they could honestly just duct tape a mic to a rabid raccoon's head and place a deep v-neck on it and get the same effect they do on the record.

According to wikipedia, Jonathon Mess claims to be the new singer on his twitter.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attack_Attack!#2009-Present

crabcore will never be the same

tis a sad day indeed...

NO!

CRAB PEOPLE!!!!!!! Its pretty fucked when a band member bails before a major tour. Then again it's Attack Attack I dont care this time.

I hope he didn't take that guys autotuner with him.

Why would you pay good money to see these talentless pricks?

They need to dress up another crab people in the underground salon to look like real people again.

YOU NEVAR SAID THIS WOULD BE EASAYYYY


Man.Fuck this band.

I'm watching the Stick Stickly video now as a tribute.

They've produced some of the worst music i've ever heard. thats the kindest thing i can say about them

I can say a much kinder thing about them: They aren't nearly as bad as brokencyde.

[img]http://pokedream.com/pokerep/images/sugimori/098.jpg[/img]

this guy would be more than happy to fill in.

bloc, your avatar rules.

This news does not make me sad or happy or anything...I just don't care

^It really does. Makes "romp" noise.

Edit: at Ricven

sucks for band, but haha attack attack! lol

BLARGG!

Those little bastards have cost me more lives than I'd like to admit.

Will the new singer drop the autotune? If so this band may actually be one step above absolutely horrid.

singer being subjective here, of course

singer or screamer? thats what I'm confused about here

ZOMG he wuz da best autotewn singer evar

Hmmm...Craig Owens needs a job

jon mess!

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/2159/jellyfishu.jpg

ew ownes would make this band even more laughable

^
lol that's all that I could hope for

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE BAND OF MY DREAMS IS RUINED!1!1!1

in all seriousness, LOL @ jon mess joining this band

luv the avatar bro.
and yeah when i tihnk about it, why not have another soulja boy-esque figure in music

What a crab day for them...

Geddit?

Craig Owens

Oli Shites

OMG OLI SYKES!!!

now if they'd lose the rest of their band and just call it quits that would be grand

wheres craig owens when u actually need him

wheres craig owens when u actually need him

jonathan, your life is a mess

Almost,

Running Man is running away

If they lost him they should look under the couch cushions, I always lose my keys there.

stfu

I want to slit your throat with the knife you left in my back

and nothing of value was lost

hahaha guy was a twat anyway

singer got out white he still could.

im gonna cry if jon mess joined this band, i dont think its true

^ he didnt join though

good. fucking terrible band.

They really aren't that bad. This kinda sucks for them, but it won't be too hard to find a replacement who is as good as whoever left.

hot bitches like Attack Attack.
I don't

good. crap band is crap

I'm actually the new singer, the requirements were just a v-neck and very little singing ability.

LOL at your comments

1st Sky Eats Airplane lose their singer (again), then Chiodos, now AA!

I see a pattern!

STFU

NO U

Lick my butt

Ooo you're such a kinky whore

Lemme peepee on u

Nope I'm not into that, contact R. Kelly he'll join you in a heatbeat

R Kelly would be awesome in this band.

Will they ever find another human who can sing with autotune?

Everyone is misinformed. AA's SCREAMER has left the band, not the singer.
I honestly see this as a positive because Nick was a sad replacement for Austin. Anybody will be better than him.

Here lies a sad day for crab-core.

So anyone up for Taco Bell?

And for the record, yes Attack Attack! is quite horrendous, but Brokencyde and Breathe Carolina somehow seem to pass them by leaps and bounds.

Sad, yes, I know.

Oh the screamer left? Eh he blew too, but knowing these guys they'll just recruit another generic replacement.

I love how everyone comes to comment on how much they don't care that he's gone, the irony

i dont care that hes gone so much

apparently jon mess (old screamer for dgd) is replacing him for now. thats good in my opinion

So much for crabbing all the way to the bank...

[IMG]http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii47/drivinsouth/crabcashcore-1.jpg[/IMG]

mayzdrummer, i can bet my life hes not joining the band. he put up a sarcastic twitter saying "i joined attack attack ftw". does that seem serious?

im pretty sure hes not. hes got lymes disease i think. which is pretty hard to tour which is why he left DGD. plus, i think hes got a little more self respect than that

news makes me crabby

^haha that is awesome^

im getting tired of the crabcore jokes. im starting to hate these guys.

*just now* starting to hate them?

I can see why you would dislike them but I don't understand why everyone hates them with such ferocity. I mean I'm not a fan but you guys are delighting in their misfortune...

yeah because they fucking suck

Delighting in shitty bands misfortune is as much of a part of this site as forum jerking over Miley Cyrus lol.

"news makes me crabby"
I rofl'd at that

Why is it that there are like a million avatarless whores with 8 comments roaming around the news? FUCK OFF!

I'm avatarless to stick it to the man

yeah but you've been here a while

True, I avoided getting banned by not making attention whore list.

good for you

Zip can haz butthurt. :o

Someone rang?