Canadians know what's up

It wouldn't be suprising if it was true

yeah we do know what's up.

still I'm pissed this isn't true

someone needs to rape this group of misfits out of existence

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kind of ridiculous that we need a news article to proclaim a story about this band a hoax. they need no additional attention.

that wasn't meant as a slight against you Davey, props for not approving the original (although it still managed to get buttloads of comments)

i liked it better before it was a hoax =(

Jesus Christ, just look at that picture.

I really really wish it were true.

"although a cursory glance at the address bar should have been sufficient evidence that it was not in fact the real thing."

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If only they would be on a plane that landed on an island never to be found.

Film the blond guy getting eaten by his two cohorts and I'll be plenty satisfied.

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yeah they need to tour in the bermuda triangle.

Maybe they could open for Justin Bieber in North Korea.

^ nice, will remember that one

cmmt for breakdown

holy shit wylie that is the best thing youve ever said i think

Is that actually going to happen?

We can only hope.

DA FUCK!!!

Sadly, North Korea probably won't let Beiber in, no one there knows he exists, and Beiber's parents probably wouldn't let him go, so, it won't come to fruition.

Which would you rather see, this not being a hoax or Justin Beiber going to North Korea?

according to disney or some shit that whole poll thing was fake and it didn't have their consent so i HIGHLY doubt it's happening
also sad a hell this news isn't true

now i'm sad

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and crunkcore will live to fight again another day....

dammit

lol you could probably nail them for some underage charges anyways

if only...

my day sucks now

i could actually see these fucks use it as a publicity stunt.

They arn't Canadian so fuck no. But I could see them paying someone in Canada to do it.

Its okay Rosa, its happened to all of us. Was so pissed though.

This news is more heartbreaking than Dio

I fucking said it

student from Canada is a genius...

WHY THE FUCK COULDN'T THIS BE TRUE.


and i agree with titan, this is so much more heartbreaking..

Hey, it was funny while it lasted right?

ya but it would have been sooo much funnier

I'm glad the thing was a hoax, and I hope the bands files a lawsuit against the Canadian for libel.

Could have figured... They don't have the balls to do something like that.

I met these guys once

they were fags, they were hitting on me

finding out brokencyde was arrested for statutory rape and child porn is news.

finding out brokencyde was not arrested for statutory rape and child porn is not news.

What! Whitesnake better then Zep... that's Blasphamy! Burn them!!!

these guys are so good.

But better than Zeppelin, that's saying something.

but Brokencyde is so original....

^ absolutely

Terrible band, shoulda happened.

By the way, sign this petition.

http://www.thepetitionsite.com/1/hot-topic-stop-selling-brokencyde-merchandise

Pretty women go there

Went to walmart tonight, saw brokencyde cds, hid them inside of tires.

Went to walmart tonight, saw brokencyde cds, hid them inside of tires.

8bit is my new hero, can't imagine the man who got the tire, "oh, whats this in my new tires?" *Puts in brokencyde Cd and shortly after drives off cliff to ease the pain in his ears*

GIMME THE BALL GIMME THE BALL GIMME THE BALL GIMME THE BALL

Shouldn't their violation of all forms of audible sounds on this earth be enough to get them life in a mexican prison?

what a shame this wasn't true

Aw

maybe we should be glad. if brokencyde (the pioneers of modern day crunkcore btw) were destroyed, they would be seen as martyrs and scene kids all around the nation would rise to avenge them by creating their own crunkcore bands. with this slowly devouring the nation, they would instill crunkcore on every radio station and all non-crunk would be banned. it would escalate into an almost dystopian state where artists like dot dot curve and scene kidz would govern the rule of the land. yes we dodged that bullet....

that 14 trillion bail out plan was really to engineer the greatest crunkcore album of all time. hes the devil.

I didn't hear about this, but lol

How do you arrest a hoax?

btw i mentioned obama and teh devil in my 666th comment and it was in a brokencyde thread. coincidence? or tragic omen?

maybe the prophecy will come true. perhaps the anti-christ of crunk was just born at that very moment.

Shivers up my spine.

se7en is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse

as do i. spacey is faptastic. i suppose the other 3 horsemen would be from other atrocious bands.

One of the Horsemen would definitely be that Blood on the Dance Floor "singer."

yes of course. then dot dot curve and blood on the dance floor. or some variation of crunk.

oh shit posted right before i did

worst news ever

with sick manifestations like this coming in the last decade who knows what genre will be created in this next decade that could possibly top crunkcore.

but its almost genius to combine two so different genres like crunk and shitty modern day screamo..... what could be next?

oh gawd post-hardcountrycore

I really don't want to imagine...

perhaps the inbred scene kids of alabama could create it. crunkcore had its origination in new mexico. nows its all over the nation.

autotuned screams about his cow 'bessy' and banjo breakdowns

LOL...comment of the year?

Definitely.

iwrestledabearonce kinda did that sorry.

bands pretty shitty yeah.

power folk?

black piano metal

or acoustic trip hop

my god that would be horrible. maybe its dangerous mentioning so many experimental genres on the internet. maybe some one will get inspired by our words. would hate to have to listen to synth ska in the future.

I love how everything you just said has been done before. Take it from me, none of that's new.

show me an artist that uses piano as lead instrument to construct black metal soundscapes

any power folk band is an insta 5 no joke

andrew jackson jihad and defiance ohio are more punk folk yeah. but theyre good bands.

autotuned screams about his cow 'bessy' and banjo breakdowns

too bad

Ass bandits.

This article needs more references to Johnny Hobo and the Freight Trains.

WHY DID THIS NOT HAPPEN??!??

total buzzkill

lol

Band still needs to sue for libel.

we need to sue band for aural rape

it isnt rape if you consented to listen to it

Bluegrass grindcore: Monistat has some songs along that line/ Ephel Duath used to verge on it
Powerfolk: Kokumaromilk

I don't think they are smart enough to sue.

fuck this band

this thread is full of lulz!

Bluegrass grindcore: Monistat has some songs along that line/ Ephel Duath used to verge on it
Powerfolk: Kokumaromilk

though power folk wasnt too hard to find i imagine.

I don't think they are smart enough to sue.

are you implying that BrokeNCYDE's music required intelligence to write?

A blind monkey on crack can write better then them

are you implying that BrokeNCYDE's music required intelligence to write?

it takes the mind of a complete genius or maniac to comprise crunkcore. based on ones perspective the line is easily blurred.

'There's a fine line between genius and insanity, but if you know how to walk that line no one can stand in your way.'

I NEED A HOT GIRL!
I NEED A HOT BOY!
I NEED A HOT GIRL!
I NEED A PROJECT CHICK!!!

yeah that took so much intelligence to write

to quote a soundoff from the "I'm Not A Fan..." album:

Having five monkeys yelling at a mic for an hour is not music.

'There's a fine line between genius and insanity, but if you know how to walk that line no one can stand in your way.'

yeah, they prey on the ignorant masses. pretty cynical.

yeah. no one in their right mind would mix this shit together and call it music.

saw a crunkcore kid in the put at warped. punched him in the back of the head.

go watch their "in the studio with brokencyde" video on YouTube. guarantee you hate them even more after viewing.

lmao have it bookmarked already

"yo [n words] I iz se7en and I iz da hawtest in da group."

but crunkcore is genius. i have to say it. these guys know how to market utter shit and cash in big time.

they were already rich kids from Beverly hills according to them, so

I thought they were from New Mexico...

yeah crunkcore was born (shouldve been aborted) in new mexico

lol would probs work better than an entire electric fence and the army patrolling 24/7

fuck you immigration law, brokencyde wil BREE BREE the illegals away

im for it.

they shouldve played this shit to the captives in gitmo instead of good shit like NIN. i woudlve loved a metal vacation.

discussion on this page brings the lulz

cuz it was loud and the middle east folks werent used to it i guess.

they even had a light show man! i want that!

the downward spiral is the shit mang. but they played more stuff though

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/28144557

now that im looking at it again it looks like a sweet setlist

lol same. would be a bitchin vacation. the guys mustve just been playin watever they knew was good.

if only. if they played this shit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-Ep8taItGk

id tell them anything they wanted

omg i'm still pissed.

It brings a smile to my face knowing it was a hoax.

I feel like they should play these guys in clubs

i didnt even last 30 seconds listening to that lol

im pretty familiar with most of the shitty scenecore crunk. (just look at my ratings) blood on the dance floor are pretty fucking horrible. you are right with that one. scecne kidz are down there as well.

oh ya

http://www.sputnikmusic.com/soundoff.php?albumid=59102

dude, I didn't know music this shitty existed....

welcome to my life

http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?memberid=433696&listid=47885

enriques decade list ;)

owl city is just overplayed and non creative at all really.

aiden is just generic, but their newest album is lolbad. his voice is terrible.

william control is his solo stuff. waaaaaayyyyyyyy worse.

youre scaring me andcas. first william control then youll go to scenecore bands. then crunkcore to finish it off. you must be cleansed.

enrique is here to make sure you dont turn to crunk. guilty pleasures are okay once in a while, hence the name, but dont go off the boat too much.

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been there done that

is all gewd. enrique says carry on then.

Myspace will never die.

Damn, I was hoping this was true...These guys are a disgrace to music as we know it

idc what you people say, this band is killer so forget you all

Nah dawg forget YOU

Thanks for creating an account tell us this. I'll inform the others.
@seven

All of you guys are just hatters
GET CRUNK MOTHER FUCKERS!!!

sevensicknesses you are so right, brokeNCYDE is fucking amazing

yeah fuck dem haters who the hell do they think they are wearing hats and not appreciating da crunkcore yo!

That petition's not gonna mean a thing, cause they're only interested in shit selling and god damn it, does that shit sell.

Wait a minute.. this is an OLD news article. DAMN IT FIRST THE CHAD KROEGER THING NOW THIS? Stop reviving this shit please.

puzzles, brokeNCYDE's music does sell. some many people like it. but just rember that hatters make them famous. BC13 forever!!!
andcas ur a fag to want someone to go to jail for a hoaxs and fprm somethin that will never come true. and you rember too, hatters make them famous! and all you hatters are so fucked up you know that?

"I still pray everyday that this becomes real."

you pray that some innocent child gets raped. sometimes you say some pretty fucking stupid things

ur just retarded. they dont rape innocent kids, thats not brokeNCYDE's style. brokeNCYDE would not do that cuz if they did they would be screwed and lose everything so there not gonna do that. people who think they will are just retarded and belive every little white lie that there told

rosaparks, wtf???

ur just retarded. they dont rape innocent kids, thats not brokeNCYDE's style. brokeNCYDE would not do that cuz if they did they would be screwed and lose everything so there not gonna do that.

The damaged is done. Monkey's out of the bottle, man. He doesn't go back in, he only comes out.