Sweet. Some more music to shit on.

YEA

Will be the worst album of the year no doubt

abandon all hope

dear god no, i hope they drive off a cliff in flames chanting "DOYLE RULES!" or run out of hairspray and have mental breakdowns(thats the only kind of breakdown i wanna hear from this awful band)

Great...shitty band.

lol ever heard of a joke dig?

semi excited about this

are you like a candian guido patman, this shit is jersey shore meets justin bieber and breakdowns.

why is this band considered post-hardcore?

oh i didnt know liking this band made me a guido, and no, im not canadian either.

Yes! Just what I was hoping for!

The worst part is that absolutely no one here is exaggerating
anything.

"I personally can't wait for a new music video for obvious reasons."

hopefully its as bad as Geeving was.

yeah their last video was atrocious. "I JUST CAME TO PARTY". This shit is gayer than andcas avatar

ehh, well fuck gerard way i don't like his bands music anyway, as long as i don't ever have to listen to this.

They have a decent song or two, I'll probably give this a listen.

except they don't

YES
YES
Y-E-S

when you say "solid at my warped tour" you mean as in solid poop, as opposed to diarrhea?

i'm very suprised by that, are u shure they we're actually playing not just running a ipod through the p.a because alot of bands do that.

"we all know you secretly love this band scoot. it's obvious."

i'm not bloc though

he comes from the retarded side

Does anyone on this site actually like these guys?

there are somewhere, probably just 15yr old scensters. I think their to afraid to come by here from seeing the tone of the first few comments.

Album of the year for sure

I personally like it when Not Abandon All Ships puts out albums.

saw them a long time ago at a small local venue. It was a pretty cool show, but I was really into that stuff back then. Can't say I'm excited for this

Hmm... you're right. I'll enjoy better a song or two from other bands.

@andcas, I was hoping no one would point out that they're actually Canadian... *sigh*

Why did Rody Walker feature in one of their songs?

This band is utter bullshit.

debut was pretty catchy, kinda exciting for this

Yeah my buddy knows these guys, unfortunately they are Canadian.

Sweet! A new album to completely avoid.

shit band lol

Terrible band.

lawl they sukkk

never heard of them. And by the look of things i don't want to.

HAHAHA

wanna see them + T. Mills at Warped

Posted this news thread for obvious reasons.... this shit is hilarious to watch!

aaahhh how do they live with themselves being in this atrocity of a band.

FUCKED A WHITE GIRL
SHE HAD A PINK RING
SHE HAD A NECK TATTOO AND ALL HER CLOTHES WERE NEW

gabe you like the gayest music -_-

Haha oh that makes more sense.

idk I've only listened to two T. Mills songs and didn't like either of them.

I mean I don't like Mac Miller but he has his moments. I think he's put out a few songs I've enjoyed.

1. Nikes on My Feet (This is just a great chill ass song. The rapping ain't bad and a great beat)
2. Kool-Aid and Frozen Pizza (Just a chill flow over an amazing Lord Finesse beat. Miss you, Finesse)
3. Frick Park Market (I only really like the beginning because it's kind of fun in its own corny appeal)
4. That one Mac Miller song that's produced by Clams Casino that isn't Cold Feet (I didn't even listen to the lyrics, I don't remember what they are in the slightest but dat beat)

besides T. Mills seems more focused in really lame R&B

T. Mill be goin hard as fuck

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvS7vPOVf74
This is the Clams Casino song. Mac does a good job on it, that's comforting.

thumbs up if you wanna lick whipped cream off of t.mills

Their first album was incredibly ridiculous and fun, so I liked it. It was pretty bad, but I somehow enjoyed it, maybe because I laughed like hell when I saw the video of Geeving the first time. If this is even half that ridiculous I am satisfied. And I still can't understand why bands like this are called post-hardcore.

is this the shitty Attack Attack! cover band?

All I heard were brodowns in that one song by them.

oh shit Mac Miller has a song about frick park, i tripped on mushrooms there once it was the shit.

NOOOOOOOOOOO. I heard them live once and they're massive douches, aside from making terrible music.

this band is the worst of the worst.

God 2012 is going to be a train wreck

Their breakdowns are probably the worst thing I've ever heard... this album will be shat on by sputnik

We should honestly just delete every single shred of evidence that they exist.
No news articles, no band page, reviews, comments. Boycott mafuckas, pretend they don't exist.

I actually like this band, so yeah I'm looking forward to this. New Attack Attack! was a disappointment, hopefully these guys will continue carrying on the synthcore torch. I've seen them live a couple times, they're pretty fun to watch. Simple, catchy fun.

how could you ever like this band

hey sputnik staff can you take down abandon all ships and give us back HORSE the band?

I'm not a musical elitist and I like synthcore/trance bands? I dunno, I was never trained to hate on them automatically so I ended up enjoying them a lot.

My only problem with their first album is that, besides Take One Last Breath, the screamer was terrible. I hope he improved.

Okay lets set the record straight.
This band and skip the foreplay aren't even music, it's just hedonism. Pretty much any autotune rapper even makes these guys look bad. Promoting this band is just keeping these useless lazy fucks from never having to do a real job instead they just write terrible music with no real emotion or thought. This music only works if your at a club dancing with a chick u just met and u can't hear the lyrics but the shitty breakdowns would even throw that off and i'd never bring the music home with me because there is much better music to bang to, i'd rather have my dog starring at me the entire time than be listening to this shit.

what other genres?

the thing only i know is that there alot of great bands who never get the respect they deserve for how hard they work and how great their music is. Like foals is one of the sickest bands around right now and i have yet to see them get featured in any magazine article or get that much attention.

do da do da do dodododo

because everyone in this band needs to die of aids

"if gabe can like kesha because she's supposed to be just dumb pop fun and everyone aids to his opinion then why can't danny feel the same about abandon all ships without being picked on."

but andcas, we've established gabe is an idiot and kesha is terrible

time to abandon all shits given about this band.

i totally get what your saying about other genres letting shit bands pass for okay without getting much shit. me particularly with the structures/elitist djent bands that are all settling for average but c'mon look at this band and skip the foreplay they stand for nothing good. Hearing this shit makes me feel like an angry bee and not in a good way.

i always find myself singing along to this.

I have a friend who likes this band. He's 20 and not a scene kid. I'm confused everytime I get into the car with him

its whatever, i mean this shit is bad and i'm gonna keep making fun of it and other terrible bands but i'm just gonna try not to insult people for it. I don't see why anyone would wanna listen to this though when there is so much better music, go listen to scary kids scaring kids, it's like this but way better.

"I have a friend who likes this band. He's 20 and not a scene kid. I'm confused everytime I get into the car with him"

am i your friend?

I have a nearly-20 year old friend who's into Abandon All Ships as well, and he usually listens to either deathcore or
AC/DC-type stuff. He's the farthest thing from a scene kid. Weird, huh? Not complaining though, it's nice when people
don't care about genres and just like what they like.

fun, generic and catchy

Yeah, I personally don't like it but have nothing against the synth-core genre as a whole. It can be fun, although most of it is very poorly executed

Im sorry but i do have a problem with people who listen to this... Its one thing to like it, but when you think its actually good??!! One of my old buddies likes the SHITTIEST bands ever like Asking Alexandria and Attack Attack! and he wonders why i complain when he plays it near me.. Its like dude, this shit sucks. Its not music its fucking scene faggots who think gay dance beats and breakdowns mix...

the beginning of this thread was gold, but has gone down hill. people should stick to posting hilarious insults towards this band

winning comment goes to wacknizzle

"dear god no, i hope they drive off a cliff in flames chanting "DOYLE RULES!" or run out of hairspray and have mental breakdowns(thats the only kind of breakdown i wanna hear from this awful band)"

@Duckman118 You have a problem with people who listen to music you don't like? You'll fit in just fine here, prick.

A lot of their stuff is pretty bad, but I'll say this honestly, I wouldn't doubt that I'll have a song or two from their new album in a Playlist.