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sometimes i use my imagination to pretend im holding hands with a pretty lady with one hand and i touch my peanus with the other

kool

edit: nvm

@paulxc: Uhhhhhh ok

" Lambesis would have needed to pay two million dollars to bail if he ended up being guilty"

This doesn't make any sense. If you plea guilty, you go to jail or face whatever penalty they give you. You don't get bail because you're already locked up. You might get a fine, which isn't bail. If he is out right now, he probably plead not guilty and posted bail. Contrary to popular belief, bail is essentially a cash 'agreement' between the court and person(s) and that money is returned once the trial is over to whomever posted it regardless of guilt or acquittal.

sweet

I have no strong feelings one way or the other.

agreed. article makes no sense whatsoever. so he's innocent then?

Alright, just edited that part

Basically, he pleaded not guilty and paid the 2 million dollar bail. He may have got the amount lowered or did what is called a property bail which means instead of paying it with cash he paid it with say, for example, his house.

Yeah, he got the amount lowered apparently. I think it was a property bail

So even though they have concrete evidence against him, they let him get away on bail? Or am I missing something?

oh ok. released on bail. yeah he's still done then as long as all evidence is legit

No more touring anyway.

"So even though they have concrete evidence against him, they let him get away on bail? Or am I
missing something?"

Yeah, he needs to show up to his next court hearing. He is basically free until then. That is all part
of the "Due Process" clause of the US Constitution which includes innocent until proven guilty, fair
trial, etc.

Plus the prison system just literally does not have the time, space, or money to hold defendants who
are awaiting trial.

Made bail? Cool I still hope he gets convicted and locked up. I have no sympathy for this dumbass.

The dude should have pleaded guilty because he would have gotten a plea deal with a penalty that wasn't harsh. Instead of getting 8 years in prison, he coulda gotten 10 years of probation or something instead.

i can agree with that. surely he has the cash to afford a decent legal team that would have at least got him probation or at the very most 6 months in jail w/ rest being probation

itt people who don't understand what bail is.

he's still most likely gonna be found guilty.

sputniklawyers.com

haha

ya brah i'm caught up on all my law n orders + I minor in some CSI too

I learned about law from Saul Goodman.

The piece of shit should rot in jail.

So why exactly was he released? This hitman being a cop thing was clear since day one wasn't it?

^ 'cause he ended up paying the bail. He still has to show up on July 10th for the court hearing,
though

it's called due process broski

Ah ok, thanks.

"sometimes i use my imagination to pretend im holding hands with a pretty lady with one hand and i touch my peanus with the other"


I laughed so hard.

He shouldn't have been offered bail imo

So...is he still even in As I Lay Dying?

RUN TIM WHILE YOU CAN!

do we have a conviction yet?

vegas odds are 43 to 1 that he pulls a Roman Polanski

How would you have a conviction yet when there hasn't even been a trial

sounds like he's still fucked. he'll get plenty of time to blast his pump when he's in prison

sarcasm bro


would be harsh for his band to dump him w/out a conviction or unless he's confessed to them privately or something

Or blow a pipe.

lmaoooooooooooOOOOOOoooOOoooooOOOooo

lmaoooooooooooOOOOOOoooOOoooooOOOooo

I'm pretty surprised nobody's cracked a dumb "hide yo kids, hide yo wife" joke yet

ellipsis

ya bro

Dude should just plead guilty at this point, I'm pretty doubtful he's innocent but I could very well be wrong. But if he pleads guilty atleast then they might give him a lighter sentence. He I think he feels there might not be enough evidence for him to be convicted and has a chance is my guess.

i know that it's entrapment, but he still clearly stated that he wanted his wife gone, then clarified he wanted her dead.

This is ridiculous, lol. His defense (both) were pretty absurd..something about being set up and another basically being attributed to steroid usage.. which even still isn't any sort of justification/defense really. Curious to see the outcome, considering they're a well known band.

That could have meant he wanted her put in a box and shipped to India with not even a cent in her pocket. Then he could get off safe!

He's probably just holding out for a deal. You don't plead guilty and THEN try to negotiate with the DA

Hi would you like to buy my car?
Yes! how much
NVM you can just have it
ok thanks!
I sell it to you for 7500

fight the power Tim

and stop being so fucking melodic all the fucking time. goddamn that shit gets old with AILD.

It'd be funny if he was dumb enough to try to run

he just has to pole vault over the mexican fence

Just now clicked on the link, lol at that pic, he just looks like he's up to some shit

Id rather go to canada but mexico is closer to him probably

canada would send your ass right back dude

and mexico is literally on the border of san diego

If I murdered somebody I'd try to get to Cuba or like North Korea where they won't extradite your ass

yeah but how the fuck are you gonna get there

Well I forgot where the band was from so idk but yeah true they would send you back

Befriend a dolphin, that's what Tom Hanks should have done in Castway. Just catch fish and feed it to em. I'm sure it would give you a ride once you're close enough as friends.

Idk, a fuckin sturdy raft? Guess I'll worry about that after I kill whoever

hope he dies

@ Wack

You just turned castaway into a shitty disney movie lol

No, Tom Hanks riding a dolphin would have been the greatest thing ever to watch. You should re-evalute life.

HOLY FUCK WILSON! IT'S WORKING!!!!!!!

"You should re-evalute life."


Never said I wouldn't watch it ha

Lol even I know how the US bail system works and I'm not American. In this country money isn't involved for some reason.

Using all his band money.

The water will ruin the gps tracker. Dolphin escape is best plan of action. It's fucking MERICA we have dolphins.

"the money is just collateral to make sure he doesn't run off before his
trial"

This and his bail was 2 mil, I doubt it was cash. Why would you do that when you can just do a property bond? I doubt Lambesis has that kind of money just laying around like that, He was only gonna front the killer 1000gs haha

Well I seriously hope he was gonna pay him more money after the guy killed his wife cause that's fucking stupid. I thought they already said the 1000 was for like expenses and shit

Cheap fucker. I saved up 4000 grand in a year making 9 an hour, also given that I'm conservative as shit.

just realized I said 1000gs **a G**

Justice can be bought. That's what i've learned from this. "learned". bah

He should go on the run. Great news story and lyrical material for the next AILD album.

Tim Lambesis/Buckcherry collab

Can't wait.

source url is dead

he should of just stayed in jail hes gunna go rite back anyways

"HOLY FUCK WILSON! IT'S WORKING!!!!!!!"

best thing I read here

And that dude is guilty, end of story.

I don't get how thick-headed some of you are. He's not free, he's just out of jail until trial. And for the last time, the thousand dollars was only for the hitman's expenses, not the full price of the hit.

Do people not know how bail works?

Do people not know how bail works? It's kind of scary how many Americans don't understand their own justice system and their rights

^

Yeah make bail is to be free while the trial doesnt come up. The thing is, it's already stupid that way. He will most surely make time in jail, letting people out because they're rich is stupid. My opinion.

lol wut
The bail number has to do with the severity of the crime, like if you steal a candy bar or some shit your bail is gonna be like 50 bucks

But yeah I see how it benefits the rich, like the bail was set that high with the intention of him not getting bail, but he did anyway

lol wut
The bail number has to do with the severity of the crime, like if you steal a candy bar or some shit your bail is gonna be like 50 bucks

But yeah I see how it benefits the rich, like the bail was set that high with the intention of him not getting bail, but he did anyway

Yeah, that's what i meant. But they put the value of the bail up if you're richer then? Here in Portugal our justice system is kinda different.

I dont really think it favors the rich, sure in extreme cases where the bail is set at 2 mil. You gotta have bail though. If you didn't and were wrongly accused you could waste months just sittin in jail waitin on a trail. And sure if your convicted you'll get credit for that time but if you didn't do it then all you can say is hey that experienced sucked

Most people aren't going to be able to pay the bail for really serious crimes that they're falsely accused of is the problem

Plus stuff like murder can have no bail or whatever, damn if you get falsely accused of touching kids or whatever your ass is gonna be shanked before you even get to the trial

Exactly, you see my point trebor.

hope he dies [2]

"Most people aren't going to be able to pay the bail for really serious crimes that they're falsely accused of is the problem"

This is probably tru. I'm just sayin the for most offenses I think bail is affordable, you can also negotiate hrs of community service, GPS trackers, house arrest all kinds of shit to get bail reduced(sometimes). I've known people that got like 5 felony charges plus resisting and their bail was only like 40,000. I guess it really just depends on the judge

Lol it's not that hard to rack up 5 felony drug charges. They don't put you away for life for that shit

"Lol it's not that hard to rack up 5 felony drug charges. They don't put you away for life for that shit"

Haha, did you beat that record Tyler?

lol just kidding

Lol nah I didn't beat it haha. And yeah dude if you get convicted your ass will probably be gone for a while but just getting charged is different.

Time to flee the country, I think?

nah

bribe the judge with 10000 crystal coins and extended premium account time

Andcas knows how to deal with snitches.

#freelambesis

this is old news

Holy people going full retard all over this thread. Dude up towards the top made this simple process even more crystal clear for you dumb asses.

You know that whole innocent until proven guilty thing? Well ideally someone should be free until convicted. But then common sense has to be considered. So the charged person's freedom has to weighed against the severity of charges/threat to public safety. Bail is the basic solution to this dilemma.

Clearly not perfect as many noted, since wealthier people often have a better chance of staying out of jail before and during trial.

Oh well. The world is such a imperfect place.

Holy people going full retard all over this thread. Dude up towards the top made this simple process even more crystal clear for you dumb asses.

You know that whole innocent until proven guilty thing? Well ideally someone should be free until convicted. But then common sense has to be considered. So the charged person's freedom has to weighed against the severity of charges/threat to public safety. Bail is the basic solution to this dilemma.

Clearly not perfect as many noted, since wealthier people often have a better chance of staying out of jail before and during trial.

Oh well. The world is such a imperfect place.

Second time for emphasis. You know, emphasis and all that.

Finnish the job

This should be entertaining

People on juries get extensive instruction and training

apparently his net worth is 14 mil? da fuq?!

Is there anyway the whole "roid rage" thing could work in his favour?

it has in some cases, though not as the only defense. i mean he pretty much admitted i did it but the roids man?? like if chris benwoit(the wrestler who killed his family an himself due to roid rage) was to not have killed himself that would more than likely be his defense. in the end greatly reducing the sentence an going to get mentally unstable an etc.

That's what I was thinking. A buddy of mine is a huge fan, and said he was a great dude when he met him(pre 50 pounds of 'roid mass). That with the statements that he was a gentle guy and a devout Christian with three adopted children before the juice. Unless he was very successfully hiding under a guise, I'd say the steroids could have a lot to do with it.

As a former fan, I find this case to be a pity. As you stated above, Tim was a devout christian, a great frontman towards his fans (in and out of stage), and seemingly a man of kind heart. AILD's DVD is a good example of the kind of person he was before he (apparently) got all into roids and all that stuff.

Are you two really suggesting that steroids impaired his judgement this much? I'm a fan, but this dude
is guilty and deserves to be jailed.

Ok I'm sorry it doesn't matter if he was a devout christian he clearly didn't believe in the actual beliefs like most christians

King Henry the VIIIth had his wives executed and that dude was religious as fuck.

Are you really comparing christianity then to how it is now?

You're right. It was better back then.

#TrueChristianity

I hate you

I'm only messing around lol. Can we be friends?

:,(

I don't know what fucked Tim up, tbh

#FreeTimLambesis

At least if he went to jail his shitty band wouldn't make more music

"Ok I'm sorry it doesn't matter if he was a devout christian he clearly didn't believe in the actual beliefs like most Christians"

I don't see how anyone who doesn't know him could say with 100% certainty he wasn't in the minority of people who actually lived by their faith. From what I've read, that's exactly what he was(or appeared to be) before the steroids.

religiosity at its finest

see kids, this is what happens when you play metalcore

lesson learned: don't play metalcore

^ I dig me some metalcore, but that is hilarious

lol

he'd better call Saul

what I'm saying is people are saying " I just don't see how this could happen he was such a devout christian"

Why the fuck does that matter?

"The hitman Tim Lambesis supposedly hired to kill his wife turned out to be an undercover cop"
haha ultimate fail

Pretty sure regardless of bail he will be done after the court hearing. Mostly everything i have read seems to point that the evidence is concrete.