Afroman Beats Lawsuit

2026-03-20 by Alkemest CONTRIBUTOR | 26 Comments
The only constant is change. Don't trust everything you read. Money doesn't buy happiness. You're probably familiar with these truisms, but after Afroman was fully vindicated by a jury on March 18, I propose a new one: Don't toss Afroman bullshit.

Afroman and his family were the victims of a spurious police raid back in 2022 when the Adams County Sheriff's office raided his home on suspicion of kidnapping and drug dealing (apparently thanks to a bunk confidential informant). No evidence was ever mounted for either and Afroman was never charged. But as anyone who's ever had to seriously deal with the cops can attest to, it's a traumatic experience. So Afroman spent the ensuring years coming out with tracks blasting the officers involved in the dubious raid.

These songs led seven officers to sue Afroman for defamation in 2023. But despite this added injustice, Afroman persevered and released this amazing music video just before the defamation trial.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM8Ee6pcXvQ&t=5s

After less than a day of deliberations, the jury sided with Afroman against the officers. You can read more about the legal saga here:

https://www.npr.org/2026/03/19/nx-s1-5753563/afroman-lemon-pound-cake-trial

And remember kids, Afroman will bring it to ya if you toss him bullshit.

Tagged: Afroman

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AlkemestRedux
Contributing Reviewer
March 20th 2026
1760 Comments


Will all the craziness happening in the US, this gives me so much hope honestly lol

Jebull
March 20th 2026
1472 Comments


For real, this made me smile lol

JoyfulPlatypus
Staff Reviewer
March 20th 2026
1478 Comments


Every clip of this trial I saw online was peak fucking comedy lol

Futures
Staff Reviewer
March 20th 2026
17962 Comments


a true american patriot

Josh D.
March 20th 2026
18591 Comments


Afroman making a cop cry in 2026 is a real "that's what's up" moment

AlkemestRedux
Contributing Reviewer
March 20th 2026
1760 Comments


It's nice seeing the little guy fight back and win against the tyranny of small town cops.

jrlikestodance
March 20th 2026
7929 Comments


Because he got high

Josh D.
March 20th 2026
18591 Comments


The suit he's been wearing is a real cherry on top too. Just going balls-to-the-wall spectacle with it.

botb
March 20th 2026
20007 Comments


This was the highlight of the year for me

arthropod
March 20th 2026
2843 Comments


good lol

Asdfp277
March 21st 2026
25918 Comments


ate the house down, no crumbs

YuriZakhaev
March 21st 2026
1232 Comments


Afroman is so based lmao, love this for him

Sevengill
March 21st 2026
13299 Comments


Been following this a hot minute and this is AMAZING.

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
March 21st 2026
122056 Comments


Afroman friggin rules.

Scoot
March 21st 2026
24371 Comments


his song titles like "will you help me fix my fence" were killing me lol

Asdfp277
March 21st 2026
25918 Comments


he should make more songs about the aleged affair

give us more lore

kodama
March 21st 2026
249 Comments


Funniest shit to happen in the past couple years. Imagine not being able to confirm under oath that your old lady wasn't fucked by afroman.

Aids
March 21st 2026
25083 Comments


AAAAAAAAFROMAN IS GONNA SUUUUUUE YA
AAAAAAAAFROMAN IS GONNA DOOOOO YA


Gfunk839
March 21st 2026
187 Comments


I was gonna go to court ...

Beardog
March 21st 2026
6773 Comments


This is amazing, you love to see it. Power to him, God bless Afroman

Piripichotes
March 21st 2026
941 Comments


Love it.
Cops being cops.... What a disgrace to society

Feather
March 21st 2026
11648 Comments


I love this Afroman saga, but it also made me accidentally come across the video of him knocking tf out of a chick on stage in 2015 :/

Sevengill
March 21st 2026
13299 Comments


in a post-Dimebag Darrell world, I don't have much sympathy for fans who sneak onto the stage and run into the performer mid-show

Asdfp277
March 21st 2026
25918 Comments


i mean yeah why would u go on stage when ur not invited, that's just dangerous

Feather
March 22nd 2026
11648 Comments


Yeah, if you interrupt a sanctioned operation, lethal force is to be expected

Asdfp277
March 22nd 2026
25918 Comments


"If you are killed in the Avatar State, the reincarnation cycle will be broken and the Avatar will cease to exist."
- Avatar Roku



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