Katy Perry is desperate

2008-08-30 by Iai EMERITUS | 30 Comments
Seemingly not content with her 'shocking' singles "Ur So Gay" and "I Kissed A Girl" and her 'shocking' album title One of the Boys, the thrift-store Zooey Deschanel now wants to do something 'shocking' at the MTV Video Music Awards. Now what could that shocking thing possibly be?

Oh, right.

You might remember that nobody was really 'shocked' was Madonna, Britney Spears, and Christina Aguilera all indulged in the same activity on stage at the VMAs a couple of years ago, but that's not about to stop Perry, who for some demented reason is now head-hunting a potential victim, with Lindsay Lohan her #1 pick.

"Producers are really working hard on it," says that ever-mysterious, ever-present 'source' to E!. "They'd love it to be Lindsay, and they're actually going to ask." Of course, this could all be a publicity stunt designed to increase the expectation of Lohan signing on as a presenter, and just to get people talking about the event in general. But we'd never be so cynical as to believe that, would we?

The MTV VMAs take place on Sept. 7th.

Tagged: Katy Perry

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asdemonsburn
August 30th 2008
793 Comments


what a fucking attention whore

badtaste
August 30th 2008
824 Comments


Is this gossip or news?

Athom
Emeritus
August 30th 2008
17249 Comments


either way just post the pics after it happens. that is all.

AtavanHalen
August 30th 2008
17919 Comments


I will gladly become a girl in order to make out with Katy Perry.

Serpento
August 30th 2008
2351 Comments


she should make out with zooey
PLEASE AND THANK YOU

radianteclipse
August 30th 2008
534 Comments


Zooey's too classy for that.

AggravatedYeti
August 30th 2008
7683 Comments


*sigh*
stupid bitch.

MadnessUnhallowed
August 30th 2008
403 Comments


This makes me a saaaad panda.

stupid bitch

SecondedThis Message Edited On 08.30.08

JumpTheF**kUp
August 30th 2008
2723 Comments


I willingly volunteer myself.

xxbattery21xx
August 30th 2008
64 Comments


stupid mind numbing television.

P13
August 30th 2008
1327 Comments


She should make out with a guy, wouldn't that shocking

willfellmarsy
August 30th 2008
3847 Comments


She should make out with a transexual so that we would be shocked and left wondering if she actually kissed a girl or a boy and if, in fact, she liked it...

SnackaryBinx
August 30th 2008
2309 Comments


she should die.

/end

Altmer
August 30th 2008
5715 Comments


fucktards katy perry is amazing

MadnessUnhallowed
August 30th 2008
403 Comments


IMO if she was that amazing she wouldn't need to do 'shocking' stunts on a television awards show.

Altmer
August 30th 2008
5715 Comments


it isn't shocking she's just taking a song titles a bit literally!

and I agree with chan's sentiments

why are the vma awards on my birthday anyway :s

Polaris
August 30th 2008
246 Comments


I'm glad this bitch's gimmick is running out.

AP07373
August 30th 2008
493 Comments


MTV award shows are just awful.

BallsToTheWall
August 30th 2008
52578 Comments


Sombeody should punch Katy Perry right in the baby maker. Then again, i'm always on Katy's side.

tinathefatlard
August 30th 2008
2112 Comments


Why the hell would you tell people ahead of time that you're going to do something shocking, MTV is full of D-bags anyway.

Photon
August 30th 2008
1308 Comments


hows is this music news ...

StrizzMatik
August 30th 2008
4239 Comments


Hilarious thing is, this chick used to be a Christian/God-freak singer a'la Amy Grant.

P13
August 30th 2008
1327 Comments


hows is this music news ...

It's so obvious though

JAV
August 30th 2008
3545 Comments


She should perform the aristocrats on stage.

Chewie
August 30th 2008
4544 Comments


see, i knew she was a stupid whore.

Chewie
August 31st 2008
4544 Comments


Nothing quite says clever like over-intelligenceThis Message Edited On 08.30.08

NotMrBlonde
August 31st 2008
394 Comments


hawt

VikkiH
August 31st 2008
248 Comments


I just Lolled my arse off.

Can anyone say 'Shocked'?!!

=D



Acre
September 1st 2008
847 Comments


The only thing that would make me tune in to these awards is if she decided to make out with Sean Connery onstage.

I'm just saying.

Water
September 1st 2008
23 Comments


shes hot though



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