T-Pain Crashes His Golf Cart

2009-03-30 by Dave de Sylvia EMERITUS | 49 Comments
Tennessee native T-Pain had emergency surgery to replace four of his front teeth last week, after flipping his golf cart on a day off in California.

Pain told the crowd at his Sunday night show in Universal City: "There's a lot of talk that I flipped over in a golf cart. That's fucking true. It did happen like three days ago. My ass is on fire right now. My side hurt, my mouth hurt."

He went on: "I bust my ass. I'd show you the marks, but I don't wanna pull my pants down right now." And his teeth? "I got my teeth fixed the same day. Rich nigga teeth."

Rich nigga teeth.

Tagged: T-Pain

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Tyler
Emeritus
March 30th 2009
7927 Comments


Not surprising given the guy's pretty well documented battle with alcoholism.

Youwithoutme
March 30th 2009
301 Comments


Rich Nigga Teeth

Greggers
March 30th 2009
2375 Comments


"Yeeeeeeeaaaahhhhh, My *** is on fire!!!"

Phantom
March 30th 2009
9010 Comments


I thought he'd have learnt from I'm On A Boat that you're only supposed to flips and shit on dolphins...


This Message Edited On 03.30.09

MattRTS
March 30th 2009
136 Comments


lmao, this actually is pretty bad though.This Message Edited On 03.30.09

quicksilver050
March 30th 2009
127 Comments


I was expecting him to get a permanent grill, not teeth..

PuddleSwimmer
March 30th 2009
1457 Comments


? Didn't Knoxville and Margera TRY to do this like every day back then? And they never got fucked up like that

Phantom
March 30th 2009
9010 Comments


Well actually, Knoxville nearly broke his neck.

YouAreMySilence
March 30th 2009
3726 Comments


Not this as the best day of my life.

PuddleSwimmer
March 30th 2009
1457 Comments


Oh did he? still: trying to do it = nearly breaking neck....not trying = getting messed up

racerX71
March 30th 2009
73 Comments


trying to get hurt is hard work. its much easier just to wait for accidents.

DaveyBoy
Emeritus
March 30th 2009
22503 Comments


Those f'n golf carts go as slow as anything... Unless he had his modified & pimped up.

upagainstthewall
March 30th 2009
839 Comments


i think he pimps everything. especially his "rich nigger teeth"

Fina1e
March 31st 2009
122 Comments


African Americans and golf carts, a dangerous combination.

burnafterbreeding
March 31st 2009
1529 Comments


YESSSSS!

scyther
March 31st 2009
1606 Comments


And I get modded.

botb
March 31st 2009
19846 Comments


im not even gonna lie. i burst out laughing.

artofpretension
March 31st 2009
49 Comments


This will totally ruin his street cred. Rival gangs dont shake in fear when you mention how "you made that golf cart your bitch".

PanasonicYouth
March 31st 2009
7413 Comments


Sigh...
First thing I thought of was Who's Your Caddy?
I lol'd.
Also.
Rich. Nigga. Teeth.

foreverendeared
March 31st 2009
14746 Comments


^lol

owned

Bfhurricane
March 31st 2009
6284 Comments


Shit that's funny

SeaAnemone
March 31st 2009
21427 Comments


Funny shit

Aaron
March 31st 2009
690 Comments


I'm sure his rich nigga teeth needed some serious pro-tool'n.

DWittisarockstar
March 31st 2009
1501 Comments


redannihilation wins.

Xxplosive
March 31st 2009
126 Comments


red wins for #1 quote

theskyatnight
March 31st 2009
60 Comments


rich nigga teef indeed

TNY
March 31st 2009
569 Comments


This is awesome/hilarious news.

Bullitt
March 31st 2009
1666 Comments


"My side hurt, my mouth hurt."


So is this past or present tense?


Titan50
March 31st 2009
4588 Comments


Aren't they mostly gold, anyway

Altmer
March 31st 2009
5714 Comments


if he don't watch it it'll be future tense yo

AngelofDeath
Emeritus
March 31st 2009
16307 Comments


Dammit Red, I was gonna say something similar. That he needed auto-pilot instead of auto-tune.

illmitch
March 31st 2009
5511 Comments


in ebonics, you often drop off the final s in the present tense third person singular.

tinathefatlard
March 31st 2009
2112 Comments


There's a lot of talk that I flipped over in a golf cart. That's fucking true. It did happen like three days ago.
Why does it sound like something a white guy would say?

Mr. Lizard
March 31st 2009
632 Comments


"It's very funny, His ass is on fire," Am I Right?

Altmer
March 31st 2009
5714 Comments


I think he's in a lot of T-Pain now.

KittensandScorpions
March 31st 2009
172 Comments


RNT.

AmericnZero02
March 31st 2009
3957 Comments


T-pain should do a collabo with the Jackass crew.

PartinsShot
March 31st 2009
138 Comments


I'm surprised he didnt flip over on a boat

Teddy Picker
March 31st 2009
285 Comments


T. Pain < Teeth Pain

PuddleSwimmer
March 31st 2009
1457 Comments


DAMN I was trying to think of a joke. You got it.
I was trying to go for like....Golf Tee Pain

Riley12988
March 31st 2009
109 Comments



African Americans and golf carts, a dangerous combination.





Funniest comment. Epic winz

Zippermouth
April 1st 2009
1305 Comments


Guess you can't autotune driving.

Jom, please give this man his promotion.

evilmegaman
April 1st 2009
174 Comments


I'm on a boat is unfunny. t-pain can't sing.



also a bitch

Asiatic667
April 1st 2009
4651 Comments


Sprained his T-bone

botb
April 2nd 2009
19846 Comments



Jom, please give this man his promotion.

seconded

Regulator
April 2nd 2009
623 Comments


this is the best thread i have ever read on sputnik. my sides hurt. you guys are one funny bunch.

allthesametakemeaway
April 3rd 2009
15 Comments



Jom, please give this man his promotion.

seconded

thirded

tinathefatlard
April 3rd 2009
2112 Comments



Because lots of white people speak English too? Catch up, Tina.
Don't be gay dave.


Hollow
April 19th 2009
263 Comments


Oh you crashed with a golf cart?You da man



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