They named their kid after a color.

good now she can go back to being hot

Jay-Z is one lucky son of a bitch.

"Blue Ivy Carter" good god celebrities are terrible at naming kids.

I don't understand why celebrities always have to be with other celebrities.

at least they didnt spell it like bleu eyevie or something retarded

"I don't understand why celebrities always have to be with other celebrities. "

Because if they're with anybody less, there will always be the sneaking suspicion that the person is with the celebrity for their status, not who they really are.

-_- why is this news here. Wait why is this news anywhere.... Also that name is awful. It would have
been much better if it was called poison ivy, that would have been news worthy at least.

I actually like the name Blue. Met a girl with that name last Halloween.

I didn't even know (or care, I guess) that she was pregnant.

what kind of detective are you

this is like the generation for ridiculous names

Jay-Z is one lucky son of a bitch. [2]

good now she can go back to being hot [2]

I don't care about this, I'm sorry

true heir to the illuminati throne

How is this news? Babies get born every day. If we had a news article every time that a baby was born then Jom would get carpal tunnel approving everything.

win set for life? nah just get born to jay-z and beyonce

How is this news? Babies get born every day. If we had a news article every time that a baby was born then Jom would get carpal tunnel approving everything.

#satire

i fucking hate all the people who post why is this news in every fucking news thread.

Do you really care about what makes it on the News Article here that much?

anyway, I wonder how the baby will end up looking since Beyonce's gorgeous and Jay-Z's ugly as fuck.

pretty sure it's Ivy Blue not Blue Ivy

#dontquityourdayjob

This isn't as bad as Apple. I could see her choosing to go by her middle name though.

I'd rather be named Apple I think.

The next pop culture heiress has been born.

Blue is an ok name actually but the fact that the full name is "Blue Ivy Carter" makes me want to molest rabbits.

pretty sure it's Ivy Blue not Blue Ivy [2]

We saw it the first time, DinoPurple.

Another terrible name for a celebrity's child

No, it's definitely Blue Ivy Carter.

Which, I might add, is a better name than, say, Shaenataqua Chonte Carter or something like that.

Fuck, Blue Ivy Carter isn't even that bad. I just don't like the name Blue for anyone. Probably because of Pokemon.

good god celebrities are terrible at naming kids [2]

"Because if they're with anybody less, there will always be the sneaking suspicion that the person is with the celebrity for their status, not who they really are."

On the contrary... Because if they're with another celebrity, there will always be the damn for sure suspicion that the celebrity is with the celebrity for their status, not who they really are.

sputnik goes tmz

"I don't understand why celebrities always have to be with other celebrities. "
they don't, but maybe they often are because in their line of work they're likely to meet

okay

now please make B'Day part II

I think the name Blue is horrible in general, but esp for a girl.
..then again it might be because whenever I hear "blue" as a name I think of
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DO5rnwhyju4

would only be a good name if her middle name was balls

I wish i was her gynecologist...

Britney Spears is marrying a non-celebrity soon. It's just if you're a celebrity (especially in the music business) you'll be touring with/meeting a lot of people of that fame.

Jay-Z now has an heiress for his hip hop empire

This is so musically relevant, I just shit a trumpet.

I knew a girl named Sapphire Peace. Beat that.

Blue Ivy sounds like a super expensive private school.

No, it's definitely Blue Ivy Carter.

Which, I might add, is a better name than, say, Shaenataqua Chonte Carter or something like that.

"Blue Ivy Carter" good god celebrities are terrible at naming kids. (3)

What is with celebs giving their kids awful names? Earlier this year Matthew Bellamy(Muse) gave his son the name "Bing"..... seriously?

Anyways, glad to see she's going to get back to being extremely hot.

that babies going to either be adorable or ugly

She's the hero Pandora deserves.

But not the one it needs.

i have the awesomest image of jay-z and kanye west jumping around in the hospital room blasting "niggas in paris" while beyonce is giving painful birth

^lol

"Blue Ivy Carter" good god celebrities are terrible at naming kids.[2]

Also, b-b-b-ball so hard.

good god celebrities are terrible at naming kids [3]

Isn't this a music news website?

THE BAH SO HAW MUFUCKAS WANNA FIGH ME

There's a 15 year old actor in the UK called Tyger Drew Honey, say no more.

I know a girl named Autumn Rain. I honestly have no idea what her last name is.

"What is with celebs giving their kids awful names? Earlier this year Matthew Bellamy(Muse) gave his son the name "Bing"..... seriously?"


Bing Bellamy is a classy name with a beautiful sense of alliteration and a whole lot of "setting my kid up for a shitstorm of getting their ass kicked." what are you talking about.

It feels like she just announced that she was pregnant yesterday. My sense of time is completely screwed over.

My niece is named Soledad Bleu Garcia (for some reason) so I guess I got used to the name "Blue." Still, as a first name?!?

Ivy Blue (Illumati's Very Youngest Born Living Under Evil)

not even Indigo?

Isn't this a music news website?

you're my boy, Blue!

I met a girl named Red once. Try and guess why.

This isn't bad as that girl naming her kid Apple and Moses

THAT SHIT CRAY

"makes me want to molest rabbits"


man...

Kid looks more like Jay-Z than Beyonce, poor little bastard.

This isn't bad as that girl naming her kid Apple and Moses

I was just about to bring that up, you beat me to it.

Moses? Never heard about that one.

Sounds like a porn star name.

Should have named the kid something epic like Agamemnon

"i have the awesomest image of jay-z and kanye west jumping around in the hospital room blasting "niggas in paris" while beyonce is giving painful birth"

hahahahahaha

Blue Ivy Carter (Boring Letters Unless Everything Is Veiled; Yes, Cryptic Acronyms Reveal Truth Everywhere. Really.)

"Agamemnon"? it's a girl lol

I heard the hospital closed off the whole ICU wing for this shit.. how dare anyone be in the wing when THEIR baby is coming, right? Really dumb of them because doing that just fueled the surrogate conspiracy theorists I'm sure.

Ha ha ha. Posted this and an article about new Have a Nice Life, yet the HANL one didn't go through.

if a half and half is mixed with a hazelnut does it become white or brown?

sputnik goes tmz

I wish i was her gynecologist...

I knew a girl named Sapphire Peace. Beat that.

Blue is my dog's middle name and even that sounds dumb

The fact that you gave your dog a middle name is dumb

"The fact that you gave your dog a middle name is dumb"

mom's dog technically but yeah i know right?

" if i had a daughter, guess what i would call her? Brooklyn Carter" - Jay-Z

Guess Jay didnt get his way after all. The kid's family is worth close to a billion dollars $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.

Explained: http://fuckyeahqueenbeyonce.tumblr.com/post/15509940782/blue-ivy-carter

hey guys.

it's Destiny's Child..

-_- why is this news here. Wait why is this news anywhere

man I would have sex with her even if it's all loose

yoo cah meet me at dah maaaaaaawwwwwwwwww

'"Agamemnon"? it's a girl lol'

Agamemnan then

Well, it's official. Jay-Z is defs a crip.

Blue? Really?

"at least they didnt spell it like bleu eyevie or something retarded"

Change "Blue" to "Poison" and have a son named Batman.

Then maybe I'll like you Jay-Z

YOURE MY BOY BLUE

The Site didn't have Jay-Z for some reason, so I chose another face that kind of looks like Jay-Z....this is what the baby will look like as a child.

http://www.morphthing.com/showimage/5/0/0/3493151/Baby-of-Gollum-and-Beyonce-Knowles.jpeg

"YOURE MY BOY BLUE"

hahaha. yes.

I wanted the title to be Beyonce gives brith to daughtry.

I'm blue.
Dabadee Dabadaa

This would be considered news if Beyonce sang with her vagina.

it's fucking sad that ppl care more about this bitches baby then they do for tony iommi having cancer

I hope her hotness can overcome how fugly Jay-Z is.

Neither is any of our business.

Jay actually suggested the name Blue, it's believed to be the name of an incredibly beautiful woman he once knew, and Ivy was reportedly chosen because of the roman numeral IV, as four is a very significant number to both parents

Thanks for sharing.

I thought this kid was like 5 already

lol at that bump.