Gerard Way Reproduced A Baby

2009-05-28 by PuddleSwimmer | 39 Comments
Mikey Way, brother and bandmate of Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance, has twittered the news of the birth of Gerard's firstborn child.
Gerard and his wife Lyn-Z, bassist for Mindless Self Indulgence, brought little Bandit Lee Way into the world on May 27, 2009.

I know what you're asking. Is there a meaning to this child's name? Why not just name her Milky and make it at least funny?
An article on Spin.com jokes about the name's meaning: "When we used high-tech Internet search technology to link Way to the word 'bandit', we uncovered a bizarre story: A little over two months ago, the MCR frontman placed a public ad seeking a new car that included this stipulation: "I absolutely do not want gold, brown, or that frigging Smokey and the Bandit car -- that shit is whack."
Not to mention their new album is "70's influenced" Cough-cough...

Jokes aside, congratulations on the new Way-ward child. No news regarding if Bronx Wentz was introduced to the newborn yet... (or asking for her eyeliner)

But I call it right now: Bandit & Bronx's debut album should be arriving in a couple of years.

http://twitter.com/mikeyway

UPDATE: Bandit is a girl. (The name didn't help)
I would like to thank theacademy (no pun intended) for the Lyn-Z detail

Tagged: My Chemical Romance

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Titan50
May 28th 2009
4588 Comments


WHEN I WAS

Knott-
Emeritus
May 28th 2009
10259 Comments


haha milky

LiquidVelvet
May 28th 2009
640 Comments


A YOUNG BOY
MY FATHER
TOOK ME INTO THE BATHROOM
...errr

RevengeSoldier
May 28th 2009
308 Comments


please dont say "Gerard Way Reproduced" it's a horrifying thought. him. naked. ew.

PuddleSwimmer
May 28th 2009
1457 Comments


I didn't know Wentz had a baby...I'm going to call it the "Fell Out Boy"

lolz

Knott-
Emeritus
May 28th 2009
10259 Comments


not as good as milky

PuddleSwimmer
May 28th 2009
1457 Comments


Yeah I struck gold with that pun

Phantom
May 28th 2009
9010 Comments


MOAR LIKE GERARD GAY, AMIRITE? HUR HUR HUR


I am roughly...25% serious.




Bfhurricane
May 28th 2009
6284 Comments


lolwut?

WhiteTieBlackJacket
May 28th 2009
794 Comments


I thought he was gay... All that Liza Manelli extravagance on The Black Parade was proof enough for that, or at least I thought so. Oh well, good for them.

bloc
May 28th 2009
70880 Comments


fuck, celebrities always give their kids the stupidest names, as if they ain't gonna get any attention from others.

also, mikey is one of the worst bassists i've ever seen/heard.

Satellite
May 28th 2009
26539 Comments


celebrities always give their kids the stupidest names

Penn Jillette named his daughter Moxie Crimefighter. Bandit is almost as bad.

Zip
May 28th 2009
5312 Comments


Aha Bandit.

DaveBum69
May 28th 2009
699 Comments


gerard ways kid stole my birthday

Zip
May 28th 2009
5312 Comments


Pfft, she's more famous than you.

Waior
May 28th 2009
11778 Comments


Best news title ever.

Frunobulax
May 28th 2009
23 Comments


I thought Gerard Way reproduced by budding. Or spawned.

ninjuice
May 28th 2009
6760 Comments


I could see a boy being named Bandit, but a girl? eh just goes with being a celebrity I guess.

Also, if he reproduced a baby wouldn't that be cloning or something? You either reproduce or you have a baby, not both.

theacademy
Staff Reviewer
May 28th 2009
31889 Comments


the mother is Lyn-Z from MSI...band affiliation/kooky spelling deserves a proper name drop

PuddleSwimmer
May 28th 2009
1457 Comments


Frunobulaz, ninjuice, I was going to say spawned....but...I don't know, too cool of a word.

What you can gather from the title is that apprently, Way's 'special cells' are working and did something right

Is it really the girl from MSI? I'll have to fix it then...

Phantom
May 28th 2009
9010 Comments


Mmm, I counted at least four.

bloc
May 28th 2009
70880 Comments


oh geez, it really is the "girl" from MSI?

Waior
May 28th 2009
11778 Comments


News article should read:

Mikey Way, brother and bandmate of Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance, has twittered the news of the birth of Gerard's firstborn child. Gerard and his wife Lyn-Z, bassist for Mindless Self Indulgence, brought little girl, baby Bandit Lee Way into the world on May 27, 2009.


...and leave the weird jokes to the weird users.

PuddleSwimmer
May 28th 2009
1457 Comments


Nah, there's nobody weird like me

astrel
May 28th 2009
2615 Comments


Bandit sounds like a name you would give a pet.

Steerpike
May 28th 2009
1861 Comments


Bandit Lee Way... They could do a lot worse. Like what Jason Lee named his kids.

Bandit sounds like a name you would give a pet.


That would be my greyhound actually.

PuddleSwimmer
May 28th 2009
1457 Comments


^ My cousin's cat

(1000th post wut)



Yeah, too bad I don't know how to make colors or stuff like that...could've been epic
I'm not even going post anymore, just edit this one into a massive one

bloc
May 28th 2009
70880 Comments


haha, i saw earlier you were going to reach 1000. i knew you'd gloat.

Asiatic667
May 28th 2009
4651 Comments


Good for them. Cigars all round

Aaron
May 29th 2009
690 Comments


It's okay

Knott-
Emeritus
May 29th 2009
10259 Comments


for some reason 'bandit reminds me of 'scout' from tkam...that#s just the image i get when i hear it lol

natey
May 29th 2009
4195 Comments


go gerard he succesfully worked all the chemicals in his romance and conceived a little girl
and there was rejoicing

Yazz_Flute
May 29th 2009
19179 Comments


Guys, be nice. You need to give this Bandit some Lee-way.


HA!

Aaron
May 29th 2009
690 Comments


It's not okay.

Titan50
May 29th 2009
4588 Comments


Meanwile, Steve from MSI has a baby...

Asiatic667
May 29th 2009
4651 Comments


Ray Toro is the real mother

Cesar
May 29th 2009
2732 Comments


Good for them.

Kurt named his girl Frances Bean, but at least he did it as a second name. Although Bandit ain't actually that horrible, if she turns out to be hot that might actually be a sexy name.

bloc
May 29th 2009
70880 Comments


given who the mother and father are, she won't be hot. and bandit could never be a sexy name, i couldn't bare to call someone that.

Aaron
May 31st 2009
690 Comments


MSI are a terrible band.



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