Gayest name for a tour ever

stop. please.

For the thousandth time, they're not deathcore.

Unearth is good.

I think that's the point

Why is Unearth on this tour?

Probably gonna go see it in utah with friends

If I can see this without seeing Emmure, I'd be down...
Band's gay as hell

Unearth doesn't quite fit in here...

I would go just to see Obey the Brave and The Pot in You

Here comes the BRODOWN

Jock main reason I want to go
I want to see Alex back in action

Let's all have a brodown.

Hey, at least Unearth is something worth seeing live.

Dammit Snide! You and your awful band articles.

"so get your tickets now before a moshing midget comes and punches you in the face for not being brutal enough for this."

oh so this is what passes for humor around here nowadays

Obey the Brave are good.

is this article supposed to be funny or

Lol just realized my typo not gonna change it cuz its funny

heard Emmure in the background while meeting Killswitch at New England MetalFest. they said something like "we're Emmure and you can't fuck with us!" not sure why they think they're worth anyone's time to begin with.

Again...

http://moaropeth.tumblr.com/image/35639580206

Emmure wants to watch you suck his dick.

Nah, it was one of the funnier moaropeth posts in a while

As a bro I am offended at the mediocre lineup.

Yeah. This will all end up being a total waste of funding.

hey, unearth and the plot in you! kewl

Unearth is the only good band on this tour. They're so much more talented than the rest of these bands. They should be headlining.

Haha I hate Emmure and Whitchapel both so much.

This sounds horrible. Good way to gather a few thousand douchebag "bros" in one place together. I'll definitely pass.

"The tour takes place from January to February, so get your tickets now before a moshing midget comes and punches you in the face for not being brutal enough for this."

what the hell? why is every news article like this lately?

oh yeah i forgot about him.

i mean dont get me wrong - i like a funny news article (I actually enjoy what andcas posts, i know i know, fuck me). it's just like, i dunno, sometimes just put the necessary info and leave it at that. not every article needs some asinine attempt at humour.

Maybe unearth is planning to release their own brocore album and we don't even know about it...

Hahaha Disturbed avatar.

"why is every news article like this lately?"

Because Snide is posting half the news articles...

the avatar has creeped out angstcas!!

not too surprising, i heard he curled into the fetal position at the site of motionless in white's band pic

lol at unearth on this, wtf.

As major fail to whoever wrote this at the attempt of being funny.

"As major fail to whoever wrote this at the attempt of being funny."

Don't worry this is just the first of many hundreds of ridiculous news articles you'll see from Snide.

Snide posts news about the most shit bands but is a nice dude so it's okay

"Snide posts news about the most shit bands but is a nice dude so it's okay"

Gets annoying after the first 100 articles.

How and why would anyone consider a midget joke to funny?

It's fucking 2012

Hop back in your time machine to the 1950's and go live in your I Love Lucy fairytale world then.

Yeah I know I only wanna see so many (zero) bvb posts

Article was not remotely funny

dev, you changed your pic? awesome.

oh and this looks lol

The scene bitches will be flocking like geese.

Can I go just to get high and listen to Unearth and be happy then get insanely drunk and fight everyone in the Emmure moshpits?

Cause that would make for a great BRODOWN tour experience.

You guys do realize this isn't literally called the "Brodown Tour", right? It's called the "Brothers Of Brutality Tour", which isn't much better, but still.

"You guys do realize this isn't literally called the "Brodown Tour", right? It's called the "Brothers Of Brutality Tour", which isn't much better, but still."

DIRKA DER.

I might go just to see Unearth depending how much tickets are. Fuck the rest of the bands though.

Brodown tour? Faggots.

Hahahah. I love this movie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=768h3Tz4Qik

they put the pot in them!?!?!?!
this sucks The Plot In You are actually decent

"For the thousandth time, they're not deathcore."

Lies and slander.

Like Colonel Sanders said:

"I'm too drunk, to taste this chicken".

not until they fix The Acacia Strain's van

I don't like TCA that much, but they put on 10x a better show than Emmure ever will.

"plebeian fags"

dead giveaway it's another alt or friend of the alt.

Jesus Christ, be smart.

Nothing I hate worse than a criminal is a retarded criminal.

so much suck from one band

damn

Emmure over Unearth?

i hate this planet

The fact that Emmure is headlining this tour over Whitechapel makes my skin crawl.

Saw them supporting Parkway Drive last week.
They fucking sucked...
Parkway Drive was freakin awesome as always though.

For the first time in a long time I'm glad that a tour is side-stepping Montana.

No thanks. And Snide you're gonna torture me with so many foxy avatars.

Dot's avatar runs yours over with a semi though

You're very welcome.

In Snow White and the Huntsman? Hot damn.

Rosie Jones is a fox too.

I'm gonna change my avatar to a woman who can outfox any girl on the planet, though. You just wait.

There you fucking go. This angel cannot be topped.

@Snide: Watch On The Road. You'll be in your bunk.

@Random Nobody: Is that fucking Lights? She looks like she has one good eye in that picture, and appears to be trying rather hard to look like the chick from Evanescence.

Also, blah blah blah street fighter blah blah blah breakdownz

Lights is perfect. I picked the picture in a rush, will probably change it anyways to a better one of her.

the good thing about this tour is you can skip emmure at the end and have an early night show.

the bad thing is, you'd have to sit through the rest of the show just to skip out on emmure.

I don't really even know how to pronounce the name of this band. I don't know anyone who listens to them and have never heard it spoken out loud.

I had to suffer through a 2 hour drive to the beach with my cousin's friend blasting Emmure in the car, telling me how it was "True Metal". Should've left that kid in the middle of the ocean after that.

lol

Kristen Stewart is hot if you like average looking girls that can't act. I see hundreds of better looking girls at school every day.

Celebrity status doesn't make someone "hotter" in my eyes.