Tom Jones Insures Chest Hair

2008-02-07 by Dave de Sylvia EMERITUS | 8 Comments
Aging Welsh dreamboat/singer Tom Jones has allegedly had his chest hair insured for almost $7 million, according to British tabloid The Daily Mirror.

There's a long history of sports and music stars insuring their prize assets for large dollar amounts- Jennifer Lopez's ass and Beyonce's thighs are reportedly worth up to $2 million- but the dreamy gorilla appears to be the first of his kind to take measures to protect his pectoral growth.

It's not known whether Mr. Jones, 67, is protected against acts of god (aka old age), but we wouldn't be surprised to hear in future that the 'Delilah' crooner had "accidentally" bent too close to a lit candle. Time can only tell.

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BallsToTheWall
February 7th 2008
52578 Comments


Lol.

Akira
February 7th 2008
328 Comments


Uh...

pulseczar
February 7th 2008
2385 Comments


this is the most erotic i've felt reading a news article

MediocreAtBest
February 7th 2008
1473 Comments


It's not unusual to be hairy

botb
February 8th 2008
19850 Comments


Wow, he's a sex bomb fo sho.


...ok bad joke.

skullcrusher149
February 8th 2008
560 Comments


Yea sure, a joke...

NeverFading14
February 8th 2008
380 Comments


Hot damn that's manly

Shuffle It All
February 8th 2008
121 Comments


it means if something happens you get paid off.

legend



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