parksungjoon
07.17.23 | discuss |
ToSmokMuzyki
07.17.23 | *fart* |
Purpl3Spartan
07.17.23 | 42 |
kkarron
07.17.23 | big dick noise/outsider music list this |
parksungjoon
07.17.23 | idk about that
im just lookin 4 pplz thoughts |
chemicalmarriage
07.17.23 | So we can jerk each other off on sputnik! |
CugnoBrasso
07.17.23 | being able to brag about my superior taste + getting laid |
FrozenFirebug
07.17.23 | basic point: sounds cool
emotional point: squiggly air makes you feel things maybe?
practical point: it's a tool to assist memory
abstract point: makes pretty shapes in brain
true point: to engage in meaningless tribalism over + shitpost on the internet about, thus sating humanity's misguided desires for endless conflict and identifying with various groups and subcultures who absolutely /have/ to be opposed to each other because we are all mentally challenged on an intrinsic instinctive level and don't want to improve because that'd mean actually doing stuff that matters
truest point: to invariably birth limp bizkit |
Jasdevi087
07.17.23 | so that you can rate it tbh |
parksungjoon
07.17.23 | what is the point of rating then |
dedex
07.17.23 | am just vibing |
Pheromone
07.17.23 | big beats are the best get high all the time |
Jasdevi087
07.17.23 | "what is the point of rating then"
gets you to listen to music |
Emim
07.17.23 | A scale with which to judge each other by |
Demon of the Fall
07.17.23 | listen > rate (remember to adjust for teh optics > shitpost
apparently you don't actually need to do the first part |
Tundra
07.17.23 | imagine deleting comments lolol |
bellovddd
07.17.23 | here is the point of music
*point* |
robertsona
07.17.23 | bangers and big tunes |
Egarran
07.17.23 | >sating humanity's misguided desires for endless conflict and identifying with various groups and subcultures who absolutely /have/ to be opposed to each other because we are all mentally challenged on an intrinsic instinctive level and don't want to improve because that'd mean actually doing stuff that matters
So hard right now.
Also, evolutionary point: Playing an instrument demonstrates to potential mates that your brain works and you have the patience and tenacity to stick with something until you become proficient - but most importantly it displays a certain level of manual dexterity ^^ |
Jasdevi087
07.17.23 | or it can also display that you're a huge fucking dorky nerd that needs to give me your lunch money |
MeatSalad
07.17.23 | Drowning out the noise of strangers on public transit
And brain stimulation via art I GUESS |
Egarran
07.17.23 | Jas that sounds like something a giant sloth would say. |
Jasdevi087
07.17.23 | giant sloths are famous for their language patterns affecting caricatures of american high school bullies from 90s films |
DoofDoof
07.17.23 | It’s more: what’s the point of everything other than music |
Demon of the Fall
07.17.23 | providing the illusion your pitiful existence has meaning? |
Dedes
07.17.23 | The point to listening to music is to give me more fodder to belittle others with |
MO
07.17.23 | finding the next riff |
ffs
07.17.23 | to hear the voice of god and weep at its beauty, then rate it 3.5/5 |
SMOKEDOPE
07.17.23 | scam humans out of money and time spent doing useful things, like all media forms current day |
pizzamachine
07.17.23 | To destroy my hearing |
Groundking
07.17.23 | To get fucked up too |
SMOKEDOPE
07.17.23 | word life brother |
JohnnyoftheWell
07.17.23 | rym-ass list appropriate to the lvl of dissociation required to pose this question |
Jots
07.17.23 | the point is to list is digs and to m/ |
cylinder
07.17.23 | Idk, fuckin sweet list tho |
DadKungFu
07.17.23 | park add some waif-like japanese glitch chick so johnny can give this list the acclaim it deserves |
ArsMoriendi
07.17.23 | First of all great list
Thinking Fellers, Coil, Red Krayola, Comus and Joe Meek! (And obviously Zappa and Beefheart!) rule
Second of all: music has many applications, but I think the common root is that it exists for the same reason as all art: to help us understand the world around us, in terms of how it emotionally affects us, how it brings us together, how it can reflect on the world etc
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Mort.
07.17.23 | to spin kick a fucking nerd in the pit |
twlight
07.17.23 | Historically, to get over trifling hoes |
JohnnyoftheWell
07.17.23 | there are good albums on this list it does not need more good albums
but it does need to seem like it has seen sunlight at some point in the last 6 months. exactly the kind of joyless combination of hallowed cult classics where any individual goodness is trumped by collective snobbiness harvey will be proud
this is not the point in music |
JohnnyoftheWell
07.17.23 | unless this is an ironic gesture at how no-one enjoying a healthy intuitive relationship with whatever the fuq the Point is would ever play to optics hard enough to set this many of these records next to each other, in which case gg
EDIT: oh gawd i have just realised what this is in reference to. sorry park, i should never have doubted you (boyd rice on a parklist would be an impossible low i am ashamed) - 10/10 play this is hilarious |
twlight
07.17.23 | Point taken, it doesn't matter. |
Kompys2000
07.17.23 | Anyone who's like seriously interested in this stuff, I'm reading a book right now called The Art Instinct that investigates a handful of intersections between anthropology and evolutionary psychology, the first chapter is about how researchers asked like a hundred thousand people all over the world what kind of a landscape they should paint and got pretty consistent results across all demos. Highly recommended, will probably make a few rambling comments badly misquoting it later in the year
Or uhh to spin kick a fucking nerd in the pit [2] |
twlight
07.17.23 | Was it a generic sunset with possibly some hills or and ocean below? |
Kompys2000
07.17.23 | Not entirely convinced parks didn't make this list for the express purpose of baiting johnny into armchair psychologizing it |
Kompys2000
07.17.23 | @twilight nope, more of a grassy lakeside |
JohnnyoftheWell
07.17.23 | kompys' psychologist deals exclusively in the realm of backless stools lfg |
robertsona
07.17.23 | My ex gave me the art instinct but I never read it 😈 |
Kusangii
07.17.23 | To feel something, obviously |
GhandhiLion
07.17.23 | This list is partly a reference to the Merzbow copypasta. |
GhandhiLion
07.17.23 | Oh he realised. Good game
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Mongi123
07.17.23 | To FEEEEEL something when you’re dead inside |
MoM
07.17.23 | 1.) The Gasolina music video
2.) For Sean Paul to get his temperature right
3.) TikToks
4.) Spotify Wrapped |
Egarran
07.17.23 | They say that optics are important when you're trying to escape your own mediocrity.
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JohnnyoftheWell
07.17.23 | earnest contribution um music started as communitarian all-in for ritualised and/or celebrative occasions, tapered into a specialised craft for a(n often) marginalised pocket of specific communities, with its ritual qualities preserved at court and devotional levels, found its situational raison d'etre suddenly expanded with the advent of mass media, and is now largely a product made and bought according to the emotional needs of whoever the hell cares there used to be discrete points to it now there are many many points to it damn
@ghandhi no partly in it bb |
Mort.
07.17.23 | Johnny pls learn grammar fanks |
GhandhiLion
07.17.23 | That's about right yeah.
Ah it's every single artist. I thought there was more. |
JohnnyoftheWell
07.17.23 | grammar is literally my trade
it is amazing that it irons out so close to a square 100 artists. seems a lot neater and slightly less obnoxious outside of that thicc wall of text |
Mort.
07.17.23 | grammar is literally your trade? you need to be better at it here tho because your musings, while interesting, are so annoyingly cobbled together its fucking effort to parse them (as you fully well know and seem to revel in) |
anode
07.17.23 | for the listener: something abstract to attach to emotionally
for the musician: personal expression (ideally) |
DadKungFu
07.17.23 | There's enough of a social capital component to musical consumption to say that collective snobbiness does have its place, most prominently in those horrifying corners of nerd culture where consumption of the "right" product in the "right" way translates to social capital within the social group ie (let's face it) this site |
IsisScript80
07.17.23 | The point of music is... errm... I suppose it's a means of divining some sense of meaning, pleasure, connection or tool for navigating through life.
It's primal... as in, it's literally the first external thing that babies appear to react to in the womb. Powerful stuff.
In terms of this site and what's being talked about towards the bottom end of this thread, it does inspire a need culture (like basically all general things in culture). That's fine... places like this are for the most part, an enjoyable diversion discussing things you like with people (on some level) vaguely like minded, and learning about new things re. the topic. Obviously it can be toxic fuckery too, but that's people and Internet. |
Sniff
07.17.23 | to go ahrd m/ |
twlight
07.17.23 | Music is what you make it. I think it's one of the last true fuck it art forms. If you wanna listen, great. If not, fuck right off |
ToSmokMuzyki
07.17.23 | makes my balls swell |
parksungjoon
07.17.23 | >(boyd rice on a parklist would be an impossible low i am ashamed)
more than sotos? i actually think pagan muzak is ok, like a 2.8 |
parksungjoon
07.17.23 | @kompys
evo psych is a pretty big red flag. what do you make of the book so far |
Hyperion1001
07.17.23 | i use it to avoid any chance of having thoughts |
parksungjoon
07.17.23 | what works best for that |
anode
07.17.23 | Alcohol |
Koris
07.17.23 | to think and to feel |
parksungjoon
07.17.23 | >imagine deleting comments lolol
i have not deleted a single comment btw |
MoM
07.17.23 | Music is just the artists making memes about themselves and the listener tries to understand the meme so that they can flex it |
Demon of the Fall
07.17.23 | Yeah, in all seriousness music is by far the best medicine for dissociating or getting out of my own damn head - so what Hype said. I’d rather focus on that than all the other bollocks going on in the world
occasionally it doesn’t work, but that’s usually a sign the music ain’t all that |
parksungjoon
07.17.23 | i have fixed the entry for 41, my bad |
Demon of the Fall
07.17.23 | alcohol works, but realistically you can’t always be intoxicated |
Deez
07.17.23 | Generally to stop me killing every single person around me..or myself. |
ToSmokMuzyki
07.17.23 | i do like me some meme music ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
parksungjoon
07.17.23 | im surprised no one so far said the point is to smok muzyki |
DavidYowi
07.17.23 | Ignore this i fucked up
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anode
07.17.23 | And it doesnt really work. Try not thinking during the comedown of a binge lol |
DavidYowi
07.17.23 | Sometime before my life ends I want to put out an album, and everytime I sit down to write a song I think about what I would get out it being released to the world. When I think about my favorite records, there’s this feeling of something in my mind clicking into place, not necessarily that I “feel seen” but that it speaks to something I’ve been looking for that my brain has trouble fully articulating. This applies to art in general, but that clicking sensation is what I get out of music, and if I ever release an album I want to invoke that sensation out of someone. |
parksungjoon
07.17.23 | thats pretty cool actually
any idea what kind of music youd like to make? |
DocSportello
07.17.23 | Funny how airports transmit sound, an endless impasto of humming voices footsteps music engines tearingthroughtheyonder, and indeed at times you’re drawn into a layer, implicated in the rite of passage, a chance conversation or voyeuristic act of witness, and feel at one with the pulse of time; but just as often, these sounds belong to no one in particular, are remote, interstellar, a mere trans-spatial echo of your mind’s own private broadcast. Mandatory navel-gazing |
parksungjoon
07.17.23 | i mean thats a brian eno review if ive ever seen one |
DocSportello
07.17.23 | music help me sleep |
parksungjoon
07.17.23 | im still surprised i dont remember you from back in the day |
DavidYowi
07.17.23 | “any idea what kind of music youd like to make?“
Uhhhh some kind of death metal/mathcore hybrid with weird synths in the background |
parksungjoon
07.17.23 | that has potential for sure |
DocSportello
07.17.23 | @park I was very young and paranoid and kept a distance . . . some users scared me. I’m a pretty shy boi |
ToSmokMuzyki
07.17.23 | how about just death metal w some ahrd synths ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
mechamagica
07.17.23 | to express one's inner truth in the most honest way possible and hear others do the same |
Havey
07.17.23 | to feel (broke)
to imagine (woke)
to become (bespoke) |
parksungjoon
07.17.23 | congrats harvey youre getting put on the bcd spot |
Sharenge
07.17.23 | his name is Havey you absolute monster |
Egarran
07.17.23 | If you meet someone who wonders how the pyramids were built, just show them this list. |
DadKungFu
07.17.23 | imitatio Dei |
PotsyTater
07.17.23 | How’s your retirement going today |
parksungjoon
07.18.23 | it was going way better before the weather decided to sear us |
Scoot
07.18.23 | safer form of escapism than drugs |
parksungjoon
07.18.23 | i feel ya |
bloc
07.18.23 | It's a universal language in a way. You can understand a culture or region by listening to some local songs if you're an outsider |
ToSmokMuzyki
07.18.23 | it is a manipulation of the otherwise mundane and purely functional physical reality of soundwaves |
parksungjoon
07.18.23 | true |
Colton7
07.18.23 | music and art in general can be used for instant entertainment but also provide meaning to life by presenting certain thoughts/emotions/energies in a context real day to day life never can |
ArsMoriendi
07.18.23 | You’re up to Colton 7 now? damn |
ToSmokMuzyki
07.18.23 | colton revamping his sput attack plan by invading with 1000 accounts |
bighubbabuddha
07.19.23 | To eat poop to |
parksungjoon
07.19.23 | ILY03/28/22 01:18 GMT
This is the equivalent of Facebook not having a thumbs-down button.
Tons of users abuse five-star ratings but presumably the site owners see nothing wrong with that.
Orwellian absurdity. |
evilford
07.19.23 | Riffs |
robertsona
07.19.23 | music walked so coltonmusic could run |
parksungjoon
07.19.23 | agreed |
Storm In A Teacup
07.21.23 | To help one exist in the present more positively. |
parksungjoon
07.23.23 | still accepting answers |
ffs
07.23.23 | government psyop to keep us docile |
Squiggly
01.16.24 | are we sure music actually exists or is it just a figment of our imaginatioins |
pizzamachine
01.16.24 | Fuck music it fucked my mom |
Colton
01.16.24 | title is true and based and real |
ToSmokMuzyki
01.16.24 | nice bump |
cylinder
01.16.24 | So how did the copypasta start? Was it like someone asked them “what artists do you like” and they replied with this long list? |
CaliggyJack
01.16.24 | To remind us that Fughazi still slays |
Egarran
01.16.24 | >sating humanity's misguided desires for endless conflict and identifying with various groups and subcultures who absolutely /have/ to be opposed to each other because we are all mentally challenged on an intrinsic instinctive level and don't want to improve because that'd mean actually doing stuff that matters |
FowlKrietzsche
03.27.24 | To give my lil monkey brain a bump of dopamine |