The only reason why I'm allowing this article to exist is because of that last line

lol

Yeah that's golden props

LMFAO

Based God fuked his bitch

lol'd at the last line, sucks cause his baby could have been a fuckn genius but its mom is stupid as all fuck

oh my god, every single new submitter on this site that ever tries to be funny: take note

the kid will grow up to be a narcissistic money hungry airhead.

"It can also safely be said that Kim let Kanye finish"

bahahaha

According to my father the child will be a "six-headed lizard puppy."

Ummmmmm ok

God i hate this bitch.

Cause when she leave yo ass she gone leave with half

Oh boy.

we want prenup, we want prenup yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

I just realized, holy shit, this kid is going to be the worst human being ever.

seriously, imagine being fucking raised by Kanye.

i can't wait to hear about this for up to eight months.

Fantastic last line

Kanye's kid? Or spawn of the Based God?

Most fucked up, super-entitled fetus with over inflated ego ever.

uh oh

poor kid

i cant believe she would engage in intercourse before she was married. i am disgusted with her decisions.

this baby could still grow up to be completely dislike both his parents and prove you all wrong

but it's highly unlikely

HAA!

So the kid is going to make shit music and also be an attention whoring slut? Unlucky

generalizations be damned

i don't even consider Kim Kardashian a human being, just a piece of makeup

ooooo, I've got another one.

Good thing Kim has that huge ass because she's gonna need the room for the fetus's genetically enhanced super-ego.

Badum tiss'

Don't mean to look like an idiot, but I don't get that last line

lol'd at the last line, sucks cause his baby could have been a fuckn genius but its mom is stupid as all fuck [2]

Kim Kardashian is extremely fuckable and Kanye West is a genuinely brilliant musician. Kid could get just the right amalgamation of genetics and be pretty cool.

Someone get that fetus a vocoder right now. It's going to need to start practicing.

"Don't mean to look like an idiot, but I don't get that last line"

Just look up on youtube anything about Kanye and Taylor Swift haha.

Oh, just got it. Brilliant

lol @ Strider

enough with the collaboration albums, enough with rapping over other people's beats, enough with impregnating kardashians, i just want a mainly kanye-produced follow-up to mbdtf. and now that he's having a kid, that's even less time he'll be spending in the studio. fuckin a.

Oh boy.

poor kid [2]

why kanye?

but lol at that last line

Of all the women of all the world that Kanye could sire a child with, he chose Kim fucking Kardashian.

A blight on Earth from the devil himself.

rip

He going to be pissed once he find out it's lil b's.

there's some potential here. kim might dump his ass, tell him the kid isn't his.

then, he goes and makes the best album of his career filled to the brim with emotion and anger

but yeah, the kid will probably be a train wreck.

never listened to the dude am i retarded??????

harlot

With some Luck, he'll be genius producer And a failure at everything else, but will still be famous.

Though at least this time it will for family and not because he/she sucked a black cock

That shit cray.

"never listened to the dude am i retarded??????"

No sir, not even a skosh.

I did just realized that Kim Kardashian is still married to Lebron James or some kind of bullshit like that. I don't know how I'd feel if my wife left me for Kanye.

yep lebron james

This baby will still have a life much better than snooki's baby.

Well ya Zilbel.

Kanye West is a highly successful guy and the Kardashian family is loaded. Snooki was some fly by night, TV trend.

he'll probably name the baby King Kanye Kardashian West

i still don't get why some people hate kim so much. she's most likely dumb and shallow but that's about it, right?

uh, their dad is a very successful lawyer, how did they do nothing to deserve it

should his kids have given away all their money and gone to school and made their own living?

"which they did nothing to deserve it."

Well arguably Bruce Jenner certainly deserves the money he has. Not sure where the rest of the money comes from. Well Kim's $5 mil... we all know where it came from.

She shouldn't be famous but her father definitely earned his living.

why should she go away if people continue giving her attention? the people giving her attention should be blamed for empowering her

"i still don't get why some people hate kim so much. she's most likely dumb and shallow but that's about it, right?"

I don't think they actually hate her so much as that knowledge of her is forced upon us all. Not unlike with Paris Hilton or... who's that fucked up actress chick who should have disappeared like ten years ago?

Ahh yes, Lohan.

The only reason anyone even remembers her is for being a total fucking mess of a human being. She's fucked every shred of positive image she ever had six ways to Sunday.

A celebrity is a person who has a prominent profile and commands a great degree of public fascination and influence in day-to-day media. The term is often synonymous with wealth (commonly denoted as a person with fame and fortune), implied with great popular appeal, prominence in a particular field, and is easily recognized by the general public.

I don't think anyone is questioning that illmitch. The question is why their celebrity hasn't been allowed to smolder to ash and extinguish long ago.

"@omni, she's not doing as bad as kat williams in 2012 lol."

She really is, I think she's barely holding it together and that pity fuck of a film that only got her a part because they knew it would get a shitload of media attention... I'll bet an album of your choosing that movie isn't worth spit and never was. It's like a video game based on a popular cartoon or movie. Why put in the effort or make anything good out of it when there is a built in audience that will pay full price no matter the quality.

because that's not how society and media works

"wahhhhh people i don't like are popular and famous"

Fuck, you're hurting my head with your inability to carry on a conversation without immediately dive
bombing to completely nonsensical insult that has the accuracy of a fucking musket.

good 1 bro

She's famous cuz she was part of a "decent" family and was busted sucking dicks

nah, it's called hypocrisy but I do it well.

Wow... I wasn't familiar with any of that. Yah I'd say he's got that (celebrity mess) trophy locked down through 2013.

I vote drugs, it's not hard to fall but it takes effort to fall that far and that hard.

I didn't realize that about Katt Williams, besides the meltdowns on stage.

Kanye West thinks he's the first black person to go college. I hate him so much, he thinks he's a lyrical genius, yet he writes at a third grade level with no metaphors or similes.

"Better than a chick that say yes to soon
Until you have a daughter, that's what I call karma
And you pray to god she don't grow breasts too soon."

When this kid is like 13 he's gonna be at his/her friends house and the friend is gonna be all like "Hey wanna watch a porno?" and he/she'll be like "hell yeah" and then the friend will put it on and the kid will be all like "yo, that be my mama daaaaaaaammmmmmnnnnnnn"

lol

the last line omg

Lol last line lol.

So are they gonna name it Kimye Karest?

If I believed in god I would call that the antichrist

He going to be pissed once he find out it's lil b's.

LooooooooooL. Wiz and Amber Rose are still going to be shittier parents.

Yeah E NEWS had to keep this news scrolling at the bottom of the screen while i was watching The Soup last night. Just bloody awful.

i dont find this article funny or interesting. i think its a bit appalling that he'd make a child with that plastic media whore, but then again it is Kanye...

It's Lil B's kid

watch the throne part 2: baby addition.

Good thing Kanye West has been practicing with some actresses that are bad as shit.

Congrats to the very lovely couple.

lol.

Beautiful delivery on that last line.

lol. [2]

They'll be separated in 2 years.

Oh God, Sputnik has gone tabloid.

Yeah Kanye West is talented as a producer, but his rhymes are mostly boring. His mouth detracts any
respect you could have had for this ignorant self indulgent piece of trash. The fact that anyone cares
about this makes me weep for humanity, only a little bit though.

As far as Kim K goes I see her as just a sensitive bimbo who is basically just too dumb to realize how
things really are.

MBDTF was a good album as far as production goes, and some nice rhymes but, everything I've heard him
put out after that album has been horrid.

Kill it before it lays eggs

Guess this is easier than getting hip implants.

slick

The Mayans were a little off. Either way this child is clearly gonna be the antichrist.

Dats so funny. Huhuhuhuuu

Kanye's really white on the inside.

Can all you non funny people stop trying to make jokes? You've been upstaged by that last line, get over it, saying LOL ANTICHRIST IM SO ORIGINAL makes this thread cancer.

lol at the last line

lol

"also omni please keep posting so that hot redhead can keep showing up"


For you sir, anything.

"well it's not like the baby is gonna come out a different color "
There actually is a minuscule chance the kid will be white.

Red Vine West incoming

"care to explain how."
Something I learned in my biology classes. Can't explain anymore, it's been too long. Look it up.

You couldn't take the time to google "Punnett square"?

Yes, the punnett square. But then are some things that could go 'wrong' lol. Mutation, defective Kanye genes =D,... which could make the baby completely white. It already happened a few times, this one for instance (the reverse scenario) :
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1093674/The-tragic-story-white-girl-born-black-tore-family-apart.html

That's going to be one sexy ass baby.

Baby #2 is on the way.

really?

Apparently.
Just thought I'd bump this for everyone's enjoyment to bring the lulzy news.

ok, are we sure that eyeforaneye isn't actually andcas?

Who knows.