I think the poor little guy was still sleeping.
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The hell?
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strange looking one. the base appears discolored.
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ouch...
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memories
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Didn't do that at the NZ shows....
Lol at comments looks like a half eaten bread stick
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Haha, it'd probably be better for him if it was erect.
But still, too awesome for words
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some people think it's a hoax!
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nah, that's mr. bungle's penis alright. he's bein' aggressive!
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talk about a small victory
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Lol at comments looks like a half eaten bread stick
i laughed at that too hah
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it'd be more fun if they were playing jizzlobber and he wasn't soft.
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i saw a dick : )
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keeps comin back smaller and smaller and smaller
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I don't know what I'm questioning more, the fact that he just randomly showed his junk, or the fact that I'm staring at it.
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Why is he getting ready to deep throat the mic?
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Looks like a Bugle.
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the worm's turning all the over the place
I got a million of 'em
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amidoinitrite?
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I heard he's bigger when he's hard and showing it off in other concerts
can't find the pics to prove though
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Ah I was gonna post this with some witty description too but I thought it would get deleted. Damn you staffers and your unmoderated news articles yet again.
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you've heard?
...huh
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"I heard he's bigger when he's hard and showing it off in other concerts"
Why have you heard this
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And why are you searching out the pics haha.
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idk why but this is kind of underwhelming
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Maybe it's cause you were expecting something larger than your mum's pinky finger.
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Heres the vid by the way: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GazZQBLsHNo
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"idk why but this is kind of underwhelming"
were you expecting more?
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I was hoping he would be looking into the camera and flailing it around to be honest.
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idk why but I really lol'd at this
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were you expecting more?
flaccid tackle is the worst kind of tackle
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I get at least a raging halfy when I sing Just A Man
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Why have you heard this Cuz people were justifying his small flaccid
And why are you searching out the pics haha. Because I wanna see a hot celebrity p33n obviously =o
Mike Patton gives anyone a boner, fuck your sexuality or even gender.
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Maybe it's cause you were expecting something larger than your mum's pinky finger.
Dude I dunno my mom's hands are pretty huge, I wish my penis was bigger then my mom's pinky.
Sorry...that was my attempt at being funny.
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"I was hoping he would be looking into the camera and flailing it around to be honest."
haha
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HA
HA
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I really don't understand what I'm looking at. Seriously, what the hell is going on in this picture?
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At least Prophet's link explains the mic fellating
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I like how Mike Patton, a musician, can whip his dick out and people think it's funny, while Pee Wee Herman, a comedian, whips his dick out and he goes to jail.
Damn it must feel good to be Mike Patton.
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ha! I was there! pretty damn funny too. The cameras at soundwave were annoying him I think, and after spitting up all over the right one, he ran over, took control of the left, filmed the crowd then flashed his junk. Truly, it made me laugh so hard.
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Love the camera going in for a close up.
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news of the year
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Patton always complains about rockstars acting like dicks doesnt he..?
Touche..?!
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I gotta be totally honest I love Mike Patton and all but I'm not really sure if I'm up for seeing his dick
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2.5/5
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He didn't do that at the Adelaide. Disappointed! I was three rows dead centre. I'm pretty awesome.
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It's a midlife crisis
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best news title ever
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Good thing he wasn't in a Kindergarten at the time
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WHY DID HE DO THAT
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Fake.
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It probably is.
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Why wouldn't this be news?
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I am disappointed
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lolwut
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I feel big
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2.5/5
I think you're being too generous on that score
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hot
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Now, if someone asks me "Have you ever seen Mike Patton's cock?" I can finally answer "Yes!"
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Looks like i can cross "see Mike Patton's dick" off of my bucket list.
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"I feel big"
me too!
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genuinly looks like a piece of wood
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the breadstick comment was hilarious
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I was actually hoping this title was about a garage sale :'( I guess looking at his penis will have to do for now.
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...
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Patton will no longer be allowed to use the joke: "My dick is two inches...from the ground!!!"
We know the truth, Patton - we know the truth.
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It was fake, trust me, i've seen the real thing backstage
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^not surprised AT ALL
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seems like sputnikers are disappointed since some many of them worship this guy
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Straight guys want their musical heroes to have big dicks, goddammit
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"Straight guys want their musical heroes to have big dicks, goddammit"
haha! apparently, so does this tarnish his musical abilities?
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yes it fucking does
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http://www.antiquiet.com/news/2009/11/the-truth-2002-fnm-reunion/attachment/mikepatton-pissing-london/
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...
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Trey Spruance's is better, but whatever
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...
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Not gonna lie, I'm never going to be able to listen to Lovage again without cracking up.
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Lady Gaga's is better.
*rimshot*
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Honestly was hoping for some windmill action.
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Mike Patton's Junk > The Fall of Troy breakup
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GlueyPorch, that one looks more like a fake.
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is this shit real? looks shooped to me. though i really didn't spend that much time looking at it. lol
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Very cute avatar blooz
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I liked Rammstein's fake penis thing better ):
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Australia brings out the best in people, it's what we do.
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What a glorious penis
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Australia brings out the best in people, it's what we do.
Except for Britney Spears, who never had anything good in her in the first place ;)
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What about Justin Timberlake?
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Australia brings out the best in people, it's what we do.
Except for Britney Spears, who never had anything good in her in the first place ;)
I could bring out the best in Britney Spears
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looks like a f@ggot with the mic
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I find it ridiculous that people are saying that he is about to "deep-throat" the mic.
What else would you do to free both hands whilst keeping a microphone within reach?
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???
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Stick it down your pants?
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In Melbourne, they were doing something called ChatRoulette (on the web) and it was up on the big screen while FNM were playing. Let's just say that it wasn't always some guy sitting at his computer looking into a webcam! Ugh!
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Hahaha thats EPIC.
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It looks more like he's stretching out his ballskin tbh.
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'I like how Mike Patton, a musician, can whip his dick out and people think it's funny, while Pee Wee Herman, a comedian, whips his dick out and he goes to jail."
uhhh except pee wee herman wasn't trying to be funny, he was just jackin it in public
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i was there
it was great
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"i was there
it was great"
=
"pee wee herman wasn't trying to be funny, he was just jackin it in public"
???
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i'm always jackin it in public
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i was with stickmansouffle it was funny he thought it was pockets i was all naw
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Holy crap, Spare!
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^Lol, I already sent him a shoutbox post which he hasn't replied to. He's like a bloody ghost, reappearing every now and again only to fuck off almost straight away.
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Why does this have more views than my Basehead reviews?
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