general in one way or another. RIP you lot of ninny bitches.

The world of metal breathed a sigh of relief on this day

God answers prayers

LOL

"Wow, their fans will be pretty crabby"

Hahaha best comment ever.

"with no vocalist or bassist."

Not like you could hear the bass anyway.

today is a good day

The question now is, will they release the album with Phil on vocals or will that just never happen?

The answer is looking like no

no the answer is who cares

meh i could care less about these guys but the wretched was actually a pretty cool song.

I used to love this band. God what was wrong with me.

Thank fuck. Great news.

Wow, their fans will be pretty crabby [2]

this hereby marks an important victory in the battle for truth but the war is far from over

Another shit band goes bye bye. Thank fuck.

"Wow, their fans will be pretty crabby"

Lol!

good riddance

OH NOES! were will i get my supermega br00tle music naow?

Oh thank satan

walked in thinking
i bet everyones gonna be retarded and celebratory

yay i was right!!

I'm pretty sure that they're just putting "Attack Attack!" to rest but will release their new stuff under a new name. They just got Phil as a vocalist, there's no way that they just stopped making music.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/crabcore
Need I say more. Need I say more.

yay

REJOYCE!!!!!

shut up guise. this band saved mah liyfe. u just need to go & listen to sum reel music!!!!

Need I say more. Need I say more.

We don't need you to spell out the joke

"They knew it had to end someday... And I guess Someday Came Suddenly didn't it? "

Am I the only one that lost their shit at this?

YES
But does this mean they will cancel their show at "europes biggest punk festival"???????????

Didn't they just record a new album?

"Wow, their fans will be pretty crabby"

Perfect first comment.

So nothing important here. Cool.

This is the natural evolution of their sound.

"Wow, their fans will be pretty crabby"
I really wish that I had come up with that.

i think it's safe to say it's for the best. the band was a complete embarrassment.

this is great news but they were much more tolerable than groups like Falling In Reverse or Of Mice And Men

"Wow I'm sad they broke up"
said nobody.

"Wow, their fans will be pretty crabby" [7]

It needed to be said again. Every time I see this band I imagine Crab People from South Park.

CRAB PEE-PULL, CRAB PEE-PULL

Hopefully Of Mice and Men will die as well

I actually like this band, but as soon as I heard they broke up, I went on here to see all the funny comments, and was not disappointed hahahaha

I hope Falling In Reverse or anything Ronnie Radke is in crashes and burns.

this is great news but they were much more tolerable than groups like Falling In Reverse or Of Mice And Men

I know I am alone here, but I really liked their last album.

They are probably just gonna change their name seeing as they sound nothing like attack attack anymore and have a new vocalist.

Yeah. Unfortunately their newer iteration probably won't be a better overall sound. :/

band sucks but I'm glad they existed because they were the impetus for one of the best joke reviews on sputnik. Wherefore Art Thou, Caleb McAlpine?

http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/31817/Attack-Attack%21-Someday-Came-Suddenly/

oh wow

Jsut PRAY Woa is me neva braeaks up.

God bless!


Another one bites the dust.

"Wow, their fans will be pretty crabby"

"Perfect first comment."

Why thank you :D

The first comment was pretty funny.

My only concern is, they were currently recording an album. Is that ever going to be released, or what?

Anyhow...I did like listening to this band. Their first album, "Someday Came Suddenly" was actually a very fun listen. Many can't tolerate it...but ah well. Their second album wasn't too shabby either.

time to dance in the streets

Today I heard my first and last crabcore song: Stick Stickly

The best thing about this band is Waior's amazing review of Someday Came Suddenly.

Thatchers dead and Attack Attack have broke up, :D

Now Asking Alexandria needs to do the same.

I dug that one song... Last Breath I think was the title, and I used to see 'em live with a bunch of others on tour. Aside from that I wasn't a fan of their work, but still my youth dies even more. Not sad though. Not like Underoath or Thrice breaking up.

There is a god!

Yeeeeeeeeeees

All the scene bands are slowly dying. Like all trendy bands

Cool!

Break up or go hipster. Or you can get even djentier to show how srs and grown up we r, our past isn't our future guise

finally.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vV-ieLJD3AQ

My year is now complete

finally

There goes another pioneer to metalcore

today is a good day

First Thrice and now Attack Attack! What is the world coming to?

awww yeah this is pretty good indeed.
Though it's sad, because of this band I was able to meet my sweetheart at a concert almost three years ago
well at least that's not ending (:

bye bye attack attack, we hardly knew you. seriously, we hardly did so be gone!

This is the greatest news I've heard all day.

All I can really say is "IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME".

Yeah band totally got me into heavier music. I used to hear Carlile's vocals and literally get irritated, but there was something so catchy about Bro Ashley's Here so I kept listening. Then I sort of began to like them. I obviously grew out of them because they obviously suck balls but still, technically, if it weren't for Attack Attack I would not be listening to the Faceless right now, or Veil of Maya, or fucking Cannibal Corpse.

Best news this month :D

I have a tear in my eye.. I'm so happy.

Awesome news

their vocalist was uncomfortable performing harsh vocals live?

so that means that he cant do them

yeh i knew they weren't gonna last long when they atarted puttting dicks on the cover of their albums

Death Grips is still going kind of

Thank god for this. Made my day much better

Sweet news

About goddamn time. Now I'll never have to hear my friends rave about this terrible band ever again.

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out Attack Attack!!!

bad news though it appears the members are still going to continue writing "music"

Thank you. I was having a really bad day and this helped cheer me up a little.

VICTORY!!!!

lol @ all the avatarless kids showing up to show how elite they are by celebrating a band's breakup. Quick note guys: disliking a certain band doesn't make you cool, unconditionally loving certain bands does.

and this department is what we like to call The Andys!
...do you know why we call it that?
Because they're both named Andrew?

Rejoice.

I miss this band already. First and second album use to be a huge part of my life.

even if they dont make music you like, its never a good thing when there is less music being made

band got me into "metal" so I refuse to rejoice this, besides Sexual Man Chocolate and Bro, Ashley's Here are still some catchy song

They had few listenable tracks, but any hope for a good album was out the window when Caleb left. Glad they called it a day.

Why are we avatar-less, though? I never found out why this silly change was made.

avatarless is my slang for people who haven't been around for a while.

I cared more about losing avatars than losing Attack Attack

Was always going to happen.

I've haven't been this happy for a news article for quite a while.

Damn, all the haters here... I used to love the first and second album back in high school, and they were a huge reason I got into metal into the first place. I don't listen to them at all anymore, but this is still sad news to me.

Never really listened to them

Attack Attack, where you @?

goooddd

Band has always been really lame. God answer my prayers.

thank Odin

actually kind of disappointed by this

2013 >

i know right

Live long and crabcore on.

The only word that can sum up my feelings right now is "good".

It would be appropriate to mark this breakup with a cover Never ever getting back together.

had a couple of good songs

it will live on through internet gifs and youtube poops

oh what a fate

Saddest news of the century

Thank pasta, worst band ever.

Some gay band is forming right now to replace it anyways

Some gay band is forming right now to replace it anyways

YESSSS

Huzzah!

The beginning of Bro Ashley's Here was my jam!

"their vocalist was uncomfortable performing harsh vocals live?
so that means that he cant do them" [2]

"I cared more about losing avatars than losing Attack Attack"

I'm not sure why I laughed as hard as I did to this but my whole office jumped.

Thank christ! >.

Great news

Every time i see a crab on the beach in the future, I will think of this and look back in sadness :'(

Eugene Krabscore

Gonna listen to their debut. (Never forget your roots.)

RIP

GOOD.

: )

THIS WORLD IS SO IMPERFECT THIS WORLD IS SO NOT WORTH IT

to quote austin carlile

CALL TRIPLE A!!!! HERE COMES DA BREAKDOWNZ!@!@

fuckin...finally...

Much better news week this week

Crabs.