Fresh word salad by Nile

2024-05-28 by NexCeleris EMERITUS | 49 Comments
Nile released a new track going by the catchy title "Chapter for Not Being Hung Upside Down on a Stake in the Underworld and Made to Eat Feces by the Four Apes" today.

Have a listen (unlocks May 29th if unavailable in your time zone):



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Illoomorpheme
May 29th 2024
525 Comments


This song title really "Chapter of Obeisance Before Giving Breath to the Inert One in the Presence of the Crescent Shaped Horns"'s my "Papyrus Containing the Spell to Preserve its Possessor Against Attacks from He Who is in the Water".

MetalMarcJK
May 29th 2024
1390 Comments


Fucking Nile...LMAO! 🤘🏻

bellovddd
May 29th 2024
7696 Comments


lmao. nice title

gravityswitch
May 29th 2024
2445 Comments


can't wait to scream "play Chapter for Not Being Hung Upside Down on a Stake in the Underworld and Made to Eat Feces by the Four Apes" during their gig

Flugmorph
May 29th 2024
35409 Comments


damn new classic nile song title just dropped

Sabrutin
May 29th 2024
9843 Comments


Hey this rocks

Guitars have more oomph than expected too, thankfully sounds a little fiercer than VNR

dachstheangry
May 29th 2024
324 Comments


I like it. Also best song title ever

Flugmorph
May 29th 2024
35409 Comments


track also slaps, sounds pretty different for them, almost metalcore-y at times, love the blend. probably instantly liking it more than anything on their last album

Ray91
May 29th 2024
1103 Comments


they always deliver the tasty ass riffz
Song title is absurd lol

BookoftheFallen
May 29th 2024
1224 Comments


The best nile songs are always the ones that reference poop

DadKungFu
Emeritus
May 29th 2024
6144 Comments


Alexa, play

WretchedCacophony
May 29th 2024
3645 Comments


Hawks is going to be so stoked

Flugmorph
May 29th 2024
35409 Comments


oh they just put out a music video:
https://youtu.be/CmwqMQ2g0NQ?si=cx6GXw6XMi2Edcl8

artiswar
May 29th 2024
16639 Comments


maybe I'm showing my historical illiteracy here but wtf is the title referencing? Lol

song is meaty and full of fibre, just how I like my feces

Flugmorph
May 29th 2024
35409 Comments


probably an ancient egyptian text

artiswar
May 29th 2024
16639 Comments


can you imagine being forced to eat feces while upside down? That would be pretty uncomfortable. It might go down the wrong pipe

Flugmorph
May 29th 2024
35409 Comments


yeah sounds like something that might happen to you in the underworld

Sevengill
May 29th 2024
13095 Comments


or at a Cattle Decap show

Hyperion1001
Emeritus
May 29th 2024
29666 Comments


is that really the title? lol

bloc
May 29th 2024
70880 Comments


Somehow I'm shocked their band name is only 4 letters long

ToSmokMuzyki
May 29th 2024
14915 Comments


alright i might be catching on the dumb ai album art train

ToSmokMuzyki
May 29th 2024
14915 Comments


>Somehow I'm shocked their band name is only 4 letters long

it is the longest river in the world after all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

bloc
May 29th 2024
70880 Comments


Ah touche

BookoftheFallen
May 29th 2024
1224 Comments


Papyrus containing the spell to preserve its possessor against four apes shoveling feces into their mouth

Dmax28
May 29th 2024
1445 Comments


^ shoulda been the next song

ThyCrossAwaits
May 29th 2024
4550 Comments


Karl Sanders in the studio: “These dumb shits are gonna lose their minds over this song title lmao”

BookoftheFallen
May 29th 2024
1224 Comments


*dumb apes

Dmax28
May 29th 2024
1445 Comments


I think they were laughing right along with us. This is the most outrageous title they've ever done for sure.

Sevengill
May 29th 2024
13095 Comments


yeah I don't get laughing-at vibes. these guys are just nerds who get to make a (partial?) living playing death metal. the dream.

BallsToTheWall
May 29th 2024
52578 Comments


Good band, song is average.

Sevengill
May 29th 2024
13095 Comments


the screams are super tasty

judasgoat
May 29th 2024
366 Comments


When Nile said "I will not eat what I detest/What I detest is feces/I will not partake of it/Excrement/I will not consume it" I felt that. I really felt that.



Egarran
May 29th 2024
36858 Comments


Not their first shit-eating song either. Apparently it was a common theme in ancient Egypt.

ToSmokMuzyki
May 29th 2024
14915 Comments


where do u think the shit eating grin comes from ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)?

pizzamachine
May 30th 2024
28272 Comments


Is really good song, good doggo

chemicalmarriage
May 30th 2024
4736 Comments


The four apes sound like a really bad time

cylinder
May 30th 2024
4350 Comments


"When Nile said "I will not eat what I detest/What I detest is feces/I will not partake of it/Excrement/I will not consume it" I felt that. I really felt that."

dead

Dedes
Contributing Reviewer
May 30th 2024
11970 Comments


They take this piss out of it further every day
Or the shit, perhaps.

BookoftheFallen
May 30th 2024
1224 Comments


They take the Hittite dung out of it further every day you mean

autosacrifice
May 30th 2024
148 Comments


shits so sick. time to listen to annihilation of the wicked for the millionth time

Sevengill
May 30th 2024
13095 Comments


time to listen to annihilation of the wicked for the millionth time [1,000,001]

Voivod
Staff Reviewer
May 30th 2024
11496 Comments


Time to mosh to my personal favourite Those Whom The Gods Detest

cylinder
May 30th 2024
4350 Comments


"shits so sick"

literally

Viraemias
May 30th 2024
682 Comments


To use typical sputnik jargon .. "this slaps my cock around hard!"

artiswar
May 30th 2024
16639 Comments


The four apes sound like a really bad time [2]

bloc
May 31st 2024
70880 Comments


"When Nile said "I will not eat what I detest/What I detest is feces/I will not partake of it/Excrement/I will not consume it" I felt that. I really felt that."

Shakespeare shaking in his boots rn

cylinder
May 31st 2024
4350 Comments


Maybe Shakespeare could've thought of that, but we know he wouldn't have phrased it so concisely

ToSmokMuzyki
May 31st 2024
14915 Comments


Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
Thou art more lovely and more flatulent:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer’s lease hath all too short a shit;
Sometime too hot there where the sun not shines,
And often is his stanky poo crust dimm'd;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or intestine’s changing course slimm'd;
But thy eternal feces shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow’st;
Nor shall death brag thou in his toilette was made,
When in eternal lines to time thou grow’st:
So long as men can breathe or nose can smell,
So long lives this, and stank will you in hell.

nash1311
June 1st 2024
10536 Comments


Holy hell this was so good the song just like keeps leveling up as it goes lol



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