This is the shit dreams are made of

just no

fair enough

Album of the year

U ain't crunk

"Teach Me How To Scream"
Rah rah rah.

omgz, they rox, they are so heavy. if u dont like dem then ur a retard hurr hurr hurrr

stoked

Lmao. "Celf-proclaimed"

WHY WONT YOU DIE!

This band is soo good, better than BTBAM, CONVERGE,OPETH DEP, and MESHUGGAH!! Best band of the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They are better than BTBAM and Opeth, that's fershure

not better than the word alive though.

OH NO NO NO, they are sooo much better than the word alive, and Godspeed put together!!

Crowing missed my lack of sarcasm.

i would do anything to have them in a locked room for 5 minutes with a condom(s)

Something tells me ''Epic Intro'' is just gonna be epic!!!

Where the fuck is Enrique?
We need him in our most darkest hour!

3. Always Go Hard

i bet most of you will listen to this just so you can rate it and make sarcastic/unfunny reviews

hey guys lets make fun of ourselves to make it seem like were not serious...

"i bet most of you will listen to this just so you can rate it and make sarcastic/unfunny reviews"

can't wait to read em.

They're so heavy,I think I'm gonna faint from those colors..sure this will be a masterpiece

envious of first guys gelled bangs.

stoked

PUMPED

I might buy multiple copies of this album...

oh dear...

fuck yes

awesome

i need a link to preorder

Hopefully they have a pillow deal like august burns red did.

or snuggies

always go hard

I hope they do as much experimentation with this album!

i'm expecting this to be kind of proggy, actually

1. Epic Intro
2. Dis Iz a Rager Dude
3. Always Go Hard
7. Teach Me How To Scream
8. Money Hungry Hoe
11. Da House Party
12. My Gurl
14. Ugly Bitch with a Mustache (skit)
15. Goose Gogglez
16. U Ain’t Crunk

loving these titles holy shit idck

I'm looking forward to some btbam long epic songs on this.

14. Ugly Bitch with a Mustache

U AIN'T CRUNK

[img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/09/07/article-1053181-028CFA0200000578-764_468x407.jpg[/img]

Album is gonna be so lawl

i go to lecture and i come back to see this shit?

FUCKING AWESOME

I hate them so much. like poison in my brain.

Brokencyde are the greatest trolls to ever exist.

Brokencyde suck at making music.

u just aint crunk

7. Teach Me How To Scream (feat. Jacob Bannon)

@ bailar14: Oh.™
@ bloc: YES actually good screams

At least the album art is tolerable...









...I think.

I was thinking the same thing...

Already?

obligatory derogatory comment . . . ory

If you don't get this band, you aren't indie enough

These guys have the sickest rhymes.

fuck I'm stoked.

I also enjoy masturbation with a cheese grater

AOTY.

gah this world really need jigsaw

You can't be fucking serious

u just aint crunk[2]

Faggotry.

KILL THESE MOTHERFUCKERS PLEASE

Prolly gunna sound like old Bring Me the Horizon, cause BMTH sound like old Architects, cause Architects sound like shit... also, Epic Intro is gunna be a 30 minute BTBAMesque, prog wanking song.

goose gogglez mang

I have a bonerrrrr!
Ain't nunthin' like gettin' krunk wit ma boyz in bR0k3nCyDe!!

Dat Ugly Bitch With a Moustache is a Money Hungry Hoe

Can't wait to teabag this album. [2]

can any of them even grow a mustache yet

i just cant wait for someone to make a review lol

U ain't crunk! Ugly bitch with a mustache.Whatcha want money hungry hoe? goose gogglez?

I'm so stoked for this cd.

Album details? How do you detail shit? Describe the chunks of corn?

Consistency. Always consistency

Fuck yes sir.

...I also enjoy masturbation with a cheese grater

I showed this band to my friend the other day. He killed himself the next day

R.I.P. Music
9/11/2010

its at least safe to say this wont beat GOLD COBRA.

I like the the track before Teach Me How To Scream is a skit called Teach Me How To Scream. Se7en must have taken lessons

I don't think I'll like this. I don't have a taste for post-rock.

9 november is gonna be the hottest day for sputnik and music world for sure

FUCK YES TIME TO GET KRUNK BITCHES, BC13 4 LYFE

stroked

wow, somebody from the kottomouth kings disgraced themself by being featured in one of their songs? borkencyde needs to die.

somebody has to terminate this "band"

Well I might as well kill myself after, music will never be this good again

Album is gonna suck.

it'll be interesting to see if these guys can top the masterpiece that was I'm Not A Fan, But The Kids Like It

Brokencyde? more like Wankencyde! amirite!?

Dear god, another one.

Brokencyde will never die eh?

We should test this statement.

"Brokencyde? more like Wankencyde! amirite!?"

Who do you think they are, Protest the Hero?

... srsly?




lameeeeee

hurt to read too

bc13 is srs bsnss

Son, I am disappoint.

DOES ANYONE IN THE ROOM PLAY AN INSTRUMENT!?

Nahh bra, we do pigsqueelz and rap.

siq rhymes and gangsta rap*

you guys really just dont understand this band. theyre musical visionaries. Like Bach and Steve Martin.

Eddie Murphy/ Rick James - Party all the time

That song was the main inspiration for this cd.

Oh man, I love reading BC13 comments, they make my day

it said so in their documentary.

So Brokencyde rape cats right?

What is this, i don't even

It's the future DivineComedy.
It's the future.

Anticipated album of the year
Album of the year
Album of the decade

I hope Antz can somehow play his fog machine on the album

I want troll reviews NAOW

I like this band, they don't afraid of any trollz.

every single human being on this planet was given an extensive open-ended questionnaire concerning what it is to be, or not to be, a troll living on planet earth. Questions probed the deepest depths of trollhood, from obscure troll-diet questions all the way to the hobbies of the fully matured troll. Through this intricate troll weed-out procedure, wannabe trolls were cast aside and sacrificed amongst their village. Only a handful of trolls possessed the wits and resolve to fully complete this rite of passage and ultimately go on to sharing with the world their trollrific ideas through song and dance. They are soldiers. They are erudites. They are brokencyde. Welcome to the trollvolution. Always go hard.

I loled at the immediate aforesaid.

please spell "ho" correctly

I'm sick.

I aim to troll like brokencyde one day.

It's almost as if the band is rubbing it in with that album title.

This album is gonna be bigger, better, and more dynamic then Diamond Eyes, Option Paralysis, Jane Doe, As the Roots Undo, and None So Vile put together. The atmospheric lyrics and amazing jaw dropping vocal harmony will be ones that will shock and stop the world, right before it turns it upside down.

just dont forget the grammy award broh

just don't forget EVERY grammy award broh*

there fixed it for ya

Also the Nobel peace prize, complementary BJ's from the royal family AND.... a Sputnik feature (!)

That last one is the rarest of them all!

"self-proclaimed "Kings of Crunkcore" Brokencyde"

Subtle yet effective crack at this shitty, shitty band. Hats off to the Sputnik Staff

16. U Ain’t Crunk

the band will probably be knighted for their valiant efforts

If you guys dont like this then u aint crunk enough

post avant-garde crunk

BC13 are musical visionaries. enough said.

this is obviously the best thread in 2010

this is obviously the best thread in 2010

I thought these guys died from alcohol poisoning? Damnit.

doo doo pie.

Yes, finally the only decent release of 2010!

why

i dont think you can provide many reasons as to why not

yes! cant wait

Post avant-garde technical progressive blackened deathcrunk

Post avant-garde technical progressive blackened deathcrunk


This

Post-crab avant-garde technical progressive blackened neo-deathcrunk

File under

Orgasm music

post music

i saw this article and threw up a lung in anticipation. it was rather horrible.

Look. The first song is called "Epic Intro". They are dead fucking serious. I mean, they don't fuck around.

8. Money Hungry Hoe

They must mean the gardening appliance.

I feel sorry for the person that has to listen to this to write a review, hour of your life gone and will never get back

STOKED!!! THESE GUYZ DESERVE AWARDZ!!!

This is why we can't have nice things.

im just wondering.. does this shit actually sell? how were they able to afford a second album? a kid in my class told me one day "dude i love brokencyde" i literally lol'd...he was serious....lol'd again

u just aint crunk

Clearly a top contender for AOTY.

With lingo like "Dis" and "Da", you can't really go wrong ^

the misspelling of "ho" as "hoe" gets me so hard

This will be Br00tal guys.

crunk-tacular

You think these guys just keep writing songs to troll Sputnik?

There's no way any reasonable human could or would make this shit.

theyre in it for the music

they're in it for the passion ♥

you know who is on the rise and is like the male version of kesha? his name is t. mills. look up his video for stupid boy. some girl I was talking to is obsessed with him. it hurts me.

Ke$ha is a musical god

I don't want to live anymore.

dont be such a pussy

GET LOW GET LOOSE GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR!
I'M NOT JUST A STUPID BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Fuck this is brutal. Yet I like it.

fuck my life.

He's def bi.

or as my best friend puts it, "really sexual person" (yeah fucker likes dick. Just found out about that gross)

he learns from the best

no, my buddy is a bi. this t - mills faggot just seeeeems gay.

guys want to see a fucked up youtube video that literally scares me?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuCw5k-Lph0&feature=channel

fuckin salad fingers

first time seeing salad fingers.

I wont sleep tonight...My friends, hold me

it's okay I'm rocking the mortal kombat theme. It's baller as fuck

fuck yeah bro

TEST YOUR MIGHT.

boo boo boo be boo be boo be be boo boo

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT

would shit bricks if i saw that at a show

totes

Street Fighter >>>>>>>>>>> Mortal Kombat

jerkin your joystick >>>>>>>>>>>>> street fighter

enrique speaks truth

I liked street fighter a lot but I think Mortal Kombat was better on a few reasons. Mainly the whole storyline revolving around it..and come on, fatalities? when you were a kid don't tell me you didn't look online and cycle through every character and perform all of their fatalities, animalities fucking...what ever else they had.

Being a visible minority >>>>>> Street fighter movie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fp6oBYwIqhc

most epic fight scene ever. scorpion is the master of one-liners haha

"mortal kombat movie>>>>>>>street fighter movie."

absofuckinlutely

I'm buying this album just to smash it.

needs another hilarious waior review