"Meow the Jewels is also available for preorder on vinyl"

shit goes hard as fuck

nice

A meowsterpiece for the ages.

Goes

I signed up for RTJ's newsletter just for this tbh

This is absolutely purrfect in every way.

close your eyes and meow to fluff

Album of the century

paw due respect

Pretty fucking stupid shit

creown is the only thing you need to listen to

both creowns. both creowns are excellent

GOAT

worthless novelty
edit: though apparently the proceeds are gonna go to a good cause or something. will look into..

I'm a sucker for that shit tbh

this vinyl would be ideal for scratching.

hahaha. pun thread, indeed.

that's what this article's here fur

not fur sure about this

Snoop Dogg is on this. Irony?

I cat not believe it






okay I'm done

weird but i love cats! >:]

Listened to "Oh My Darling (Don't Meow)" and it was absolute garbage compared to the original.

derp

yeah first track I was 'ok lets go' then descended into Meh land hard

this sucks hard, damn

I wonder how many people are going to actually order this on vinyl

Bit too much for me, i think

Probably would have been better as an instrumental

Way better than I expected.

not funny at all tbh

the novelty of this album is wearing off fast and it's only been 1 day

poorly produced, shitty remixes smh

gotta love these dudes

lol at all the people taking this so seriously

is my internet fucked or like how the fuck do i even download/listen to this on the shitty site

was thinking the same thing, ended up torrenting lmao

you check it out and wait for the site to email the download to you like seriously it's like these guys are making up for the fact that it's free by making you go through several steps of bullshit

i listened to half of a couple songs on youtube and it was enough to confirm this is a solid 0/5

I mean seriously you have to give a name and address to download this and what is this a fucking national census?

lol you just download it from their official site, why do you guys have to be so dumb

there aren't even that many fucking meows on some of the songs what a fucking cop out its supposed to be purely made out of cat sounds

fuck this.

"lol you just download it from their official site, why do you guys have to be so dumb "

no fucking shit bud thats what we are talking about u goddamn inept

they aren't even funny lmao, could be a LOT better imo

Pretty sure cats make more than one noise. I can't say for sure, though, since I don't have one.

"lol you just download it from their official site, why do you guys have to be so dumb "


it's not that simple. you gotta go "purchase" it and give an address, email, zip-code, and name and then wait for them to email it to you like it took me 10 minutes to figure it out because who the fuck does this bullshit?

I mean seriously if you're gonna make it free download you might as well get a Bandcamp

haha only on sputnikmusic you can get so much negativity on a remix album made out of cat sounds

well I mean the cats thing was cool but holy shit is this a mess

its not even fucking made out of cat sounds there are so many sounds that are definitely not cat sounds all over this piece of shit what a piece of shit

My avatar would probably like this.

hahahah so it's not enough to give you free download anymore? I guess it has to be automatically downloaded to your computer the second the album comes out. seriously guys, chill

"its not even fucking made out of cat sounds there are so many sounds that are definitely not cat sounds all over this piece of shit what a piece of shit"

bahahahaha i mean this post alone is pure gold, you can't be serious right?

I expect the album to download when I click the "download" link because that's what download links are for

this is bleh. very bleeeh
its not even fucking made out of cat sounds[2]

are u kidding u think jumping through loops for a free download for a fucking cat remix album that isn't even ALL CATS is enough? no. u asshat. no.

calm down spiritcrusher

"bahahahaha i mean this post alone is pure gold, you can't be serious right?"

i dunno dude u tell me are you dumb as fuck or just really gullible cuz i think its pretty clear to everyone else that we just hatin' for kicks

I'm allergic to cats tbh

u love cats tho :[

hahahah I wish I could asdfp, I drank too much burn vodkas tonight, can't sleep, but this shit kills my time purrrfectly hahahaha

oh sorry spirit i didnt realize u were a 16 yr old girl, gullibility explained, carry on

cat shit

Actually yeah I love cats, that's why I wanted this to be good so badly :[

14*

at least there's the trailer(brb adding that to the article)

i love cats too

its not even fucking made out of cat sounds there are so many sounds that are definitely not cat sounds all over this piece of shit what a piece of shit

the Close Your Eyes remix was pretty much cat sounds

Dude, come on

Yeah, it's not remotely impressive that they conceived the album as a joke, until someone decided that it needed to actually exist, and so raised the money that RtJ had jokingly asked for. And it's certainly not impressive that when said amount was reached, RtJ decided to actually do it, while giving all the money to charity and still released the project for free

And do you know for a fact that aside from the obvious cat sounds, some of the "instruments" haven't been created by manipulating various cat sounds together?

who cares it sucks

Idk, it feels like ppl were expecting the greatest album of all time or something smh...

Haven't listened to it yet.

It's motherfucking Meow the Jewels, it's a joke release what do you expect? They're not touting this as RTJ3 honestly chill

I was expecting something decent at least, something worth listening for more than 10 seconds tbh

In all seriousness tho, why is expecting a joke album to be at least somewhat listenable so unrealistic?

This is almost too subtle in some tracks, like I want some obnoxious-ass meowing that doesn't stop.

well, for starters, it's made out of cat sounds. If you get to dance to your cat meowing then yes you should've expected a great album... else, yes it was highly unrealistic.

That sounds like an intelligent response

Why thank you.

Pretty average but I don't think it's meant to be a good standalone album, just a funny concept existing because it can.

Yeah, it's not remotely impressive that they conceived the album as a joke, until someone decided that it needed to actually exist, and so raised the money that RtJ had jokingly asked for. And it's certainly not impressive that when said amount was reached, RtJ decided to actually do it, while giving all the money to charity and still released the project for free

And do you know for a fact that aside from the obvious cat sounds, some of the "instruments" haven't been created by manipulating various cat sounds together?

this is so bad

all due respect im not sure why u care so much :/

a catfight about to break out

Nice

Dude, I was about to ask you the same question

Exactly. I'll meet you at the bar posthaste for a refreshing beverage and a debrief

ah u cunning bastard

Wow...the people in this thread disappointed me far more than the album ever could. And I haven't listened to it yet.

that may be so but im not sure even that could top the disappointment many a user suffered when they saw a 'masochist' post pop up on the front page for the first time in however long

r u guys gonna watch heroes reborn

I might, remember little about the original series tho

The less you remember the better

i cant watch heroes reborn, for the first series i only ever saw like season 1 epiosode 3 then season 1 episode 6 then season 2 episode 1 then season 2 episode 4 so on so forth to the end cuz every time i went to my friends house she was watching it and id had missed a few so it kinda ruined everything for me and i cant commit to none of that shit

its horrible

sweet

that promotional was dumb as hell.

just. quick question. uhm. What the fuck?

I just listened to the first 30 seconds of a few songs and none of them are actually made out of cat sounds. There are just a few cat sounds mixed in... How is this funny or impressive?

cats are not musical, they sound like shit

"I just listened to the first 30 seconds of a few songs and none of them are actually made out of cat sounds."

well, not cat sounds in their original form ofc, it would be impossible to make music out of them as doofus said. but most of it are cat sounds, just altered to be in key and what not. almost all the basses are basically purring lol. I don't know why everyone expected this to sound good, it had to sound horrible, it's made out of fucking cat sounds. people asked for it, and it's for the charity anyway. El-P is king.

Yeah,I love the idea of t this but the fact people actually paid up for this was crazy.

It probably was in jest as the duo originally a joke about Meow The Jewels being buyable at 20,000$

it really is crazy, Mike and El-P regretted posting that idea (while being high af obviously) because they thought nobody would actually pay for it lol

Never underestimate what your fans would buy from you.

^^basically the reason people are buying Spongecore on vinyl

Reading this thread just made me question humanity tbh..

I was hoping for something funnier or more ridiculous. I didn't like most of it.

I can't wait to pirate this shit haha.

They're giving it away for free.

Finally got it. It's okay. Really good for $0.

this is hillarious!