No Oasis For 5 Years

2009-04-21 by PuddleSwimmer | 33 Comments
The Gallagher brothers - fighting? Naw, can't be...

Noel Gallagher, frontman in the band Oasis, comes out to say that it will be about 5 years until another Oasis release. Not entirely because of the nonstop brofights that haven't eased yet, but he also plans to focus on his solo work.

Noel states, "I don't want to force it [an Oasis album]. I've got a lot of songs lying around and some of them are really great, but they're not Oasis songs. They're going to sit there and do nothing, so hopefully at the end of this tour I'm going to go and do something for myself."

Then, the brofights continue. Drawing them farther and farther apart, Noel's comments about his brother Liam are vicious, but not shocking: "He's never seen my little lad [son], just pictures. To a stranger it sounds ludicrous, but you wouldn't have him in the house if he spoke to you the way he speaks to me and my family. He's rude, arrogant, intimidating, and lazy. He's the angriest man you'll ever meet. He's like a man with a fork in a world of soup."

But will Noel's solo work pay off? Who knows? He might just become a man with chopsticks in a world of soup.

...Then the Gallagher brothers can fight over which one is better.

http://spin.com/articles/oasis-take-five-year-break

Tagged: Oasis

Comments:Add a Comment 
Mikedrummer
April 21st 2009
276 Comments


Back in like, 93', Noel Gallagher was churning out some real great songs, I mean even he admits he's not as good as he was back then. Liam Gallagher needs to stop with all that I'm so hard and so British shit.

Waior
April 21st 2009
11778 Comments


Rotation of hate.

VicariousIntent
April 21st 2009
1649 Comments


My god, what did we ever do to become so lucky.

KTV
April 21st 2009
760 Comments


Good riddance.

PartinsShot
April 21st 2009
138 Comments


Ah good, this will give them some time to work on something good. Maybe a Fuckin in the bushes 2. yeah.

Knott-
Emeritus
April 21st 2009
10259 Comments


YAY

kitsch
April 21st 2009
5117 Comments


im glad. oasis is horrible

marksellsuswallets
April 21st 2009
4885 Comments


He's like a man with a fork in a world of soup.

Best thing he's ever come up with tbh

Darkman1
April 21st 2009
48 Comments


I thought we normally discuss relevant bands on Sputnik...

Fugue
April 21st 2009
7371 Comments


Oasis were relevant...about 14 years ago

DaveyBoy
Emeritus
April 21st 2009
22503 Comments


These guys always make me laugh... No, seriously... In a good way. Could you imagine if the 2 brothers hosted a late night talk-show. Now, that would be pure comedy gold!

Porklips
April 21st 2009
175 Comments


Today is gonna be the day...

spoon_of_grimbo
April 22nd 2009
2241 Comments


please, please, PLEASE let this be one of those technically-a-hiatus-but-really-they've-broken-up-and-don't-want-to-admit-it things.

that way we don't have to deal with the absolute aural slurry they call music, AND it'll piss off all those annoying fucking drunk Oasis fans that insist on putting Champage fucking Super fucking Nova on the jukebox in EVERY FUCKING PUB EVER and sing along to it like the bunch of BASTARD BRITROCK-WANNABE TWATS THEY FUCKING ARE.

/end rant.

kygermo
April 22nd 2009
1007 Comments


Shave the uni-brows you ugly bastards!

upagainstthewall
April 22nd 2009
839 Comments


Its the mono-brow revolution ending

Merkaba33
April 22nd 2009
703 Comments


Man I'm glad I get along with my brothers now. I'm also glad I'm not in a shitty band that's so blatant in ripping off the Beatles. However, it would be nice to have his money...and his bomb ass wife.

Mr_Coffee
April 22nd 2009
631 Comments


awesome

Bfhurricane
April 22nd 2009
6284 Comments


Yeah aren't these guys supposed to be as popular as the Rolling Stones or something

PuddleSwimmer
April 22nd 2009
1457 Comments


I think someone somewhere said that Oasis was better than sex in heaven ..

owait that was noel

ArmorForMusic
April 22nd 2009
46 Comments


Ouch. There's a lot of hate in this thread. I don't really care, I'm indifferent to Oasis. Don't talk about Wonderwall though.

Klekticist
April 22nd 2009
1463 Comments


ahaha. this is a LOT of hate...

we've got a lot of overty-douchy people here....
world of followers...

ah well, w.e, im indifferent. too young for them to be on my rader

Hyperbore
April 22nd 2009
856 Comments


What a great omen for the next five years. Let's hope it lasts.

MiK
April 22nd 2009
240 Comments


The next five years will be the greatest of our lives.

Mulletben
April 22nd 2009
5 Comments


there seems to be plenty of stuff worst than oasis in the charts these days...

besides, they've got some solid tracks to back them.

am I really the only one to think so?

Titan50
April 22nd 2009
4588 Comments


Every song they'd record I'd already have heard anyway, so it wouldn't matter

El_Goodo
April 22nd 2009
1016 Comments


So your insulting Oasis because you think they are bland and unoriginal? Yet all your jabs at them have been...bland and unoriginal...the "ripping off the beatles" card has been played more than The Beatles themselves.

And we all know half the people who say Oasis haven't been relevant for years haven't heard any of the albums since Morning Glory...but they read it in a magazine and by repeating it they can sound like they know what there talking about.

Dig Out Your Soul & Don't Believe The Truth were both great albums. They both had catchy well written pop songs. Which...is exactly what was on Morning Glory & Definitely Maybe. But everyone loves to jerk off to those albums and ignore the rest.

The only albums I'd say that actually had a fair amount of crap on it were Standing on Shoulders and Heathen Chemistry. But both of those albums had stand-out songs.

I think all the hate has a lot to do with their interviews and public persona...which I personally find hilarious. Maybe they believe in Lennon's quote...

"When I was a Beatle I thought we were the best fucking group in the goddamn world, and believing that is what made us what we were." - John Lennon


PuddleSwimmer
April 22nd 2009
1457 Comments


Then he was shot.




jk, good point

SylentEcho
April 22nd 2009
1606 Comments


Oasis used to be my favorite band back in the 90's. Lately like in the past 5 years or so, I haven't really been interested in them.

BlackMarketReview
April 23rd 2009
157 Comments


can you make it 10?

KILL
April 23rd 2009
81582 Comments


noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooel

PuddleSwimmer
April 23rd 2009
1457 Comments


Lol I have to::

"[Oasis] is gone. They're gone. I miss them so much. Ooooh I cry myself to sleep, [Oasis]!

False. I do not miss them."


Brownnotes24
April 24th 2009
107 Comments


i more glad then anything but iv just ignored this band for the past 8 years or so. i dont think anyone is really to worried that "oasis" isnt gonna do anything for 5 years. i just cheered

Miles102
April 27th 2009
9 Comments


I am actually a really big Oasis fan and I think many people are really harsh on them including the media. But even I will admit that they are both complete wankers as are many of thier fans. Oh and Liams the frontman not Noel.



You have to be logged in to post a comment. Login | Create a Profile





MOST VIEWED NEWS

Jesse Lacey Allegations
Jayyvon Opens Up About Abuse
The Fall of Troy bassist melts do..
The Story So Far's vocalist dropk..
Deftones stream new single
R.I.P. Lemmy
Killswitch Engage debut new single
Scott Weiland dead at 48
Nothing But Thieves accusations
Lil Peep Dead At 21



OTHER RECENT NEWS

Kannatama releases demo track
Chrocktikal announces debut
Ichika Nito’s Grand Reveal LP
Silje Wergeland leaves The Gather..
Silver Dolls stream namesake EP
R.I.P. Perry Bamonte
VOLA gear destroyed in fire
R.I.P. Chris Rea
Car Underwater drop a single
Fanatisme stream first long player
Miserere Luminis New Album
Beschwoerung let out debut LP
No/Mas tease new album
Blazon Stone are treasure hunting
Tigers Jaw's New Record/Song

» see all news

RELATED REVIEWS
Oasis
Complete Studio Album Collection
Oasis
Definitely Maybe (30th Anniversary Edition)
Oasis
Knebworth 1996
Oasis
Time Flies
Oasis
Dig Out Your Soul
STAFF & CONTRIBUTORS // CONTACT US

Bands: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


Site Copyright 2005-2023 Sputnikmusic.com
All Album Reviews Displayed With Permission of Authors | Terms of Use | Privacy Policy