I still think that prog rock is dying every year because of people like you.

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  • man I feel called out by your new nicknamedead to the ground lol
    January 25 01:10 PM
  • DivergentThinking Just got out to Iwakuni back in November... and then I had to be quarantined in the barracks for two weeks because of COVID protocol. I was so restless the last week of the quarantine, lol... but luckily I?m still allowed to go out in the town as long as I wear my mask and adhere to the COVID guidelines. So I?ve still been able to go to a bunch of great conveyor belt sushi and yakiniku places, as well as some pretty kickass record stores :]
    January 24 10:48 AM
  • Lord(e)Po)))ts ghostb1rd go stick your slimy little red rocket in an electrical outlet
    January 23 03:40 AM
  • ghostwopassword I mean I was stating a fact not asking for input
    January 23 03:36 AM
  • Lord(e)Po)))ts lul
    January 23 03:35 AM
  • ghostwopassword You and pots are retarded fr
    January 23 03:34 AM
  • Lord(e)Po)))ts ghostb1rd you dingus
    January 23 03:32 AM
  • Lord(e)Po)))ts what?
    January 23 03:28 AM
  • ghostwopassword I need assurances before I make the investment.
    January 23 03:28 AM
  • ghostwopassword 02.10.1992. I have seniority over your weeb ass.
    January 23 03:25 AM
  • ghostwopassword You act as tho this isn't verifiably my god-given birthright.
    January 23 03:17 AM
  • ghostwopassword wdym
    January 23 03:14 AM
  • ghostwopassword If I write the real Ashnikko review will you give me the flag?
    January 23 03:10 AM
  • Pheromone
    January 22 05:37 PM
  • DivergentThinking Hey, so word on the street (the word meaning Dewinged) is that you're in Japan! I live in Japan too these days (stationed in Iwakuni)... maybe once Covid's died down a bit we can all chill at some point :]
    January 22 04:43 AM
  • JesperL jonathan of well do you have any idea what to make of this please help
    January 21 07:03 PM
  • Lord(e)Po)))ts Genuine 5
    January 21 06:41 PM
  • Lord(e)Po)))ts
    January 21 05:06 AM
  • Lord(e)Po)))ts lol
    January 20 10:41 PM
  • Lord(e)Po)))ts cobrah - icon
    January 19 11:46 PM
  • Lord(e)Po)))ts Ok but am I gonna be able to tell this is a meme or am I gonna be like "this is just the kind of s*** johnny jams every day"
    January 19 06:27 AM
  • Lord(e)Po)))ts Whats the next good meme that sputnik will ruin for us
    January 19 06:07 AM
  • neekafat it is dead
    January 18 04:26 PM
  • LeddSledd I still think that prog rock is dying every year because of people like you.
    January 17 04:55 AM
  • LeddSledd that nick is righteous
    January 17 04:40 AM
  • CharlotteOfTheMone actually might jam Sunbather
    January 17 01:36 AM
  • CharlotteOfTheMone lowered 7 of their averages for ya
    January 17 01:24 AM
    January 17 12:03 AM
  • Flugmorph slow and what?
    January 16 06:14 PM
  • Flugmorph hows the discord server thriving
    January 16 05:33 PM
  • CarlMarks cc pls:
    January 16 09:37 AM
  • Lord(e)Po)))ts It's finally here...
    January 15 08:52 PM
  • someone this don't slack it off bruv
    January 15 03:00 PM
  • theBoneyKing Check Pinback
    January 15 03:40 AM
  • Pheromone you are my hero thank u and also i like how pretty boys is basically just a glitch remix version of that one broken social scene song about being teen girl
    January 14 01:20 PM
  • Pheromone id give reverie another listen but ive resigned myself to listening to pocky boy all day i will be the pocky boy
    January 14 01:16 PM
  • Pheromone omg jonwell pocky boy is the best thing you've ever shown me i am in love
    January 14 12:49 PM
  • Pheromone sorry that paste was meant to be serotonin ii
    January 14 12:44 PM
  • Pheromone oh dw im actually listening to now and quite enjoying it, very chill n lovely
    January 14 12:44 PM
  • Pheromone i dont skip albums bro; i soak them in, bathe in them, and then 3 them
    January 14 12:41 PM
  • Pheromone serotonin ii is 41 minutes long - that is more than the frame i gave u
    January 14 12:32 PM
  • Trifolium Oh oh OH! Good you should hear it I need to hear your opinion, you're the only one I know that cares enough about them. Well, and some people from the threads of course.
    January 14 06:49 AM
  • Lord(e)Po)))ts How are my edits not weighted more heavily than other peoples?
    January 14 04:14 AM
  • Lord(e)Po)))ts Looking at the edit list on her page it looks like it was some ****ing nobody ass italian user too im actually livid rn
    January 14 04:14 AM
  • Lord(e)Po)))ts who the **** edited myss keta's discog into lowercase
    January 14 12:37 AM
  • Polvo ya, just like the band. Actually one of my first love, years ago.
    January 13 10:26 PM
  • Pheromone this was the next video rec omedned after sweet child of mine
    January 13 03:44 PM
  • Pheromone that cover of sweet child of mine ;_; and the satan ritual band look like people that hang out outside my local odeon and blast asking alexandira
    January 13 03:43 PM
  • Trifolium Ideas on The Gathering's Black Light District EP?
    January 13 09:14 AM
  • dedex oh yah lol that was the obnoxious-yet-im-vibing tune
    January 12 04:19 PM
  • dedex don't know the gal but my curiosity is def piqued ahrd
    January 12 04:17 PM
  • dedex ok consider me intrigued
    January 12 04:12 PM
  • Pheromone i just made a tea sleep is not on the agenda. i do love falling asleep to those sort of albums though. give me something that wont increase my indie rock or alternative rock pie chart
    January 12 10:36 AM
  • Pheromone give me something to listen to around the 30-40 min range will listen to fus***shus aos when im running on more sleep
    January 12 10:32 AM
  • Demon of the Fall I replied twice to the thread and not even Dewi turned up. Talking to myself. P.S. I put
    January 10 04:14 PM
  • Demon of the Fall The Dark Third
    January 10 03:59 PM
  • Pikazilla Second half gave me big castlevania vibes, but the opening riff made me laugh out loud. I'm sorry haha! I think if you ditched the low-tuned guitars (???) and just stuck to the lead keyboard bits, you'd be onto something really good : )
    January 10 06:02 AM
  • Pheromone
    January 9 10:08 PM
  • lz41 Thank you for your EP reccs - absolutely loved Oceansize and O'Brother and am continuing to work through your other reccs
    January 8 10:49 PM
  • BenThatsMyJamin Nah I was just a bit annoyed that Phoebe and charli xcx were still on the front page for some reason (definitely not merit), but now that you mention it here is something right up your street:
    January 8 06:19 PM
  • Pheromone to be honest i have only heard that i am a poser
    January 8 04:53 PM
  • Pheromone wtf how do you not have any wilco rated
    January 8 04:52 PM
  • BenThatsMyJamin ouchie
    January 7 03:47 PM
  • BenThatsMyJamin I basically only listen to 70s music sorry idk any new releases
    January 7 02:50 PM
  • BenThatsMyJamin a new attitude by the sounds of it young man
    January 7 01:35 PM
  • BenThatsMyJamin dear staff for my birthday I would like cool new music on the front page instead of middling albums from early 2020 is that too much to ask
    January 7 01:25 PM
  • IntriguingSergei
    January 6 11:32 AM
  • Pheromone depends how you are feeling, if you are weak and depressed then unless you wanna masochistically wallow in it than maybe dont go for grave of the fireflies
    January 4 01:49 PM
  • Pheromone it had to be done, might even try to fit a dry feb into that equation too but we will see - i am sure you can fit ghibli in after, a bit of grave of the fireflies on a monday eve mm
    January 4 01:31 PM
  • Pheromone i am trying to do dry jan so will not be joining you - that sharon album is good for bigsadwine time tho
    January 4 01:28 PM
  • Trifolium Yeah I have, I even own a copy of it. I'm not too sure about it though. Their other records are so good that I'm hesitant towards the side-stuff for some reason. Have you heard Black Light District? Really loved that one.
    January 4 06:53 AM
  • porcupinetheater BB, Thumpermonkey. Kind of Oceansize-y. Not as good, mind, but most of ThumbMonk's records are like barely half an hour long, and are definitely at least half as good as Oceansize, if youre into mathematic arguments. We Bake Our Bread Beneath Her Holy Fire is what the kids call - tight
    January 3 10:08 AM
  • Pheromone kind of weird question to be asking at what is midnight for me but how big is gaki no tsukai in Japan? Used to love that show
    January 3 12:01 AM
  • parksungjoon that aside i have a favour to ask
    January 2 05:23 PM
  • parksungjoon this really the kids song? lol
    January 2 03:59 AM
  • Lord(e)Po)))ts i got glitter on my clit cuz im a shiny shiny bitch
    January 1 10:34 PM
  • ieatbabies795 I just put up my first review for that Quicksand record :)
    December 30 07:42 PM
  • Lord(e)Po)))ts So "puttana di paese" pretty much?
    December 29 01:59 AM
  • Lord(e)Po)))ts how do you say "basic hoe" in italian
    December 29 01:28 AM
  • Lucman It has been done.
    December 27 12:56 AM
  • Lucman I've got me list set in stone. Tell me where and off it'll go.
    December 25 07:39 AM
  • Pheromone i got it done and posted and now i am no longer dramatic - merry christmas johnny x
    December 25 05:36 AM
  • Pheromone this list is bad you are bad christmas is bad
    December 24 01:30 PM
  • lilliline Hello Johnny Hugh Puddle, I left your very chill j-music discord a while back, but now I want back in! Could you shoot me an invite?
    December 23 06:45 PM
  • GhandhiLion M lady
    December 23 04:50 AM
  • Pheromone johnny i would like to make a complaint - my darling article has VANISHED
    December 21 08:09 PM
  • Pheromone total depravity thread now
    December 21 09:18 AM
  • Pheromone prank me and purge all my comments down to 0 - I think i'll just try and crack down and get it done while i have the next few days off. It's a less demanding lil project than your top 100
    December 20 10:36 PM
  • siIverspawn Maybe? But the truth is, that Review of PM II took me a really long time, so if I did, it would only be out after the hype has died down.And man, that album would be hard to review properly. There's so much happening.
    December 20 10:08 PM
  • Pheromone Johnny, ive had a disaster - im 98 comments away from 10k and was gonna release a list I was working on. Only, I haven't worked on it for about 2 months and it's about 500 comments away from being finished. advise me
    December 20 01:05 PM
  • Trifolium By the way a 3.5 for Archaeopteryx isn't too bad! It's kind of nice isn't it?
    December 20 11:23 AM
  • Trifolium Hahaha I don't even remember which ones to be honest! The s/t and Trace perhaps? I'd better sort that out soon, this confusion is unacceptable!
    December 20 11:23 AM
  • Trifolium Oooooh nice I loved the albums that I've heard by them. Would be great music to review an article to, which is exactly what I'm doing today.
    December 20 09:41 AM
  • Pheromone how about a slash in the lido instead haha
    December 18 09:49 AM
  • Pheromone nah honestly bro I have a couple bacon hair chicks w your name on
    December 18 09:42 AM
  • Pheromone meet on habbo hotel at 1600 im tryna secure a throne
    December 17 10:53 PM
  • Lord(e)Po)))ts Someone just claimed the title of second best staff
    December 17 06:22 PM
  • unclereich
    December 17 12:07 AM
  • Pheromone
    December 15 03:20 PM
  • Pheromone sounds like those FOOLS are stealing the fun i got you bb
    December 15 01:00 PM
  • Pheromone oh god, how did that old advert go? something like, you wouldn't steal a car, you wouldn't steal a bag, you wouldn't download a child
    December 15 12:54 PM
  • Pheromone would prefer an ancient mew if you have those connections
    December 15 12:51 PM
  • Pheromone wow im starting to think you might actually be a weeb
    December 15 10:17 AM
  • Pheromone like for a rate out of 10
    December 15 10:14 AM
  • parksungjoon think theres a good chance you'll love it
    December 14 09:43 AM
  • parksungjoon anyway still waiting for a review of that spotify album i linked :]
    December 14 09:41 AM
  • parksungjoon just wanted to test something
    December 14 09:25 AM
  • parksungjoon oh nvm an opportunity presented itself
    December 14 09:23 AM
  • Lucman So yeah.... that album was alright, I guess.
    December 11 03:05 AM
  • Lucman Hasn't got the highs of TBH? Then tell me what is this AMAZING opener I am hearing lol
    December 11 02:00 AM
  • Jots dunno if I?ll have time ngl
    December 9 11:11 AM
  • Jots Wines is also voting for it so yeah I think I?ll place it a bit higher so it has a chance
    December 8 11:38 AM
  • Jots I know whatever my #1 pick is will at least barely make it on. So I could possibly put Hole at #2 or #3, and if you also ranked it highly then it might also scrape by onto the list
    December 8 11:35 AM
  • Jots tbh I don?t know. I could possibly ?vote strategically? to ensure at least one of my picks even makes it on the year end list lol because I know most won?t
    December 8 11:34 AM
  • Colton Well I?m glad you still have faith in me. I guess we?ll see
    December 8 08:58 AM
  • Colton Delete the Polvo albums? I would if I could
    December 8 08:46 AM
  • Pheromone im a man of surprises now adays - ok thanks will listen to that phoebe ep again
    December 8 06:59 AM
  • Pheromone don't say bed to me rn im two coffees deep n kinda hungover n oh god i want bedbedbedbedbed - which one would I like more ?
    December 8 06:54 AM
  • Pheromone you talking tortoise to me ?stereolab kind of good idea but i settled for carissa's wierd, too late loser !
    December 8 06:49 AM
  • rellik009 Oh the band! I'll czech
    December 8 06:39 AM
  • Pheromone woke up at 6:30 to finish a uni presentation i have to do at 9 recc me music for this feel please
    December 8 06:33 AM
  • rellik009 why tortoise btw
    December 7 05:28 PM
  • rellik009 rabbit
    December 6 06:16 PM
  • Lord(e)Po)))ts Sella di Dior (Dior)Cavalco rococÚPer me Versace Ť religioneDiffonderne il verbo una missione
    December 6 03:34 AM
  • Jots are you not covering new ichiko? if so lmk bcuz then maybe I shall
    December 4 12:16 PM
  • DDDeftoneDDD Hi Johnny. Do you feature lists? Hug
    December 3 03:37 PM
  • parksungjoon
    December 3 09:59 AM
    December 2 03:49 AM
  • Pheromone you better make your 2000th rating Black Eyes - Black Eyes
    November 30 04:29 PM
  • porcupinetheater Yo spent the night listening to Low, after spending a long time as a person who was pretty sure I'd dig Low but never listened for some reason, and for some reason you strike me as another person who's might have personal thoughts that you'd probably dig Low but for some reason have never listened (based on ratings), and yo you should jam Low. They cool
    November 30 10:45 AM
  • LeddSledd absolutely helpful, since tags like electronic-idm-ambient-trance don't mean anything to me, I can get a better feel for certain subgenre sounds. ill czech em when I get around to it - thanks a ton broski
    November 29 10:30 PM
  • LeddSledd epic, thanks dude
    November 29 03:28 PM
  • LeddSledd hey bro, you mentioned some "better" electronic music in the Kid A thread. like I said I've never been much for it, but do you have any recs in particular? I'd be interested to check a few artists out
    November 29 03:16 PM
  • BaselineOOO I was banned some 5 years ago actually. Only recently it came to my mind to ask for a unban on the forums! I promised I will be nice this time, so here I am, all nice and neat. :) Theneedledrop is kind of a vulnerable liberal so I think he'd have too many meltdowns from my /pol references not to ban me.
    November 29 02:54 PM
  • Pheromone s*** i meant rubio
    November 29 01:42 PM
  • Pheromone that's mad - ive been meaning to check a full When a Costumed Person Destroys The Drums At Children?s Music Concert - NyangoStar - album for ages now - should i start with their most recent LP?
    November 29 01:42 PM
  • BaselineOOO I dreamt I was banned again from sputnik by theneedledrop, who was a staff member. Traumatizing stuff.
    November 29 07:31 AM
  • BaselineOOO Agreed, having listened to it gotta say it's quite sluggish. Oh well... one day she'll back come to her senses, just you wait!
    November 29 07:19 AM
  • Lord(e)Po)))ts Have u heard BURQA DI GUCCI yet tho?
    November 29 06:04 AM
  • BaselineOOO Daoko has true breath, that's why her music channels the Ether directly from its source, of course she surpassed your expectations! :P I'm curious about the new LP, s***eki Ryokou, her previous, was a bit disappointing.
    November 28 05:14 PM
  • parksungjoon review that bandcamp ghandhi sent u
    November 28 11:06 AM
  • Lord(e)Po)))ts Dude the song where she purrs in italian tho
    November 28 06:08 AM
    November 28 04:19 AM
  • rellik009 yes it is tasty prog fun and no I haven't heard their last one
    November 27 04:01 PM
  • AnimalsAsSummit New EP:
    November 27 03:52 PM
  • unclereich those are almost unbelievable, but nerf was a real user somehow. a user only allowed to exist on 2011 sputnik
    November 25 02:31 PM
  • unclereich that was about as obscure as pasta gets. first thread I ever commented on on sput before my comments got nuked
    November 25 02:26 PM
  • Pheromone some say creepy, some say endearing, some say im just judging from afar
    November 25 02:22 PM
  • Pheromone i keep my 'time in japan' google screen up at all times so i can analyse your sleep patterns
    November 25 02:19 PM
  • Trifolium There kind of is some later era Gatheringness on Tenderness I feel Johnny. Check it out if you have the time, it's M E G A special to me!
    November 25 12:59 PM
  • Pheromone r a r e - im talking, im not even sure you're allowed to be listening to it
    November 24 08:34 AM
  • xxm You?re welcome.
    November 24 02:16 AM
  • xxm Your Inlet review is gorgeous. I greatly appreciate your appreciation of Hum (though I personally love The Pod). Hope you?re doing relatively alright all things considered.
    November 23 05:56 PM
  • Pheromone you stupid fool check the new women rare material ep its g o o d
    November 23 04:48 PM
  • Pheromone i have my own top 100 list that's been on the shelf for about 5 years - and now this ****ing bridgers ep is gonna have to find its way on there. sure thing though, sleep well (the of Johnny)
    November 22 05:21 PM
  • Pheromone jesus, i forget how forward in time you are - it's 2am on sunday is this a cry for help man? but yh love rice crackers (and am not opposed to bread) ty
    November 22 05:17 PM
  • Pheromone you want me, in my hungover state (?!?!) to write your review for you. ill be at yours in 10 bb x
    November 22 05:08 PM
  • Pheromone give me those two options any day of the week and i will never, ever, ever, choose life - it's in my nature as #1 elliott smith fan born in southend, essex
    November 22 05:00 PM
  • Pheromone i never rly get your typical hangover headache etc etc it's more a combination of feeling less than real n anxiety. hey, maybe bridgers is perfect for this (ASSUMING THATS WHO YOU MEAN)
    November 22 04:32 PM
  • Pheromone the word 'for' has a place there somewhere
    November 22 01:31 PM
  • Pheromone is that girl Seiko Oomori ?? you're talking too abstract my hungover self
    November 22 01:31 PM
  • unclereich Oh I just have a knack for these things and people were trying to say you were Australian
    November 19 04:00 AM
  • unclereich I fxxcking knew it
    November 19 03:52 AM
  • unclereich Where are you from
    November 19 03:47 AM
  • ArsMoriendi I couldn't sleep so I edited it lol based on your suggestions.
    November 16 07:49 AM
  • ArsMoriendi Wait nevermind, done! I made it so you can comment too
    November 16 06:32 AM
  • ArsMoriendi I won't see your suggestions etc for like 8 hours cuz I gotta sleep, thanks for the help though! :)
    November 16 06:21 AM
  • ArsMoriendi
    November 16 05:55 AM
  • ArsMoriendi I left a .txt file in your PM on discord
    November 16 05:13 AM
  • Colton Pet Sounds
    November 15 06:01 PM
  • parksungjoon
    November 14 04:14 AM
  • Lord(e)Po)))ts Yes
    November 13 06:00 AM
  • Lord(e)Po)))ts DOES she!?!?
    November 13 05:12 AM
  • Lord(e)Po)))ts i think "ununwatchable" is like the most perfect way to describe pretty much everything she does tbh
    November 13 02:17 AM
  • Lord(e)Po)))ts dude when they flash the corresponding time whenever she counts BRUUHH iconic. and ****ing vaping through her mask with her pinkie up my god shes literally perfect
    November 13 02:16 AM
  • Lord(e)Po)))ts lol link unavailable in canada, is it just the una donna che conta music vid cuz that s*** is lit af
    November 13 02:11 AM
  • Lord(e)Po)))ts cheers good pal
    November 10 10:38 PM
  • Lord(e)Po)))ts Hey man, i know we are in a pandemic and money is tight for everyone but I put together a gofundme for minushuman. I dont know if you saw his list but he suffered a pretty brutal loss this weekend and I thought maybe we could all chip in a few bucks and help him out with groceries or rent or whatever this month while he works through this tough time. If you can donate a few bucks and share this with some other users to help spread the word that would be awesome:
    November 10 06:36 AM
  • Aberf Rec me K-RnB
    November 9 01:32 AM
  • BaselineOOO I love this song
    November 8 01:25 PM
  • Asdfp277 SWAAAAG
    November 4 03:28 PM
  • Pheromone ok but please I beg you listen to black eyes s/t
    October 30 02:56 PM
  • Trifolium This is good and new Johnny!!!!
    October 30 01:50 PM
  • MiloRuggles After wading through the full hour , I'm removing Hum from the equation. No real loss though, for there is some Gregorian chanting. w/e, hope I've clickbaited you anyway
    October 28 03:14 AM
  • MiloRuggles I'm only a handful of tracks in, but this is pure Johnnycore.Here's your personalised advertisement based on your interests: Unwound Stereolab (kraut edition) a dash of Hum
    October 26 11:20 PM
  • Pheromone rec me your favourite unknown lp pal
    October 26 07:25 PM
  • Lacedaemonius this is great and all but the real question is how many of these artists are already dead?
    October 25 06:11 PM
  • Lucman I've been meaning to jam The for ages. I guess I've got the perfect motivator!
    October 24 08:44 AM
  • Pheromone lmao **** off actually saw your comment on the godspeed thread like new zero isnt genuinely their best album
    October 21 06:40 PM
  • Pheromone that poppy review is genuinely one of my favourites over the past year or sorly made me wanna check the album thanks dude
    October 21 06:36 PM
  • normaloctagon You are an absolute gem. Thank you for the fwiw!
    October 16 03:00 PM
  • normaloctagon Cheers
    October 16 02:08 PM
  • parksungjoon Daddy
    October 16 09:38 AM
  • parksungjoon no idea what to improve
    October 15 11:19 AM
  • parksungjoon feede backe?
    October 15 10:57 AM
  • parksungjoon Hi
    October 15 10:18 AM
  • Valkoor952 cool cool, it's their darkest and most unrelenting album so v curious what you'll think of it
    October 11 02:23 PM
  • Pheromone dont talk at lunch?? what sort of dystopian dictator s*** is that
    October 11 09:29 AM
  • Pheromone what are schools in Japan saying during this tough infected time
    October 11 09:16 AM
  • Valkoor952 johnny my fellow 'tones enthusiast are you planning on checking the s/t any time soon?
    October 11 02:29 AM

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