I see what you did thar.

pussy

Hahaha, I love his music, but he deserved every bit of it.

i thought this section was for news, not poorly disguised rants

that said, mayer is a dick

Also, isn't he a bit late? The album came out like over a year ago.

Who's ranting? Not Andcas...

His own fault for being a pedophile

Is andcas the blonde dude on TMZ?

IS HE?

“I think it's abusing your talent to rub your hands together and go, 'Wait till he gets a load of this!' That's bullshit."

With great talent comes great... wait, who were we talking about again?

What the fuck he dated Taylor Swift?

to be fair her music is clearly designed around the effect not the actual music.

whatever john man, cheer up, you fucked taylor swift.

the only way out is to kill himself

You know, back in the early 00's I heard from credible sources that this guy would selectively pick underage girls to take backstage at his concerts. Granted he was in his early 20's at the time, still creepy.

guy's a twat

"When was the song Dear John written?"

Some time in late 2010.

"I kinda agree with him. her lyrics are childish and she plays this innocent role like her shit doesn't stink. I'm not buying she's any different than the rest."

She's taking advantage of how people view her...Can't say I've never done that before.

She lost her virginity to him!? That's probably a damn lie.

"the way she runs through boys I don't see how it stays."

Too true, man.

"/b/ proved that ages ago."

What's /b/?

John Mayer is a dickhole

I don't think it's cheap to write bitter songs about someone that did you wrong. I don't think that's true at all. "Dear John" feels palpable because it's so clearly about a real person, someone you have a notion of. It humanizes Swift (and Mayer, in a weird way).

What a faggot.

I don't think "Dear John" is inherently immature and nor do I think it pretends Swift is guilt-free. Her writing style makes her feel like an innocent girl but if you actually hear her talk you know she's not playing off that persona, it's just the way she writes music. "Dear John" is more angry than anything else, it's a really vulnerable song to write because you know you're opening yourself up to [this kind of] criticism when you write it. And you don't know what happens behind closed doors - just because someone has a terrible "reputation" doesn't mean you can't fall for the act when you see it first-hand, and naivety isn't exactly an abhorrent quality for a person to have.

Andcas...the Chris Chase of sputnik....anybody who follows yahoo sports will get the reference.

What songs are you talking about? Off Fearless, I think there are probably three songs which
revolve around a victim. On Speak Now, maybe 3 again?

Man can do no wrong. Being able to Your Body is a Wonderland can land you some fine pussy and I will
forever love this man for writing that song.

Yeah I bet Taylor Swift is a cunt

Wonder how many abortions she's had.

I can..I have a good time reading them off yahoo even more so here but you are definitely Chris Chaseian in news article respects. No hate, only amusement. Next article you post should be about Tom Brady's latest haircut.

One day a T swift text will leak and it'll be like that Olivia Wilde thing where she was talking about her pussy or whatever.

WHOAAAA SAY WHAT CONCUBINE?

Good stuff andcas, I love your news articles man. Mayer may be a douche but damn he's bedded some fine ladies in his time (although Swift does absolutely nothing for me)

"John Mayer's Swift Humiliation"

ugh

oh yeah I get them mixed up all the time andcas

The comparison is made only because you both post the "hottest" of news articles. Mind you, you're not receiving hate posts by everyone on a given basis like he is.

^he's on his third draft of that comment right now.

That asshole loves posting articles about Tom Brady's haircuts. I mean I guess technically it was a bad comparison, I just felt like hating on Chase tbh for being a irrelevant idiot who posts the most unimportant most superficial news ever. It's funny when he gets all self righteous like those two olympic swimmers that are posing with guns in a gun shop.

great guitar player, shitty dude/songwriter

ps. aubergine stop riding my dick and go kill some jews.
ps. aubergine stop riding my dick
and go kill some jews.
go kill some jews.
kill some jews.

wut.

yeah idk either.

Please, solve this like men. Holmgang. Each of you gets 3 shields and one weapon of your choosing and you fight until the other one is either disarmed or dead.

"Being able to Your Body is a Wonderland can land you some fine pussy"

now a verb.

idc about Mayer or Swift. But I lol'd at the news title since bad puns are cool.

not scrolling up

guessing this is an andcas article

oh who called it

if it seems like it belongs on tmz or in us weekly, it's an andcas article.

kinda jealous he was nailing 19 year old pussy at what, 30 years old?

sounds like kind of a creeper.

how can you be so consistently stupid, aubergine?

i'm just saying if i was 30 i would feel weird fucking a 19 year old.

john mayer is okay but he is no alter bridge

"why would you even post this, it isn't about music, this isn't news, fuck you"

*news article about relatively unknown band's new single is posted*

*two comments*

yeah my hard penis you dickchugger

i can't believe you mother didn't abort you when she had the chance what a cunt wo

did she tell you about how we got drunk when she was pregnant and she took a shit and you came out

talk to doctor mccluskey he did the operation

He's a pretty cool guy.

I thought I got all you Guinea hoods locked up! What the hell are you doing here?

How dare you...my uncle is one of the best in the business at what he does.

We McCluskeys have a rich, historical past how dare you question our integrity and commitment to our work. Only when he drinks too much, which is every night. Fucking Irish...

Seems he always bangs the wrong chicks

Luckily he's never been relevant this side of the pond.

Do not wanna get into that drama, but the song is fucking awesome! One of her best.

m/

Spin delivers as always:

http://www.spin.com/articles/john-mayer-humiliated-taylor-swifts-pitch-perfect-dear-john

Haha lots of people hate on Taylor Swift.


Can't tell if retarted or hate is deserved

“It really humiliated me at a time when I'd already been dressed down. I mean, how would you feel if, at the lowest you've ever been, someone kicked you even lower?"

Yeah that shit happens all the time to people. They call it life. Welcome.