DONT FUCK WITH TEXAS

Stratovarius is a funny name, yo.

PHIL COLLINS FOR DRUMMER

I'd second Phil Collins :P but his hands are too fucked up these days

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQGrM5HS8vU

>>>>>this guy. Please.

tempted to send them a video of me doing something other than drumming

"tempted to send them a video of me doing something other than drumming"

How about a video of you taking a shit on a Stratovarius album?

Cool , I hope they get a new and capable drummer very soon

I can do most of Gamma Ray's stuff. Can't be much different right? I mean, power metal is power metal...if I fail my midterms maybe I'll send them an application.

Has Mike Portnoy stopped crying and come out of the bathroom yet?

Please make a video of you shitting on the album so I can make a video of me watching the video as I shit on the album

@RooseveltsGhost: Well, Portnoy has been working on Adrenelin Mob for quiet a while now. :L

Jörg Michael is the drummer of drummers, period.

Listen to his work with Mekong Delta, for example.

Hearing is believing.

sweet, now i finally have a place to send that video of my birth