They announced an album release over 5 months in advance? Are you fucking kidding me?

April fools yo

LOL I should have read this more carefully. The album title did sound pretty dumb, like almost too on the nose even for Slayer. Also Kristen Stewart. lmao

this is gonna clash with the release of Anthrax's "Metal Metal"

the metal gods have answered my prayers

I hear they kicked Lombardo out again and hired lars to track the drums

As far as I know they will have two drummers - tracks 1-5 Charlie Benante, tracks 6-10 Nicko McBrain

Lol that emote really gave it away

Not to be a dick but if you're going to make an april fools joke about a band reuniting why pick a band that was already way past their prime before breaking up?

I fell for it like a yoyo.

Show No Satan
Hell Satan
Reign in Satan
South of Satan
Seasons in the Satan
Divine Satanvention
Undisputed Satantude
Satanbolus in Musicatan
God Hates Satan All
Anti-Christ Illusion
Satan Painted Blood
Repentlessatan

Album title isn’t dumb, it’s sounds like a slayer album title.

So wait it actually is dumb.

Nicko McBrain?

Couldn't they find someone older, like Ian Paice from Deep Purple, for instance?

What about Jon Dette?

Sounds like an adult thrash metal album is coming our way.

In the press release there's a Jonathan Dette as guest vocals along with Gene Hoglan, Louie Clemente and Tom Hunting. I don't know if it's the same guy

I saw in the megadeath TikTok account that Dave Mustaine will be guest writing a song called “Joe Biden is the antichrist”

You’ll have to buy the super duper special double triple extra sweet deluxxe edition if you want it though.

If it comes with a power trip 3-day ticket iʼm in

-- I don't know if it's the same guy

Yeah, it's him.

A proficient drummer will do guest vocals, and Nicko McBrain who's pushing 70, will play drums.

I really don't know what to make of this.

Waiting for the annual fugazi reunite april fools joke

We played our part well though, didn't we haha

Boooo

Like your mom, Slayer have been sucking since 1981🤘

Satan of death lol

I mean…

>Their massive seminal release Reign in Blood will be remastered by Steven Wilson, along with a companion remix album by Cardi B
Yasss gurl slayyy

I don’t care, I’m not even allowed to listen to this band

The album apparently contains a hidden bonus track which if played backwards is a tribute to Nickelback.

tracklisting announced:
1. satan of death
2. dead blood kill
3. i hate jesus because he's gay
4. god sucks
5. fuckity fuckfuckfuck
6. war!!!!!!!!
7. virgin sacrifice to hitler
8. bleeding blood that bleeds
9. christians are soooo fucking lame
10. inverted cross
11. kerry king takes his sunglasses off (hidden bonus track)

damn this is some good shit, so far out of the singles bleeding blood that bleeds is straight fire

Now do Behemoth

Good joke, guys. Love stirring up a fan base.

gottem