it's pretty fucked up if he's retiring because he's not selling as many tickets as he used to

fucking hope so

He is a vain asshole. I wouldn't put it past him.

if i made as much money as he did i'd retire too

Yeah, but imagine hitting middle age and realizing that despite being wealthy, you haven't done anything that has had staying power.

" I like Metallica's 'Fade to Black' and 'One.' It's edgy and emotional with those instruments and electric guitars and stuff."

Clearly this guy knows a lot about music. True loss. Rip

The kid used to be tolerable to hear about when he didn't have such an ego.

"it's pretty fucked up if he's retiring because he's not selling as many tickets as he used to"

Seems pretty logical to me. He made stacks of cash out of some kiddies who are now moving on to some other crap and he is wise enough to realise it's time to go and spend it and do other stuff. I mean I'm assuming he wasn't in it for art's sake.

Fingers crossed he retires and disappears up his own overhyped arse

he will become an actor

hAHAHADHAWHDawh

watch him star in the next Star Wars....

Didn't somebody say they were considering him as Robin in that upcoming Batman Vs. Superman film?

hed prob refuse to do it unless they let him be batman

" I like Metallica's 'Fade to Black' and 'One.' It's edgy and emotional with those instruments and electric guitars and stuff."

I fucking spit my apple juice

Yes please

I am pretty sure Affleck is going to do a good job.

I think Affleck might be able to pull it off. He's had some good performances.

And has shown his abilities as a director, god damn. He and Damon really have shown their early detractors what's up.

This has been a weird year for music.

In Affectionate Remembrance of
MUSIC
which died at the Sputnik on 19/12/2013
Deeply lamented by a large circle of sorrowing
friends and acquaintances
RIP
NB- The body will be cremated
and the ashes taken to Australia

"Didn't somebody say they were considering him as Robin in that upcoming Batman Vs. Superman film?"

It was a Funny or Die joke that people (me included) took seriously.

The movie world doesn't really give a shit about Robin.

"Yeah, but imagine hitting middle age and realizing that despite being wealthy, you haven't done anything that has had staying power."

yeah i'm sure at 40 years old he'll cry tears of immense pain into his infinity pool when he realizes he never wrote an album that was well received on sputnik

I wonder if the little creep knows he is doing the world a favor

@Lil Pretty much. @Q I just remember seeing it somewhere. I figured it was either a joke or just a rumor.

You joke, Weeping, but it is exactly what happens to every former child star.

is that why macaulay culkin joined that pizza underground band?

" Seems pretty logical to me. He made stacks of cash out of some kiddies who are now moving on to some other crap and he is wise enough to realise it's time to go and spend it and do other stuff. I mean I'm assuming he wasn't in it for art's sake."

this. his little tweenies are growing up and I think he's seen what happens to boy bands who try and stay relevant

Yup, but I have to say he is handling it better than most. My point is that when the mounds of dollars go away and he is a broke bitch, we will never hear the end of it.

kanyes buying him out

i dont think 140 mil is going away anytime soon lol

I wouldn't be so sure. Apparently, musicians blow through millions like no one's business.

I'd trade places with him, the kids loaded from a few years work, set for life. Good for him. He probably knows his music is shit.

idk he doesnt seem stupid. massive tool, yeah probably, but not stupid...if i were him id travel the world, get some sweet cars, donate a shit ton and set aside enough to live very very comfortably for 80 more years...

Siddartha Gautama

biebers a crusty anus. good to hear that he's going to retire

This has "publicity stunt" written all over it.

did he really say that about metallica I didn't read the article

Even if it is publicity stunt, its still a smart move on his part. Its win win....

yes hes a big fan

He's quitting lmao, that just means he was never an artist to begin with...just a fuckin pawn

This is great news!

He'll go underground for a few months and then just come back within a year or so probably.

"Yeah, but imagine hitting middle age and realizing that despite being wealthy, you haven't done anything that has had staying power."

What does that even mean?

hope he joins a prog rock or blackened death metal band

Bieber Metallica Lulu 2

Excuse me while I gather a choir to sing Ode to Joy

pls justin dunt leav us

"Yeah, but imagine hitting middle age and realizing that despite being wealthy, you haven't done anything that has had staying power."

lol

IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL MY SELF

"It means he has no legacy bc hes a whiny douchy tryhard wannabe rapfag"

just lol

Last album is going to be djent-influenced, calling it right now.

I guess you could say he's, too fast, but also he is to furious at the same time.

you say justin bieber I scream three days grace

You say you scream three days grance I dance like an asian women to kyary

Ultimate-guitar comment threads are always a dark, dark place to venture

if you watch the video it's pretty obvious he wasn't being serious.

publicity cunt

Yea I just watched the video, he is very obviously joking about retiring.

metal poser

yeah... probably wants to make it big in the tv/movie bizz

inb4 actor transition

PRAISE THA LAWD

he's clearly kidding-watch the video

Bieber retires and drops off the face of the earth, some other faggy teen pop star rises in his place...the cycle can't be broken!

did he ever clean up that waggy graffiti of his?

All this is a publucity stunt. He says he's going to retire in hopes that it will get peoples attention and make them buy the next album since its his last. Then after he takes a few years off he "unexpectedly" comes out of retirement, again hoping to get attention and boost sales.

jay z part 2

Apollo is right though. It doesn't really matter.

The way he says it is clearly in a sarcastic manner. Even if he was serious though, this isn't going to go through. Remember last year when One Direction said they'd stop making music for 10 years after the next album, only to then release another one this year? Katy Perry also said she was going to do the same last year before her new one dropped. No one in pop culture stays true to their word. However, if this ends up being true..........WHAT AM I GOING TO REVIEW????? :'(

you could always try reviewing music

go, stay, idrgaf

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :'

If I made enough money to retire I probably would too. I'd buy an island and get as far away from the majority of the human race as possible.

People might not like Robin, but Nightwing's pretty sweet.

This is my dream come true.

Maybe next he'll retire from the human race

calm down

naming a few other rock greats such as Led Zeppelin, Korn and Guns N' Roses among personal favorites.

thats gonna make people hate him more

also lol for having korn as his favourites

So I guess i can't put my hopes of a Juicy J/biebz track to rest?

where the fuck does this guy get off

in my mouth

we all know he doesn't like korn's early stuff

just the path of totality

Early Christmas present for us all.

he's settin himself up for an epic comeback in 6 months

He's gonna drop a surprise album with seventeen videos.

k goodbye don't comeback pls

"we all know he doesn't like korn's early stuff

just the path of totality" [2]

He realized that One Direction are replacing him.

Meh. Kidding or not, not a big deal.

Wisest thing this kid has ever done.

good

this git swept the floor with my country's flag how im not gonna hate him

There's always pro skating, eh?

I don't beliebe him.

Eh his manager says he wasn't being serious, we all knew that really but I just wanted to give people a brief glimmer of hope.

*gets on knees

Dear god, I know it's been a really long time...

It's official now.. Yes!!!!!!
There is a god

Yeah, fuck that guy who really didn't effect my life at all nor annoy me in any way personally!

good news for metal

Smart move, actually.

His shows will sell out now, he'll make tons of money, and then make a "comeback" in 2015 or whenever.

yup, even sooner probably

https://twitter.com/justinbieber/statuses/415683404462436352

any1 who believes him is dumber than andcas

and that's pretty goddamn motherfuckin dumb

he's faking it

such a dirty hypocrite

No I really think he is gonna try and retire. He's probably thinking "I am going to go into acting or some other media thingy whatever I'm tired"

considering you've had a chronic case of the same condition for almost 64000 comments i think u take priorities!

How many good comments does andcas have?

none.

ha

lol

I love you, man.

Pick up some lube on the way home from work tomorrow, I don't want to hurt you.

u done it now somegay

Oh well, two nights in a row can't be too bad...

bye bieber it seems

90% of the human population wants to punch this kid in the face, good time to retire.

Yep, it's official. The fucking Beebs is finally retiring. Thank the sweet mother of the Holy Jesus it's about time that bastard finally realized he has no talent.