looks like ringo doesnt care either

most useless apology ever?

Beatles trolled the church hard.

Never Gona be as Big as jesus...

10$ to the person who knows that song without google...

a few years too late...

A precious jewel, haha.

Tis by Audio Adrenaline.

Shamelessly googled.

Haven't listened to Audio Adrenaline in years.

well that was a waste of thought and breath.

Go Ringo!

no one stops to realize that John Lennon was right. It probably killed him to half-heartedly repeal a complete and utter truth. In 1966, there were far less people on the planet who believed in Jesus than those who had heard The Beatles' music. The Vatican cried like a bitch because someone more popular was making true evaluations.

So yeah, go fuck yourself Jesus.

if this was facebook i'd "Like" this post

FUCK YEAHHHH

Paul would never have the balls to pull this.

HAHA

Beatles trolled the church hard.

catholics are so lolzy

I believe in God, but the Catholic church and most organised religions have a lot to answer for

"POPE! How do we make them forget about the children we molested??!"

"...we forgive the Beatles."

Well Atmosphere is gonna be bigger than Jesus AND the Beatles. And bigger than guns and cigarettes, no less. So what's Ringo and the Vatican got to say about that.

Starkey is a Satanist lol

Next week: The Vatican forgives Ringo for his shitty songwriting contributions to the Beatles

Don't be an idiot.

Should not those f*cking pederasts at the Vatican be offering explanations and apologies about their most recent instances of pedophilia?

no one stops to realize that John Lennon was right. It probably killed him to half-heartedly repeal a complete and utter truth. In 1966, there were far less people on the planet who believed in Jesus than those who had heard The Beatles' music. The Vatican cried like a bitch because someone more popular was making true evaluations.

So yeah, go fuck yourself Jesus.

ugh i have nothing against catholics or the vatican but why would they even bother saying this

"Why would they even bother saying this" is exactly what i was thinking

The best vatican news this week is that Dawkins has filed a pretty massive suit/case to have Pope Benedict arrested as soon as he steps for in Britain for crimes against humanity.



Sure, it won't really happen, but if it actually did, that backlash would be astronomical.

Beatles are so kvlt

The Church has better scandals to focus on right now.

"POPE! How do we make them forget about the children we molested??!"

"...we forgive the Beatles."

wow, the vatican needs to GTFO, of everything.

Listen to Helter Skelter, it explains the Beatles satanic ways.

exactly why religion blows

@Neb: charles manson would agree

Awesome.

takes 44 years to forgive someone for speaking a single sentence. fucking pathetic.
isnt the christian religion supposed to be about forgiveness and loving thy neighbor?

haha this made my day.
and to my best knowledge an apology is the opposite of forgiveness
its more like the church are asking for an apology by saying "we forgive you". which is irrational at this point

fuck apolgies stand by your word...

^He's got a point. I'm a big believer in being able to change your mind, but the Church steadfastedly refuse to do that on so many things that they might as well keep it going on all fronts.

isnt the christian religion supposed to be about forgiveness and loving thy neighbor?

I agree with eclectic, this was bound to happen sooner or later...being a Catholic I believe the church has much to work on, however, there is never anything in the media about what the church has already done or the progress it has made against the pedophiles, in yet there is plenty of it..it only takes some to ruin it all for the rest I suppose

^^as sad as that might be its true, i think some of the heat the church takes now a days is unfair (except for pedophillia) and its part of a sorth of witch hunt they're the target of thanks to all the shit they did in the past

Lmao, Audio Adrenaline. I must've been eight last time I listened to them.

Um, the pope claimed people in africa shouldn't wear condoms to prevent the spread of AIDs. No organisation that supports that sort of thing deserves anything less than heat.

@ cap: talking out of your ass is no reason to be held responsible for the aids epidemic

The Beatles suck anyways, so I'm not even gonna get into this one...

Christianity preaches that only God can judge and forgive yet the Vatican has judged and "forgiven" John Lennon. I hope that everyone sees the hypocrisy in this.

@Nikkolae, I wasn't saying they should be held responsible. I'm saying they don't deserve to be held in a good light.

It's a conspiracy, maaaaaaannn...

Ringo just earned about a million bad ass points.

either way i will always see ringo as an overhyped drummer. he called himself the greatest drummer of all time. HA.
and chuck norris can play the motherfuckin oboe too

hey I can take newspaper clippings and talk about the Church too! This was silly, also the strange thing about this is that Lennon never really said that in the first place. It was taken out of context by the magazine (or radio-show?) I mean he said it, but it was more like, "some of our fans are just insane, they act like we're bigger than Jesus."

Also:

Lisa: You didn't make the same mistake as the Beatles and say you were bigger than Jesus?
Homer: It was the title of our next album.

Why is it silly? If some one says something about me, it's not silly to comment on it, I don't care if it is a news paper clipping.

Chuck Norris can play anything, because he is Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is so tough, he plays None so Vile on 11 on his stereo to fall asleep.

i've never heard of jesus or the beatles before. i'm 12 and what is this.

ubrn2ubrn'd

The Catholic Church should be apologizing for being primarily responsible for the AIDS situation in Africa.

Don't be an idiot.

I thought Ringo was dead.

nah. 2 down, 2 to go.

C'mon, Ringo isn't bad, but he certainly isn't that good either. Maybe he can play drums awesome, we don't know. Just because he plays the same beat over and over again doesn't mean he can't do anything else.

point proven. ringo's badass.

Whoa, why is this titled Ringo Rejects Vatican Apology? I can see no apology mentioned in this article, an apology and forgiving someone is far different. Hence Ringo's response, he probably doesn't feel like there is anything to be forgiven for. I'd also like to add that the Roman Catholic Church has over 1 billion members, and is one of the largest, if not the largest, organizations in the world. It's hard to deal with stuff when you're that large, like putting an end to pedophilia.

And that AIDS thing was taken way out of context by Captain North, it was that they wanted abstinence promoted instead, it fits their doctrine that way, and would be the most effective solution, also extremely unlikely.

And I just wanted to add for Dev518, we as people are also taught to forgive one another and love one another, the Catholic Church took the Jesus comment as a personal insult against there beliefs and saviour, hence the need for them to forgive the Beatles for the comment and why their music is also lovingly praised in the article.

I can see no apology mentioned in this article, an apology and forgiving someone is far different.

It's hard to deal with stuff when you're that large, like putting an end to pedophilia.

oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit