m/
...wait
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priestly m/
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knew these guys were posers
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m/
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...
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not metal
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lol Megalife. This is epic.
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"Megalife"
m/
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megaballs
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Megadethklok
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I should've written this news article. Would've been full of puns.
"Megadeth bassist Dave Ellefson is now trying to win a tornado of souls over to the Lord by becoming
an ordained priest."
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jesus saves... but who's buying?
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His endgame is to get metalheads to heaven
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Lutheranasia
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Salvation is my business... And business is good!
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trying to win a tornado of souls over to the lord lmao, nice Angel
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Countdown to Salvation
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Salvation Abominations
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"Dave Ellefson goes from looking down the cross to looking up."
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"Salvation is my business... And business is good!"
lolol
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pastor of muppets
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Well if we're gonna include Metallica......
Ride the Enlightening
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CLINGIN' ONTO CHRIST BY THE SKIN OF MY TEETH
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...and eucharist for all.
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christen em' all
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St. Ellefson
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...And Salvation For All
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moar liek m/egadeth
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worship sells..... but who's praying?
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St. Preacher
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guess he's fighting a holy war
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^
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Holy Wars...The Punishment Jew.
Oh, wait, wrong religion.
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True Confessions.
I know it's a Marty solo pun, but fuck it.
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So far, so good... so why aren't you in church?
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Oh boy
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Preaching Is My Business...and Business is Good
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i had a hearty laugh from these comments
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Jesus Island
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Take No Eucharist m/
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good for you dave god bless you xx
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Five Prayers
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Good that he's preaching and what not, but Megalife? Is he serious? What an idiot.
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Wait, Megalife.
I just got it. Wow.
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See what musicians are having to do to make money when you download all their music for free?
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"Wait, Megalife.
I just got it. Wow. "
haha I didn't catch that one straight away either
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Salvation Ensemble
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Hangar 3:16
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Good Mourning/Good Friday
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Holy Writings
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Countdown to Salvation
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Good for him
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- m/
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Will he be preaching at METAL CHURCH?
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Hilarious religious puns, thread is appreciated
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Will he be reading the Cryptic Writings in the bible and talking about the Risk you take by not believing?
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Pearly gates of m/ await you my son.
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Church needs moar shredding anyways
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Rust in Preach
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ow, and...
The world need a pastor
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A shame, he's a really good bassist
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Holy Water Was The Cure
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Does that mean Megadeth are orthodox thrash?
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"A shame, he's a really good bassist"
yeah, god forbid someone believe something you don't
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That's cool. Megadeth sucks anyways.
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A shame, he's a really good bassist
yeah i can see how his faith will get in the way of playing bass
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he probably means more like having two jobs can be a problem
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LOL religion.
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pastor of muppets
I'm dying
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he probably means more like having two jobs can be a problem
meh plenty of musicians have full time jobs and bands
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When he gets a church built I wonder if Jesus will be throwing out the m/
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haha weird
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this happens when you get older
you know, maturity
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I was readin' this book called "Among the Truthers" which is technically about why smart people buy into obviously ridiculous 9/11 conspiracy theories, but it goes into other crazy conspiracies people believe these days and the different types of conspirisists there are.
and anyway to get to the point it talks about Dave Mustaine and all the crazy apocalyptic shit he believes in, and fuck man I knew he converted but I always kinda figured he was a liberal, reads-rob-bell kinda christian.
anyway I thought that was strange although I guess it's easier to make metal if you're an insane, UN-is-a-fucking-satanist-cabal-that-wants-to-control-the-world right-wing christian.
y'know love and mercy shit don't work in metal unless you're Trouble really.
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His Son Was The Cure
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Lol, going to church.
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"See what musicians are having to do to make money when you download all their music for free?" +1
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"Rust in Preach"
"The world need a pastor"
these were just terrible.
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Pulpit 18
Take No Parishioners
Five Maries
Jesus Was The Cure
I Ain't Sacrilegious
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Why did I just now realize you can drag the size of the comment box to be big or small.
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Thirteen stations of the cross
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"Why did I just now realize you can drag the size of the comment box to be big or small."
IT WAS THE POWER OF DIVINE REVELATION!
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Why did I just now realize you can drag the size of the comment box to be big or small.
!!!!!!
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Good for him [2]
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sweating bibles
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PRAISE JEBUS THIS BOX IS HUUUUUGE
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i had a good laugh reading all the amusing comments..sputnik would u consider add 'like' and 'dislike'
button??;)
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Pearly gates of m/ await you my son.
Id join if this was their motto
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@warchest that 'like' and 'dislike' button adds so much idiocy to forums... people just wanting to be validated.
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"Holy Water Was The Cure"
lol
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Metal
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I think we're all expecting a Countdown to Excommunication....
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And Salesman wins the thread.
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His Creation
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First Head, and now this. How long will it be before we've got 14 gajillion Demon Hunter groups around
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"Hangar 3:16"
hahahaha
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I don't care if he wanna be a preacher or 'satanizer', all thing that i care he keeps metal roar! But
i hope he will not preach us in a crowd of Megadeth concert.......
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youre my favorite user
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so much lulz in this thread
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