Such a stupid reason to possibly send him to prison.
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yeah thats pretty ludicrous
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good no need to burn down polands churches in protest
although it would still be fun :c
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Yes I'm writing two reviews for christcore bands on rrr so I can reference this, maybe?
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There was never really much possibility of him going to prison
didn't stop him from shitting his pants and apologizing really quickly though
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dude have you seen norwegian prisons?
they make you sit there and listen to wykked wytch 23 hours a day 7 days of the week
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um which has what do with poland?
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Glad he didn't get incarcerated, I want Behemoth to release more new stuff.
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dude have you seen norweigan prisons?
fail
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Norwegian prisons apparently feature cottages and optional horseback riding/skiing, or the cell types feature recording studios and flat screens in your room. This is according to Maxim, Scandinavia has pretty soft prisons from what else i've read. Finland especially.
The low crime rates is unsuprising.
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Why is the low crime rate unsurprising? If out prisons were like that id commit crimes every here and there just for a free stay there
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I almost feel obligated to go to Norway and just do that. Fishing and snowboarding and heading back to an isolated cottage in the woods, yeah, that's my dream right there.
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Again Religion thought it had the upper hand. In Mexico somehwere......not sure where haha might not be mexico just read somewhere, they dont allow cancer patients to take weed through their Kemo which is proven to help them through the illness, but they allow Monks to take hallucinogenic drugs to help them "contact" God. I mean wtf. Luckily this Court was cool about this and didnt let the Church have the upper hand.,
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Let the battle of Negal pictures and Enrique pictures commence
GO!
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Isn't there some rapper they can find to send to prison? Or at least a vocalist without any talent.
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...
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So, wait, it's not a crime? But I thought that was the whole point.
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nergal's girlfriend is a babe...
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HELL ya!
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there's a really big norwegian prison. It's called Norway.
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lolwut
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My girlfriend's visiting her family in Poland right now, she told me about this earlier today, it was on a news broadcast there
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too br00t for prison
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Guy's a douchebag either way. Lol @ super fast apology.
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well at least it got dismissed, should of never happened anyway. Such a stupid reason.
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If he was put in prison he would just get Satan to bust him out.
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True.
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I really wanted him to go to prison.
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gonna start ripping up bibles now by my church brb
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yay nergal!
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[img]http://decibelmagazine.com/assets/uploads/forehead_nergal.jpg[/img]
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LOL LOOK AT HIS HEAD
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dating this...
[img]http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/dorota_doda_rabczewska_391.jpg[/img]
...brb, gonna start a blackened dm band
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she looks kinda fat and photoshopped to look toned js
[img]http://decibelmagazine.com/assets/uploads/forehead_nergal.jpg[/img]
LOL HIS HEAD
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meh
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I kinda wish he went to prison so I wouldn't have to hear another crappy Behemoth album from my friends lol.
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Satan would say "you apologized like a pussy, I'm not getting you out."
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...
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LOL HIS FOREHEAD IS SO BIG.
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...
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iz dat sum booty i c?
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...
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nah man u blind
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...
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His forehead takes up like half his face.
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...
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His corpse paint looks like he did a ton of cocaine after changing the oil in his car (and is really sloppy at doing both).
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LOOK AT THAT WOMAN
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[img]http://decibelmagazine.com/assets/uploads/forehead_nergal.jpg[/img]
LOL
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remove the stone of shame. attach the stone of triumph
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[img]http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/image.php?u=188378&dateline=1278044490[/img]
LOL
but wtf at the same time...
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[img]http://decibelmagazine.com/assets/uploads/forehead_nergal.jpg[/img]
WHO WAS HEAD?
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No pantiez.
how does thong?
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[IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/nxwghj.jpg[/IMG]
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...
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Ugh, I hate "metal" girls soooo much. They look so trashy and have horrid fashion sense.
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...
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They look so trashy and have horrid fashion sense.
Word.
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[img]http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/3/34/Bitches_dont_know_dat_ass.jpg[/img]
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http://i50.tinypic.com/nxwghj.jpg
stupidest pants everrrrrrr
and nergal looks like a coke dealer lolololol
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...
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Or she's just a tacky whore...
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But yeah, if you guys didn't notice, Polish people have booties. Thank God for my heritage.
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she's a pop star, mappy
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...
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lol his head
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she's a pop star, mappy
so she IS a whore, gotcha
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...
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He's probably like I LOOK SO EVIL!!!
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...
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...
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lol going to the beach in cut off shorts and a motley crüe shirt
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He looks so peppy visiting the beach, should not he enjoy other stuff, like raping a squirrel in some recondite dungeon?
roflmao
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Gnarly
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[IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/14nejw6.jpg[/IMG]
Who's the other person touching his tra-la-la?
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Oh wait, he's bending his arm...
I forget you can do that nowadays
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stupid law. probably just works as an empty threat deterrent. the story behind that ridiculous picture is that nergal discovered he'd ran out of moisturiser for his dry-ass skin.
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[img]http://decibelmagazine.com/assets/uploads/forehead_nergal.jpg[/img]
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Nergal is a rather well dressed gentleman.
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Hate all you want, his band is still awesome and at the end of the day he's still dating a pop star and I'd be willing to bet he has loads of money.
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No way that's his significant other. I mean, that'd be like Lars Ulrich banging a supermodel.....
Despite having a huge forehead, it could be worse. I mean, he could be that one topless fat dude who appears at every metal concert.
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^this (entire thread)
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No way that's his significant other. I mean, that'd be like Lars Ulrich banging a supermodel.....
you're a moron, they're definitely together, you can easily tell from the pics without even reading about it
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oh and if you look at the beach pics, in the one all the way to the right you can see how her feet are like the same size as his lololololol
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i want my face in her pussy after he covered it in nergal juice
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Classy...
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...
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ur welcome for introducing dis 2 sputnik n_n
[img]http://decibelmagazine.com/assets/uploads/forehead_nergal.jpg[/img]
LOL LOOK AT HIS HEAD
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...
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[img]http://decibelmagazine.com/assets/uploads/forehead_nergal.jpg[/img]
NIGGA I GRIM AS FAWK, WHO TOUCHED MY INVERTED CROSS?
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...
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that's a great article title.
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If you're interested, Nergal turned from a niche musician into first-class tabloid fodder in Poland after he began dating this woman (her stage name is Doda, she's a 'provocative' pop star). Still, all of a sudden, Behemoth's new album and concerts were talked about everywhere, there were posters on every CD shop's front, etc. etc. The music didn't hit pop waves, though ;) But still, Nergal is suddenly universally recognized in Poland, not by his music, though. I guess tabloid readers would get a heart attack upon hearing one of Behemoth's songs x)
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'He can be serious at times, though.'
lol. he's one fake ass nyukah. His girlfriend might face the same charges as him haha. her wikipedia page makes her sound like a really dumb biznitch.
'Doda often refers to herself as the "Queen" while treating other people with disrespect even on the live TV shows. In 2008, Doda spat on cabaret actors from the KMN group for using her name in a comedy sketch.'
haha. can't take everything from wiki at face value though.
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Gtfo I already used that avatar like 8 months ago and it isn't brutal anymore
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...
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her feet are seriously just as big as his, its incredible
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...
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'Gtfo I already used that avatar like 8 months ago and it isn't brutal anymore'
who cares?
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can't really say i cared much what happened either way
being in prison probably would've helped to freshen up behemoth's sound though
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"No way that's his significant other. I mean, that'd be like Lars Ulrich banging a supermodel....."
"you're a moron, they're definitely together, you can easily tell from the pics without even reading about it"
I was being sarcastic.
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being in prison probably would've helped to freshen up behemoth's sound though
this, in all honesty. they've been sounding a bit dry with their DM stuff
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Nergal's Forehead is the Antichrist
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thank fucking god.
would be a disgrace if he had gone to prison.
but hey, something good might come out of it... just look at Varg. Belus was fantastic.
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