lol

Saw this on Facebook and immediately checked Sputnik. I expected nothing less.

This makes me wanna commit suicide. I wonder how it makes her feel. This is absurd.

Words fail me right now

I would still hit it

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What? No. My dream girl marrying the biggest douchebag ever? Fuck.

This is fucking retarded, whatever just quit playing music now, that goes for the both of you.

Are you kidding me?

Adam Thomas ninja post

Chad got game. Prob has a big shlong too. No other reason for this.

rofl wat

LMAOOOO

In other news, there is no god. [2]

You've got to be fucking killing me. That wasn't a typo either.

"In other news, there is no God."

Lmfao. Anyways, this is horrible news.

motherfucker.

What the fuck

"Prob has a big shlong" [2]

In other news, there is no god. [4]

I thought she was better than that. :-( There is no god, and there are no heroes.

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

"did you get banned again recspecs?"

Yeah, not sure what I did this time either.

@.@

should've married that sk8r boi

at least it's canadians sticking with their own trash

Snide would love this.

i was attracted to her as a guilty pleasure sorta deal but I think she's ruined for me now

fuk..had to log in to say this is the my favorite article so far on this site.

"In other news, there is no god."

lol'd

"haha nice recs. im starting to think the mods dont like u"

Yeah I'm going to file a civil suit.

New album Nickelback ft. Avril Lavigne AOTY

well, she won't have to give him any bjs

Imagine the beautiful music their babies will make.

I laughed so hard when I found this out.

"In other news, there is no god"

Laughed even harder at that.

Avril Kroeger

I hope to God she keeps her name

Oh wait there's no God, shiiiiiiiiiiit

Sometimes reality is stranger than fiction.

Kroger > Kroeger

And I hate Kroger.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha



lol

No way in hell is this for real... this is a fucking joke.

Meh, who gives a shit

dev, stop. you're being a douche and nobody likes it. i feel like it's obvious and everyone tells you, but you still do... you

Deviant's behavior is perfectly acceptable you pussy.

whibley must be getting drunk

I lol'd but got sad. She's too hot for him.

both fucking suck, so I don't see how this is not a good match. Although a little strange.











hehe
http://isnickelbacktheworstbandever.tumblr.com

I like the guy from Sum 41 better

lol, behavior being the same as anything near what i'm talking about

Meh, who gives a shit

this isnt ap style

Controlled, you're very new here aren't?

Sum 41 sucks really badly, so I dunno about this.

musta been her skater boi all along

high 5 chad

also yes there is a god. Avril Lavigne is not that attractive and is terrible. Chad Crogeurrrr is... Do I even need to begin? do I? ............. anyways, there would not be a god if say like chad kroger started dating kate bush or something haha

dev is still focusing on skrillex and ellie goulding being together.

im more upset bout chad being off the market

hoping for some kind of collaboration.

lol hilarious write up

"hoping for some kind of collaboration."

theyve already been collaborating

in more ways than one apparently

guys how is this a bad thing? when you have garbage, you throw it on more garbage, not the redwood forest. this will keep the musical gene pool more cleanly

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you have got to be kidding me.

ahaha well fuck

she's always been overrated appearance wise and now it's clear she's dumb as a post. not a huge loss

o rosa.. silly .. I wasn't trying to start no god debate... well,... /I mean ... if .. er... if//... thats .. what you want?


but really I was saying that they both suck so this is a good match. A bad match would be chad kroboat and Marissa Nadler oooor chad krogerboner and kimbra oooorrr chad krogeeeepuff and joni mitchell


anyways..

http://isnickelbacktheworstbandever.tumblr.com

acad is behind this

That would be a pretty swift move, but if chad kroeger knows any better he'll make sure lil b is miles away from the wedding.

the thought of this guy getting married is funny, other than that i don't care

http://www.morphthing.com/showimage/2/fd478a5843ed1358f9fbda2f91c8b08f/0/59360888/chad-kroeger-jpg--Avril-Lavigne.jpeg

look at this hot piece of ass

"They're probably gonna breed and in 15 odd years we're gonna be forced to listen of their offspring"

I can see their kids now.........black eye liner, lion mane hair with purple streaks in it, and douchey ripped baggy jeans.

It all just doesn't mix

Congratulations

lmfao, i thought this was a joke at first

Hahahah. She's doomed. Does she only date Canadian losers?

wat

article is fantastic, news is depressing as fuck

As far as I was concerned she was still married to that Sum 41 chump

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc

Everytime I see the article title I think it's something about Killswitch Engage.

"just imagine him fucking her and try not to gag."

That's exactly what I thought when I saw the article. Couldn't help it. That's why I wanted to kill myself

Fucking LOL at the article.

hahaha nice adam

Sad I'm so late to read the news, but HOLY FUCK.

Poor Whibley still...

Ugh. That's it, just...ugh.

...the fuck Avril...

She should have stayed with Deryck from Sum 41

I would wreck that chick mmm.

this makes sense to me poor deryk tho

He sucked his own dick lol.

They probably have some fucking weird sex.

Shame on you Canada.

He's gonna fuck her so hard.

She was like... 8 when he was 18 :O .

this makes sense to me poor deryk tho

"He's gonna fuck her so hard."

Probably already did

Money

No he didn't because they're not married and you can't until you're married

Canada sucks what's new

Ever seen a mountain?

hahaha.

imagine their duets

I bet they love each other

That's not a skater boy that's a see ya later boy!!!

At least they've been together for years.......

"6 months"


lol wut.

brb revoking my canadian citizenship now

the fuck?

S is for the simple need

E is for the ecstasy

X is just to mark the spot cause that's the one you really want

They're probably gonna breed and in 15 odd years we're gonna be forced to listen to their offspring [2]

Well, she found worse than that Sum 41 guy. Didn't think it was possible.

Now they can make shitty music happily ever after!


...












Just kidding, I honestly don't think this'll last like two months

hey hey you you i don't like my husband no way no way i think i need a new one

I hope they have a baby. And I hope that baby manages to be just as shitty as both his parents combined and takes music to new lows. That would be awesome.

chavril lavouger

Her breasts deserve better.

This is the greatest News of All Time.

epic
though whybley was a better match
and didnt marilyn manson just say some shit about pounding avril too? lol

Im sure their marriage will last a lifetime.

Article is so full of win. The actual news though is fucking awful, this means little nickleback douches running around.

I hope to God she keeps her name [2]

I lol'd so fucking hard at this article

What? I didnt even know they were..... what?

lol canada

"here's to hoping he pulls a chris brown."
I imagine he would be humming nickleback tunes while he does so.

the last sentence pretty much sums up my reaction

How can she love his hair?

flaffy i love your avatar!

Now i know lavigne has low standards, one step closer to pounding the everloving hell out of that ass.

http://i45.tinypic.com/2ptdt7t.jpg


lol

lololololol

this has to at least decently improve the chances of them both dying in a car crash.


it however dramatically improves the chances of them procreating.

Hahahahhaha

"This was pretty weak, even by your standards Andcas

But seriously, I'm surprised that this is such a big deal. Two musicians who are generally regarded at being terrible are getting hitched... big whoop"

excellent. so the river has passed? you'll start being normal again?

Holy shit...

Thought he was gay.

Also thought she was dating Brody Jenner.

Divorce again Avril!!

possibly the funniest news article I have ever read.

wow you fags get so worked up over nothin wo!ahw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For a moment there I thought Sputnik started posting fake funny news articles lol
Jokes aside, this is pretty much the opposite of awesome. We had a similar "freak couple" some time ago here in Portugal, with the vocalist from Moonspell and the girl from The Gift.

OH COME ON THEY'RE JUST MAKING IT WAY TOO EASY NOW

As long as they aren't making any duets I'm fine with it.

"fuk..had to log in to say this is the my favorite article so far on this site."

(2).

by far one of the best-worded "news" items posted on this site in ages.

ps: does anyone know, on a completely unrelated topic, why members' "digs" get double posted?

cos i am digging the album, but not fan-boy digging it.

As long as they aren't making any duets I'm fine with it.

hey hey hey lets not tempt fate now

Shes fucking hot.

Ahaha, I couldn't believe this when I read it..

This won't last long, she's a whore.

well you won't hear chad complaining (I know I wouldn't if I could tap that).

deryck whibley must be the sickest man on earth. i know most people didn't give their most recent album a chance, but a lot of the songs were about his breakup with avril, so this has got to be killing him.

why do people think shes so hot wow low standards!

when you think with your d*ck, the standards take a free fall. Average gets hot (cyuz you bust out
after the deed)

Both of them should just die already.

what the hell hahaha

Clownshoe engages clownshoe. 1/3 the way to full clown!

news is lol

article is lol

There are no words

should've married that sk8r boi [2]

Not funny.

I'm guessing he proposed to her after picking her up from high school.

Whaaat? But us guys here on Sputnik had a realistic chance with dat girl

if she breaks up with him i bet he'll write a whole album about it *shivers*

best article was beethoven unharmed in crash

wow

this news article is amazing

thank you based adam

Oh what? Weeeeirrd.

"if she breaks up with him i bet he'll write a whole album about it *shivers*"

^hahah

epic

Que empires strikes back scene
No. That's not true. That's Impossible!
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooioooo!

Kroeger is taking his hetero act to a whole new level then?

"if she breaks up with him i bet he'll write a whole album about it *shivers*"

that would still only be the 2nd album made about Avril divorcing someone.

This news article is probably my favorite of the year. "bleakest day in Canadian music history".

Be nice, Snide, Taylor's a contributor and a nice guy.

HE WAS A BOY
AND SHE WAS A GIRL
CAN I MAKE IT ANY MORE OBVIOUS

Sorry...too easy.

I'm sure they will be sure to raise their children with a high sense of self-entitlement.

"You have "meme" in your name. Don't even talk. "

Except that it's not sounded "meem" and has no connotations with the word. Get it right.

A shame. But it doesnt matter, it was him or some other random rich douchebag

the marilyn manson scenario was more disturbing

I give this marriage 2 years tops

no longer relevant singer Avril Lavigne

Nickelback is horrible. just horrible music. objectively terrible

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yKPuy3CDoc

^my message to Avril.

haha

Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?

Bahaha I love this article. When I saw this headline all I could think was "Well, that makes sense." One terrible "artist" pairing off with another. Now hopefully they both have their reproduction capabilities removed. Can you imagine the offspring? The horror it would bring upon the world of music in 20 years? Shudder.

the details themselves are completely hilarious, and I have to say this is probably the best news article ever. there was much laughter.

This amuses me

If their children even think of replicating their parents in career choice, I'll be voting for who ever is the most lax on Iran's nuclear weapons production program. Too horrible to bear thinking about