bathtub full of money lol

wassup

Best music video of 2012

inb4 someone mentions Aesop Rock and I tell them how dumb Aesop is.

not a huge fan of this guy, but this music video is incredible

damn funny video, crappy song

^^
You rated the last two Childish Gambino releases as 4s tho.

i just don't get why shitty swag hip-hop is so popular right now

I don't get why people think swag hip-hop is a thing

the detective is on the case!

well thats because gambino has good production and is actually a good rapper unlike some of the popular shit like asap and lil b.

gambino sucks

asap might not be a great rapper but this isnt made to be lyrical fire this is called easy listening hip hop

"unlike some of the popular shit like asap and lil b."
@blackdeff: Are you saying ASAP has bad production and that Gambino is a good rapper? lol. And Gambino is definitely more popular than ASAP or Lil B.

ASAP is a good rapper, I don't get what about him isn't good. He has such a versatile flow, Max B-level hooks and clever rhymes that he usually comes up with on the spot. Gambino just tries and fits in "nerdy" pop culture references so he can with corny wordplay.

Plus Lil B's dope as fuck. Shit's 2abstract4u.

his mixtape just bores me, really is a chore to listen to. And when i listen to rap i still want some impressive rhymes and flows, he is a rapper after all.

^^
Again, the fact that you think ASAP has bad flows/rhymes but Gambino is a genius when it comes to that stuff is baffling. ASAP's flow is one of the best in the up-and-coming hip-hop scene besides maybe Curren$y and Kendrick.

gabe, shut the fuck up. im not even kidding when i say that youre a clueless motherfucker. and im not even on dudes side about Gambino, but wow.

"Plus Lil B's dope as fuck. Shit's 2abstract4u."

haha yea maybe your right, hes just on another level. And i can see why someone wouldn't like gambino, i just love his references and punchline style.

"Are you saying ASAP has bad production and that Gambino is a good rapper? lol. "

I do really like the casino beats on that mixtape, especially the opening track. Just not really feeling his style.

Malleus I'm sorry but you shouldn't even be allowed to call people clueless ever.

@black: Hm. Maybe it's just not the more chill-ass Southern style you dig? I mean you don't have many
ratings but it's a possibility. Anyway, different strokes and eything.

"Malleus I'm sorry but you shouldn't even be allowed to call people clueless ever."

as usual, you make an empty and baseless claim without any supporting statements. you're a braindead mahfucka

Your posts are my statement's support.

allow us to analyze verse 2 of this track

PRETTY NIGGA IS SOME SHIT U NEVER HEAR OF (ummm what? you stole that whole thing from Lil B.. pretty sure we heard it from him..)

ONLY THING BIGGER THAN MY EGO IS MY MIRROR (lol)

CLOTHES GET WEARED UP (LOL)

MONEY GET LONGER PRETTY NIGGA (LOL) PIN YOUR HAIIR UP! (LMAO)

THE NERVE OF THIS DUDE (?)

BUT IM COOL AS A FAN! (LMFAO)

40 OUNCE FULL OF BREW!! (AMAZING!)

lol those lyrics aren't even right.

pretty sure they are. and they're terrible

but you know, im sure the website you longed onto to check is disagreeing.

dont fuck with asap

hes as COOL AS A FAN

...no they really aren't.

Malleus proving he isn't clueless, everyone.

so why havent you posted the correct lyrics yet then

oh right

the ones i posted are correct

dont even try telling me that he didnt say that hes "as cool as a fan"

lmao guys, gabe thinks that "im as cool as a fan" is a clever line. he truly knows how to identify hip hop talent

"Pretty nigga in some shit you never hear of" (talking about how he's in these crazyass designer clothes he's always talking about and that you can always see him in, which leads into his ego which is talked about in the next line)
"only thing bigger than my ego is my mirror" (makes enough sense. I don't see how this is a bad line so trying to make it look bad just by doing an (LOL) is silly)
"clothes get weirder" (see above)

"Money get longer" (makin dat cheddar) "pretty nigga pin yo hair up" (making fun of himself, basically this entire line is talking about his ego and being a pretty boy)
"the nerves of this dude but I'm cool as a fan/vent" (could go either way, not really supposed to be this super deep, amazing simile but something to flow)
"40 ounce full of brew"

I don't see how any of these are terrible. I mean of course when you do a stupid thing of (OMG) (WOW) (LOL) (TERRIBLE xDDD) after all of them you could make any of them seem bad, but that's just a logical fallacy of trying to make things look ridiculous to win some dumb argument.

Coke Pentagrams.

Hahahaha oh my god Malleus your posts are just.

"I don't see how any of these are terrible."

yeah see thats your whole problem

lol

from now on im just not going to awknowledge your posts.. im too good for that shit nigga im as cool as a fucking fan slash vent

You're right. You're just WAY too knowledgeable about this stuff to be talking to the likes of me. Every one of your posts is a nugget from the mine of wisdom that is your mind.

All those lines are terrible gabe, its not the stuff hes talking about is garbage since plenty rappers bring up some stupid shit, its his writing that needs help, nothing clever, nothing witty. Well i suppose laughing at it might count.

gabe thinks that shit is witty. he doesnt understand how hilarious that is because hes approximately 13 years old.

...where did you get that the verse was supposed to be witty besides mayyybe the "only thing bigger
than my ego is my mirror" line? Not every rapper has to try and fill their lines with bad wordplay.

and lol@Malleus. Quit cryin.

try to take more time constructing your posts. its crucial that your post makes at least SOME logical sense. Now, go back and edit your work.

asap rocky rules

I just didn't include the word "verse". Calm down, friend.

it doesnt make sense for anyone who likes Lil B, Tyler the Creator, Hodgy Beats, etc to dislike ASAP. cuz ASAP is just capitalizing on the success of those niggas. "swagrap" might not be a real "genre" of hiphop but its definitely a fucking absurd trend in hip hop right now and the only people who don't recognize it as such are the kids who are smack dab in the middle of the "scene" screaming SWAG WOOP.

/served

Huh

/served

it doesnt make sense for anyone who likes Lil B, Tyler the Creator, Hodgy Beats, etc to dislike ASAP.

cuz ASAP is just capitalizing on the success of those niggas.

"swagrap" might not be a real "genre" of hiphop but its definitely a fucking absurd trend in hip hop right now

the only people who don't recognize it as such are the kids who are smack dab in the middle of the "scene" screaming SWAG WOOP.

/served

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lol except Lil B and Odd Future don't really have anything in common except for the fact that they both have mentioned the words "swag" and are from the West Coast. Mellowhype and ASAP maybe have a bit in common (except ASAP's better) but ASAP was doing that shit back in 2010 when Mellowhype was just releasing shit.

Again, people who think "swag rap" is a thing are ridiculous. I mean maybe if you'd consider it the group of people who make more synth-based hip-hop based around smoking and shit, but then that'd make Curren$y and a ton of new rappers who aren't considered that a part of "swag rap", so that wouldn't make sense.

anyway, even if it did exist it would be an odd thing to make up and it wouldn't have anything to do with the quality of music.

WENT AROUND TOWN BITCH SUCK MY DICK LIKE IT'S NOTHIN
THIRTY ON MY DICK CUZ I LOOK LIKE HER COUSIN

hey guys










shut up

You're so clueless about rap Malleus it's pretty funny

no support for your baseless claim, kiddo.

youre just mad because i centered kids like you out

the only people who don't recognize it as such are the kids who are smack dab in the middle of the "scene" screaming SWAG WOOP.

"Digging: El-P - Fantastic Damage"
yeah Malleus man you sure got him pegged you go get him he's one of the biggest swag kids out there

I'll try to come back and explain with a longer post, I don't have time for that right now (I'm being
serious here).

But basically it's what Idnuf, gabe and a lot of people around here have been trying to teach you for
couple of months, the fact that rap isn't a competition of trying to have the most complicated rhyme
schemes and saying shit you have to decipher to understand.

so you support talentless hip hop artists, okay thats fine you dont have to get mad

That's the problem though, you seem to think that a rapper that doesn't have "the most complicated rhyme schemes and say[...] shit you have to decipher to understand" is talentless.

you kids get so butthurt if i dont like something you like. just deal with it. if i feel that asap has no talent, deal with it. when it comes to haters like you, im as cool as a fan

"youre just mad because i centered kids like you ou"

Not trying to attack you on this, I'm just wondering what "centering" someone means ? I'm not from an English-speaking country, so this is a legitimate question.

It doesn't matter that we like different things. That's the great thing about music, it's made of different people having different opinons (though I guess you're not really one to talk about being dumb for having differing opinions considering you were like "xdDDD what a morann1!! i cant believe you like BE#EBER!!!!1"), it has to do with the fact that your view of hip-hop is ridiculously skewed and you act really silly about it.

when you center someone out youre basically picking them out of a group of people and picking on them. basically what im saying is that i think you kids are personally offended when i say that asap isnt a good rapper. you should just take it in stride and realize that certain people arent going to be as satisfied with this kind of hiphop as you are. the rap game needs kids like asap and hodgy beats. if we didnt have them, i could never truly appreciate people like Elzhi, or even BIG KRIT, or even Jean Grae.

"your view of hip-hop is ridiculously skewed"

lmao, fuck off kid.. youre an idiot

I don't give a fuck about who you like or don't, it's the fact that you have to post in every single
thread with these kind of rappers and rehash the same worn-out arguments that people have already
proven wrong more than a dozen times.

You are clueless about hip-hop and only value one or two aspects of the music, while I think I have
a more global view of hip-hop and its culture, I listen to all kinds of hip-hop, and I'm not dumb
enough to come and listen to a rapper like ASAP and expect the same shit as, say, El-P. You have the
right to not like him, and I can certainly understand why, but please stop commenting about rap in
general or making dumb statements like "this dude is talentless" and shit like that.

I don't even know why I'm putting so much effort in this, as it's probably you goal to make me lose
my time like this. I guess that's the only aspect of the argument you're capable of winning, so good
job on that.

Quit crying, Malls.

"the fact that you have to post in every single
thread"
youre so accurate in everything you say!

"You are clueless about hip-hop and only value one or two aspects of the music"

oh jesus christ, this is where i stopped reading

Whatever man, thanks for giving me something to do on this beautiful hangover Saturday morning. Nice
trolling dude, I'm out

PS: thanks for the "centered" explanation, appreciate it

lol fuckin knew gabe would be in here being a dumb fag like normal

Deal w/ it.

o i am your posts crack me up bro i always feel so much better about myself

Translation: "I'm cryin cuz you got more bitches and paper than me"

right man yup thats exactly what i meant lol

kids say the darndest things!

Guys shut the fuck up

Video's bomb by the way

yeah

its bomb

oh shit Tupik out of the shadows

Malleus isn't it funny how someone that has no history with you (where you'll never take me seriously because I made fun of how bad you are at rapping) agrees that you have very narrow-minded view of what constitutes good rap?

ohshit Malleus raps? I'd love to hear that.

i totally forgot about that

"Malleus isn't it funny how someone that has no history with you"

incorrect .. i was actually invited to be president of gabes fan club due to how much i bother him about his music taste.. he mad because i dont like bad lyrix

but im actually as cool as a fan

hey cool other people have figured out how dumb malleus is

finally

malleus i was talking about tupik, i know you and gabe have a kinda-gay obsession with each other and how wrong the other person is, tupik is a totally impartial party and he says u a dummy sooooooooooooo

and qwe i've been saying that shit forever

BTW, Malleus rapping:
http://soundcloud.com/xplisit23/fakest-year-ever
he's the second guy (to be fair the better of the two)

i dont get why ud rap over the weakest clams (? check me on this) beat ever

it ain't turrible, just kind of amateur and the flow could use a lot of work.

that verse of mine on there isnt bad, dunno why youd try to hate so hard

i found a recording of me when i was 16 im gonna link you guys since youre such bros

yeah it seemed worse at the time because malleus was so annoying

im kind of nostalgic for the forum thread for Xplisit already tbh

also robertsona i like the beat a lot, it's the kind of beat that gives the rapper a lot of presence, unfortunately rocky doesn't really do anything with it

yes, we were all hating so hard on that verse

^there was a thread on the forum for his music where everyone told him he sucked

"also robertsona i like the beat a lot, it's the kind of beat that gives the rapper a lot of presence, unfortunately rocky doesn't really do anything with it"

this was in reference to malleus

@Idnuf: I think robertsona was talking about Malleus picking Clam's Fakest Year Ever beat. It's just kind of a decent jazz rap loop.

and forreal? Hahaha poor guy. I'd kinda want to see the thread tho.

the beat for Fakest Year Ever is awesome. the fuck is your problem robertsona?

i wasnt shaken by those few people going @ me in that thread, in all seriousness guys. it wasnt one of my best verses but i dont take my rapping "seriously" lol. thats why i posted it knowing it would get picked apart.

http://www.box.com/shared/gh6xqpx5z7

however i still firmly believe that me and my boy merked this track hahaha

oh yeah sorry im a fucking idiot obviously he was talking about malleus

the thread if you're actually curious: http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showthread.php?t=595001

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"run this shit straight up like a running back"

and you criticize asap rocky for not being clever lol

"it wasnt one of my best verses but i dont take my rapping "seriously" lol. thats why i posted it knowing it would get picked apart. "

mhmmmmmmm......

i mean lets be honest guys tho malleus is pretty bad

"run this shit straight up like a running back"

but thats not my line though

actually listening to the track more that first guy (who i think is "your boy") attacks the track well in terms of aggression and flow

lyrics still kinda suck though

oh my god is malleus the second rapper on that track

lol

oh my god

like oh


MA GAWD

does "merk" mean "sound like youre awkwardly breathing down my neck interspersed with moments of hilariously trying 'fast flow'" if so then yes you utterly merked that one

c'mon malleus when you listen to that do you really think you did justice to the track?

i mean the track is all DUN DUNDUND =D9DUUUND FUCK SDFHJDUFD and then you're like "yeah, uhh, yeah" and that's it

catch you by surprise like a bastard without eyes now im flippin stacks n cashin cheques like a fuckin enterprise

no but seriously i was 16 this is hilarious

especially the line about strapping up tight like an indecisive dyke

"does "merk" mean "sound like youre breathing down my neck interspersed with moments of hilariously trying 'fast flow'" if so then yes you utterly merked that one"

LMAO

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))))))))):*

are you kidding me man of course i did the track justice i fuckin busted a krayzie bone flow on those niggas

gabe take out the "code" at the endof the url

http://www.box.com/shared/gh6xqpx5z7

^sputnik got rid of his thing cuz it's code. its "less than slash a greater than", get rid of that shit and enjoy malleus's fiery flow

if you guys fail to recognize the awesome krayzie bone flow then u can just go die listening to asap rocky and lil b

trolled hard

malleus do you realize just how much your reflexive joke-y defense mechanisms parallel that of adb w/ his carbonized gnawing mandible tracks (the answer is a lot)

listen to purple swag chapter 2

there's this one part where it's EXACTLY like the bone flow. rapping fast isn't bone, it's about how you stress every syllable and make every syllable short

@faggotsona well i dont agree but whatever lol

gabe want to collab on a rap mixtape and release it onto the sputnik masses

real serious

^holy shit i support this without a hint of irony lol

lets hear u drop some fiyur

strap up tight like an indecisive dyke

Hmm. I meant the Bone flow isn't done badly, it's just really awkwardly how you try and switch flows, the lyrics are kinda corny rap battle stuff but you're way better than ya boy.

also is it just me or does it sound like you're walking closer and closer to an open fridge or a microwave or something? Something humming anyway.

ok malleus, "we get it"

idnuf have you heard the song east1999

and yeahhhh boi I be on that shit like....something...on another something

I actually do rap but I've been working on my production more lately lol

@malleus one of the first rap songs i ever liked

ok so gabe all of the beats are going to be me recording my microkorg thru a shitty amp + my laptop mic, the lyrics will consist entirely of "hashtag flow", are you in

okay good then you should get a fucking kick out of this

http://www.box.com/s/hz85n6kmhuc0pa7lhyhp

oh man this is an even older and shittier recording that you guys are gonna love

stop

uh yeah but only if I'm going to be able to rap like my boy #SODMG and my beats are going to be all made on Garage Band.

yeah its definitely the best thing you've ever done and here's why

you never rap with any passion. there are plenty of rappers that are enjoyable to listen to even though they have nothing going on lyrically that's interesting. here bone thugs gave you the fire you need, if you can put that on your own lyrics i might enjoy your tracks and im being completely serious

we should start a little dogma thing of rules of Rap Authenticity

rule 1: i decree that all songs must not only be made in garageband but also must include the preset metronome click that i always forget to turn off

"you never rap with any passion."

too busy trying to sound like domo genesis

"here bone thugs gave you the fire you need"

yeah i was moreless just trying to imitate each of them

2. Rap ain't genuine if you aren't saying "(X number) on my dick cuz I look like (Y character, real, historical or fictional)"

3. every track must have a chopped and screwed version which must then itself be re-chopped and screwed for bountiful purp value

4. You must use a ridiculous amount of slang that you only learned through hip-hop and would never ever use in real life. Make up slang that you think the scary darker folk would use if you don't know any yourself.

Motivation is still the best beat Clams has made

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcqGNDo2jzc

Best verse ASAP has done so far, also #SWAGSWAG #SWOOP

as cool as a fan, you mean?

its funny how gabe and idnuf were so mad "YOU DONT LOOK AT ALL ASPECTS OF HIP HOP"

clearly they didnt read my first post in this thread

no sry

"clearly they didnt read my first post in this thread"

I hadn't noticed it, so you get props for getting the fact that he isn't about lyrics.

he still is a great rapper though

nah, a great rapper is able to spit over a drum kick and nothing else.

tell you right now that asap would sound terrible under such circumstances.. he needs lotsta help from production

Maybe because he raps in a way that fits the production ?

And really can't see how you can be so sure of yourself, he might also be able to rip a drum kick.

I was wondering malleus, do you like any rapper that doesn't rap fast ? Serious question btw just
curious

Man what is this Triple Six Mafia bullshit? And Koopsta Knicca/Kingpin Skinny Pimp? They aren't technical. Goddamn they are such faggots and Eminem would not approve of them at ALL.

and Malleus likes Big KRIT.

"nah, a great rapper is able to spit over a drum kick and nothing else.

tell you right now that asap would sound terrible under such circumstances.. he needs lotsta help
from production"
lol yeah you tell em. ASAP is a fagqueer for trying to fit his rapping with his production style.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbCGQDfpt8c
Pretty cool freestyle/cypher. ASAP Ty Beats looks so much like Curren$y.

Fuck me, the hip hop threads on this site have taken a turn for the worse lately

Y would we judge rap artists on such a useless criterion oh my god. guess what rappers don't rap over just a bass drum so why should we care how they -would- sound doing it. jesus

"I was wondering malleus, do you like any rapper that doesn't rap fast ? Serious question btw just
curious"

how did you come up with that question? by looking at my album ratings or something? seems really random. but yeah i like lots of rappers who dont rap fast.. lol

"Malleus likes Big KRIT."

uhh?

"Y would we judge rap artists on such a useless criterion oh my god."

lmao youre such a whining faggot

@Malleus: I was pointing out how not all rappers you liked were fast.

anyway the drum beat thing is kind of a silly standard to hold what makes a good rapper lol.

"lmao youre such a whining faggot"

*cups ear* whats that? cant defend your shitty little argument? ok

you shouldn't take it to heart, kids. just extract the point that im obviously trying to make.

75% of the appeal behind asaps songs is in the catchy choruses, atmospheric beats, and the usage of that screw voice thing

all of those aspects can be attributed to production

theres nothing wrong with that

it doesnt make the album/mixtape bad

i would just like to hear asap over one boom-bap type of beat. a dj premier production or somethin, you know, somethin to rep his set rather than the city he wishes he was from.. a nice stripped down beat just a nice snare kick and fat bassline. no stupid screw voices. lets see how things go then.

When I first heard this mixtape, the song Trilla really stood out to me cuz the beat is pretty stripped down. But he's still usin' that same Mike Jones type flow that he always uses on that track.

to put it bluntly this niggas rapping is boring as fuck

he recycles the same flows on every song

you can find the same lyrical content on every song

etc

"i would just like to hear asap over one boom-bap type of beat. a dj premier production or somethin, you know, somethin to rep his set rather than the city he wishes he was from.. a nice stripped down beat just a nice snare kick and fat bassline. no stupid screw voices. lets see how things go then. "

but WHY?? what is the need for that. yes if you completely change everything about the "sonic environment" (or whatever) in which asap rocky raps then he would be potentially less enjoyable?!?! Wow: A Fucking Revelation

listening to mike jones right now

lovin these catchy choruses and screw voices

man i bet if you threw mike jones over a boom bap he would sound like shit

im not saying its a revelation bro im just sayin asap is a one dimensional piece of shit rapper, you dont have to get so mad

"he recycles the same flows on every song"
lol

"you can find the same lyrical content on every song"
So? Most rappers rap about the same stuff in the majority of their songs.

"i would just like to hear asap over one boom-bap type of beat. a dj premier production or somethin,
you know, somethin to rep his set rather than the city he wishes he was from.. a nice stripped down
beat just a nice snare kick and fat bassline. no stupid screw voices. lets see how things go then. "


wat.

Just wat.

no I'm not butthurt, no I'm not sensitive, no I don't really care that you dislike a rapper that I
like, but seriously, like seriously, wat.

"to put it bluntly this niggas rapping is boring as fuck

he recycles the same flows on every song

you can find the same lyrical content on every song"

this is pretty fucking true. there is a difference between talking about the same things and using the same words (i'm a pretty muthafuckahhhh)

in my opinion ASAP Rocky gets away with it and makes pretty good music because he has a tight flow and beautiful production which is very interesting to listen to and balances out his boring-ness.. but I agree with what Malleus is trying to say.

so much swag

"how did you come up with that question?"

By smoking too much weed. Sorry, it was a dumb question