shitty band stops making shitty music 5/5 best new article

"Now I want to tell fictional stories about whips and chains. You know, things that matter."

good news

Great, whatever

TYBG

Finally! This band has never been worth anything. It's about damn time they give up.

Yeah this band has always sucked.

Cool!

rejoice

RIP a brilliant band

"It’s a young man’s game though, and I’m not a young man anymore, you know? Warped Tour is a young man’s game."

sexy yes.

a nation mourns

best news ever

Lies!!!! Aiden will never die!

what ever shall we do

About time.

The only song I ever really enjoyed by these guys was One Love, and that was quite some time ago

hooray!

2013 rules already

Hallelujah!

Best music news in ages!

SWEET JESUS!
THANK THE LORD!
HALLELUJAH!

you gotta give him credit for being completely honest as to why he cant do it anymore. i imagine a lot of seasoned bands feel like theyve grown out of their genre/discography but would never admit it.

btw aiden and their whole image/sound is super gay and embarrassing (which explains how you would be bummed to have to keep promoting it).

Never even heard anything by this band. Probably a good thing.

Best music news in ages! [2]

Checkmate, atheists.

I liked the album knives

I said it

Now let's just get Nickelback to follow in these footsteps...

no, wait

don't go

Knives is abysmal, is a awful hybrid of A7X and MCR made by and untalented fag with a severe mental illness.

I am actually sad lol.I enjoyed aiden's earier work

good

haha lol bands gay xD almost as gay as nickelback hahaha amirite xDDDDDDDD this is good news!!!

band never did anything worth mentioning, and is this dude really that old, or does he just feel old because he smokes 3 packs a day?

I still don't understand all the Hate for Aiden.They were not near as bad as Hollywood undead Brokencyde or Blood on the dancefloor.They actualy played Their own instuments i mean really were they that bad band?I dont know maybe i dont have nothing against them because i got into them back in the 5th grade about 7 years ago.

I've somehow made it 22 years without ever knowingly hearing a song by this band

shit band

well they've only been a band for about 9 years so...

andcas needs a new avatar

"well they've only been a band for about 9 years so..."

touche

Finally

saw this coming

Was gonna try to post this a few moments ago

Would be a much better article if he announced he was gonna kill himself too but im not picky

Also andcas you're gonna need a new avatar yours is not relevant anymore

even my avatar is more relevant now

What took them so long?

great news!

"is currently supporting Black Veil Brides on the North American part of their "Church of the Wild Ones" tour."
Oh god

"Would be a much better article if he announced he was gonna kill himself too but im not picky"

not really, mate. his band is shit but he seems like a nice enough dude.

"I feel sort of like a liar singing those songs on stage that I wrote and sung when I was teenager fresh out of jail."

I kind of lol'd here

Don't think I've ever listened to a single song by them.

So is he going to write a 50 Shades of Gray sequel?

My day went from shit to great just like that.

I feel sort of like a liar singing those songs on stage that I wrote and sung when I was teenager fresh out of jail

There is a god.

Ya who cares band blows

Shame they had a few good songs... Not really, they were fuckin shite! BVB next please

Haven't liked any of their music since I was like 15. No big loss.

There goes the band. Now to just get rid of that pesky solo career.

wow finally

2013 is the best year for music

ahhhhhh yeahhhhhh!

good live band but jeez their songs suck ass

I think I remember watching an incredibly gay video by this band, not sure though

if it was incredibly gay then good chance it was by this band

it's even gayer than I remember.
also the singers voice is terrible

video is gay as fuck but the opening advertisement vid with sall goodman is funny

Why did I click that link? That song made my ears bleed with disgust.

Is it over? Can we come out now?

Darn

who

rip

Now just watch their last album be some ground breaking achievement that makes a huge progression from their older stuff and then they break up, would be so lol. Never gonna happen but it would be amusing.

Now just watch their last album be some ground breaking achievement that makes a huge progression from their older stuff and then they break up, would be so lol. Never gonna happen but it would be amusing.

metal is dead

i can't say i hate aiden, but this is for the best at this point.

Nooooooooo. What will we do for a laugh now?

look at your 5s boom

LOL

ohhhhhhh

I walked into that one.

My brother almost went to see that tour. I've never been so upset at him in my life.

"not really, mate. his band is shit but he seems like a nice enough dude."

well alright
I guess his mom would miss him

anyone else...?

Anyone?

"Nooooooooo. What will we do for a laugh now?


look at your 5s boom"

OMG LOOOOOL

Don't really like these guys but I don't really understand all the hoorays. If you don't like their music, you don't have to listen.

Goodbye guys, you wiL always be endlessly inspiring

best news all day

I thought this happened years ago though.

And the world collectively sighed with relief.

Classy to write all about himself as well.

Only liked their first albums, then they became pretty meh.

Not that his solo project is more likable in anyway, lol.

they should have it called it quits before they released their first record.

hahaha. so much hate up there ^

only liked a few of their early songs, but it's still funny that his shitty band and him got to tour and make money for that long. u mad sputnik?

u homo faggot?

Some people I know called their newborn son Aiden, I kept my mouth shut about the band that they obviously didn't know lol

nvm lolfag

wait nevermind you 5d breaking benjamin

2HOMOOOOO
and yes BB is my lief

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Hell I was excited when Underoath called it quits. but this band never really had a spotlight on this site

"...and andcas can finally rest easy"

LOLLLl /thread time to shut this bitch down

"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Hell I was excited when Underoath called it quits. but this band never really had a spotlight on this site"

Uh for good reason. Underoath was good.

woot woot, bout damn time.

Also, DotEight, please tell me who that stunning woman is in your avatar so i can stop burping my worm to a small picture of her and start slappin some pappy to a normal size picture.

It's Rosie Jones. I need to make an announcement some how on the site so everyone knows.

best fap session ever bout to occur over here....

over Aiden breaking up, not Rosie Jones, of course.

"Best news ever" - Anyone who posted a comment along those lines has to get out more

"Warped Tour is a young man’s game." Wait. What? Bands such as the Dillinger Escape Plan are still touring on the warped tour. Who the hell does he think he is seriously? Francis is such a tool that's a fact. It might be one of the worst band that ever existed. This news made my day.

That's a bit of a stretch but he's definitely a poser

and speaking of DEP I wish Greg would diss him like he did with that guy from 30 seconds to mars

I heard about this and It's a real shame to be honest. Good band that makes really enjoyable musc

"greg disses everyone lol."

yeah but greg literally went ape shit on that guy

like 20 posts(twitter?) dissing the guy, it was pretty insane

Never cared enough about these guys to hate them.

I met Will in 2002 in Seattle before all his friends disowned him (I'll spare you the details). He seemed like a pretty good guy. He was in a decent Fat Wreck style punk band called Youth at Risk. He got me back stage at Bad Religion which was pretty sweet. But you could tell even then the guy was fame hungry and was willing to do anything to be a rock star or whatever. Even though quite a few "angry" Aiden songs are at least tangentially about my best friend, I'm glad this dude achieved his goal, even if his band felt more like a parody than anything else. Way to go, Will.

That's the rumor.

skeletor is

you mean there will be 10 more years of aiden?