Okay, I'm a big Moby fan (Play and Animal Rights are amongst my favourite albums)

But this is just shit

Totally saw this coming

Liam 'Ash' Whear: http://www.myspace.com/diamondsnakerocks
Moby has formed a metal band... wait what?!

Don't lie Pud!

Yeah, this is terrible.

oh boy

LISTEN ASTERIX

;)

Gonna get stomped by Obie.

It's over, NOBODY LISTENS TO TECHNO

that was gaytarded

This is the 2nd best techno gone metal news I've heard since 5 minutes ago.

Lol. This. ^

Old news is old, he also has another band called The Little Death, NYC

Gold Cobra is better than Diamondsnake

Moby...you can get stomped by Obie.


EDIT: Damnit, Balls...

I will never intentionally listen to this. [2]

yeah I was about to say diamond snake sounds similar to gold cobra

metah band

The first 20 seconds almost sounded alright then it picked up and I heard the vocals.

dear god this is stupid

I sincerely hope this a belated April Fool's joke.

news title should read: "Moby desperately craving attention."

whats the Moby song where hes in a hospital and some chick is pushing him in the wheelchair ???

i need to drown out my ears with some cryptopsy
jesus that sucked

"Gold Cobra is better than Diamondsnake"

hahahahaha xD
made my day.

Anyone taking this seriously really needs to go outside, give themselves an uppercut, retrieve their IQ from under the mat, and return with a sense of fucking humor...

I highly recommend reading the 'About Diamondsnake' column on the link (if you're so inclined). It will no doubt enlighten some of the more cerebrally challenged amongst us.

I think this is brilliant by the way. I love it when artists cross genres like this.

Switch Hitter=awesome.

I love it when artists cross genres like this.

hella 80's butt rock

hella 80's butt rock

Surprise, surprise, this wasn't good in the least

Meh.

Gonna get stomped by Obie.

^me too

...

no wonder they only have 150 or so friends...it kinda blows.

im all for having fun/jamming with your friends, but i think this is too serious a venture taken for it to be really warranted.

moby more like lolby

"i need to drown out my ears with some cryptopsy
jesus that sucked"

good idea, very good idea

I now know what it feels like to be one of those martians in Mars Attacks...

After reading their myspace page, I have a hard time believing that this band isn't a joke.

lol moby metal

no wonder they only have 150 or so friends...it kinda blows.

Seriously. My band has virtually no exposure and we have more friends then this shit.

This band is worse than aids.

omfg so cliche

I guess no one really does listen to techno anymore.

hey i do

Hilarity ensues.

(Hope no one's taking this band too seriously--they're almost certainly a spoof band.)

(Hope no one's taking this band too seriously--they're almost certainly a spoof band.)

In all honesty I'm pretty sure they're not. Which is the scary part.

i lol'd when i saw this. i'm going to avoid this band like the plague

"In all honesty I'm pretty sure they're not. Which is the scary part."

Ok mr unicorn thing, which of the following gives away the 'serious' nature of this band:

"Moby called up his friend Phil Costello, perhaps best known as the frontman for Bee Gees metal tribute band Tragedy"

"To assist them in bringing their aural vision to life with suitable thunder, Moby and Phil then enlisted Tomato from the rock band the Sound of Urchin, and Dave Hill, a world-class entertainer"

"Diamondsnake entered Headgear studios in Brooklyn early one morning and emerged later that night having recorded and mixed 15 songs in their entirety with esteemed and bearded engineer Scott Norton, stopping only briefly to eat some vegan Chinese food that they all agreed was pretty good."

"the men of Diamondsnake somehow managed to address every topic and emotion worthy of honoring through song. Love, lust, good women, bad women, the power of rock, and predatory sea creatures."

I mean, for fucks sake, you're telling us you somehow 'missed' the humor in all of that? Seriously? Or are you just taking the piss? I'm looking at your avatar and thinking this dude must have some kind of sense of humor going here. Please say it's so...

a closed mouth gathers no foot

LOL Diamond Metal.

lol, bad music

Haven't listened to it but it needs moar Djents.

This>everything else ever. Cheesier than a mozzarella stick sandwich on a grilled cheese sandwich bun. With extra queso on top.

you can't take this seriously ) and that voice becomes annoying after a while..

lol i remember this

lol omfg this is bad and i like moby