fuck...

LOLYES!

She couldn't have released this on Friday?

theres a crime scene on youtube

My day keeps getting better fuck yeah.

Dude, this sucks even more than Friday. It's not even catchy... It just sucks.

5/5

So I read this, and then saw Wylie's avatar. Can't say I'm sure which one is worse.

BallsToTheWall: Ruiner of childhood memories.

Yeah, My Moment also slays this. Still gonna dry hump my chair to this song though.

She looks like a much younger Rachel Weisz in this video.

I guess she is collabing with Bon Iver soon... should be an interesting release.

and the song is just really fucking boring. Makes Justin Bieber seem experimental and edgy by comparison

I really wonder how much money she's made off of all this bullshit

Hawt.

WHEN I TALK, YOU LISTEN, I LIKE THAT!

I hereby hate anyone commenting on this article.


and the song is a'ight.

I can see lots of people enjoying this song (somewhat at least) if it didn't say "Rebecca Black" at the top.

Lyrics could be better imo, even considering shes a teen pop singer.

clicked on the link when it had 0 comments

by the time the page loaded it had 16

by the time this comment is posted there will probably be 25

I don't get you sometimes sputnik

ugh

kitschy

I'll tell you what though, if she could dance then she'd be legit.

So far shes famous because Friday was such a bad song...

...but if she's trying to actually start a decent career as a pop singer, not just some gimmick, then she'd better learn to dance.

Really bad, not even catchy, and why is Justin Bieber in the video wtf

Whoa someone finally got some tits.

Now she can be taken seriously.

no random black rappers = gtfo

wft is this shit.
can't really talk as i'm listening to cher lloyds new album :S

I actually burst out laughing at the line "There's a chalk outline on the dance floor in the shape of my heart".

I can't wait til she is 18, she might be fuckable by then.

Ughhh I'm at the library and I forgot my headphones. I'll listen to it when I get home.

Her face is oddly squished

this is worse than Friday.

There's a chalk line on the dance floor, in the shape of my vagina

be more fitting

People saying this is worse than Friday? Psshh this song's chorus is actually relatively catchy. Sure, there's been much better but it's a definite step up.

And her dancing truly is awful... I'm pretty sure much of it can be attributed to her awkward body shape (due to her age), but she has vast potential to be very attractive when she gets older

I fapped

"Psshh this song's chorus is actually relatively catchy. "

it really isn't

Who is her producer & A&R Coordinator? She needs new ones.

the chorus is plainly dumb, the whole song is plainly dumb

"OmahaStylee, this is not catchy. Not in the slightest. Not a single part of it is catchy. I have no idea how you see the chorus as "relatively catchy""

THE OFFICIAL AUTHORITY HAS SPOKEN

BOW DOWN, SPUTNIK

Song is fine. Video was awkward though.

Pretty boring. The video has a couple awesome horrible dance moves though.

After multiple views (yes...) i thought it was an OK song.

How the hell do u even begin to compare this to Friday? Like seriously....

$20 if this same song with her voice came out from another pop teen artist, people would not be saying it sucks (although obviously that genre is...well....yeah..)

didn't make it past the first chorus, did i miss anything?

Friday had charm, My Moment had less charm but it still had charm. This has no charm, it's a souless ego ridden piece of shit.

I'm guessing Justin Bieber will change his name to Euronymous, Rebecca Black will murder him go to prison and make synth pop from her cell

here we go again

i like that i like that i like that i like that i like that i like that i like that i like that i like that i like that i like that i like that i like that i like that i like that i like that :]

why are you fags actually listening to this?

Don't say that, you might offend DarkNoctus :]

fags? where?! :]

the intro(the music alone) instantly reminded me of "plug in baby" by muse

so basically its shit

She must be the #1 Fan of the show...

She should get J.J. Abrahams to appear live with her :D (playing the synth solo)

I'd smash


































....but really, I would.

There's something about her smile that perturbs me.

perturbs
*arouses

look at those sweater puppies my god

I like that

Needs more Arc rappers and bowls of cereal.

You people talking about having sex with a 14 year old are fucking pathetic and must get literally no ass in real life. Please go away and die forever

Dude, they're joking.








sorta

coming from the guy who bangs soy beans

the chorus is cringe-worthy

It made me rofl pretty goddamn hard.

lol @ people actually commenting on the music.

I wouldn't do anything to her now of course, but when she hits 18 that might be a diff story. I mean facts are facts - she already has perfect D boobs and a nice figure otherwise, perfect skin tone, etc.. you can spin this however you want. (no pun intended :O)

she already has perfect D boobs and a nice figure otherwise, perfect skin tone, etc..

Shes 14. Are you seriously attracted to a 14 year old girl? That not "spinning it" how I want, its literally what you are saying you freak.

Don't be ridiculous, there's a difference between objectively noticing someone's features and being attracted to them. I wouldn't touch it. I hate Sandusky et al just as much as anyone. Turn your kneejerk reaction on someone that actually is a pedo.

Some users on here are 16, so it's ok for them

THERES A CHALK LINE ON THE DANCE FLOOR

IN THE SHAPE OF MY HEART

this isn't even catchy like friday. i am disappoint

holy shit for once i agree with rosa on some sexist principle
who keep producing this shit?

"You people talking about having sex with a 14 year old are fucking pathetic and must get literally no ass in real life. Please go away and die forever"

lol

and another lol that there are more dislikes than likes on that vid

this is terrible but i enjoyed laughing at it

YOU ARE A PERSON OF INTEREST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE A PERSON OF INTEREST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE A PERSON OF INTEREST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE A PERSON OF INTEREST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE A PERSON OF INTEREST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE A PERSON OF INTEREST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE A PERSON OF INTEREST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE A PERSON OF INTEREST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE A PERSON OF INTEREST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE A PERSON OF INTEREST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE A PERSON OF INTEREST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE A PERSON OF INTEREST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

also if someone is attracted to rebecca black then there is nothing wrong with expressing that, it's not like they will get the chance to act on it.

"it's not like they will get the chance to act on it"

have you ever heard of the term jacking off?

The worst artists are the most consistent sigh

The irony is that Rebecca IS a person of interest...negative interest.

so much unfunny in this thread

how wrong is it that i noticed her boobs while she was trying to dance

this ones not even funny, its just shit

10 will get ya 20

"Only Chuck Norris can stop her now" lmfao

Needs a black rapper.

But someone got tits over the summer. Not even objectifying because that's fucked. But still.

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SHES TOTALLY HOT! ID HIT THAT!

"SHES TOTALLY HOT! ID HIT THAT!"

Hi, I'm Chris Hansen. Please, have a seat.

no i dont wanna...

There's something you need to know before you walk out that door.

i was trying to protect her.. from them... yeah..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xHfRUW99aI

Alana Lee Hamilton > Rebecca Black.

^ PRED!

From who? Yourself? You are the real threat to this young girl's protection.

she raped my ears allready so that would be square

This is the 100th comment.

No worse than My Moment.

"This is the 100th comment."

Amazing.

I mean, this wasn't catchy or anything, but at least it wasn't as annoying as Friday. I guess I'll give it time and see if it gets played all the time.

A PERSON OF INTREEEEEEEEEEST

A PERSON OF INTEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST

The irony is that Rebecca IS a person of interest...negative interest.

"when the lights go down low I can't find ya" hahahahahahahahaha

I would buy her albums in hopes of her body being scantily clad and to listen to it when i need to laugh

well since she didnt specify the type of interest id say shes right

i was playing this, and my sister thought it was demi lovato.

aw who the fuck posted that alana lee hamilton video and why the fuck did i watch it now I feel even creepier

I posted it. That song is catchy as fuck. ARK FACTORY REPRESENT

represent what exactly?

She's kind of hot. I don't know why.

that kid looks like he's 10 years old and she looks like she's 18

and he's probably slamming it home off the set

bastard

It's fair to say I was suprised that this is news worthy here..

hahah this thread is some hiliarious shit!

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