Is she 18 yet? If not, I don't care.

Maybe?

Ha ha, this is wonderful.

Not yet, which is why I still care.

its only a matter of time before she goes crazy too.

I'm glad i read this news, thank you

hahahaha @prophet

My 1st Sputnik News bit!

@redsky: She'll be legal this November, just in time for Thanksgiving!

Lol this girl is trying WAY too hard.

LOL WUT

wheres the vid?

the entire video just screams

"HEY DADDY
DADDY
LOOK AT ME DADDY


DADDY
LOOK AT ME"

You mean from innocent teenager with religious values that does what Disney and parents want to a teenage whore, who will still claim religious values, that does what her record company wants.

hopefully she'll stay hot until at least she does nudes, unlike lohan...

I enjoyed that, song was ok. Her voice is a very guilty pleasure of mine.

I don't think she'll mess up like Lindsey did.

the wings are cool. the song and everything else is totally not.

laughed pretty hard at the first shot of her

lol "i wanna drive"

cuz she's too young for her license. lol

who let Lady Gaga and Adam Lambert babysit?

"I go through guys like money flyin’ out their hands"

wow lol

18 or gtfo.

better get mike jones to help this bitch

i can teach this bitch sum thangss, sure.

Shit just got real.

the party in the usa video is still hotter.

laughed pretty hard at the first shot of her

lol wow this is like trying too hard

Watched 5 seconds and died laughing

bitch needs to fill that mouth to block the noise coming out of it.

At least she's skilled at degrading herself. Girl will never be hot whether she's 18, 27 or 84.

i loved her in the movie The Last Song but i think her music sucks more dick than Lady Gaga's ex. Why can't she just retire?

lol this video.

what is this i don't even

Weird.. is this her "I'm almost 18 time to go wild" video or something? She was all over girls even.

I approve. Nice legs.

Well. That gave me an erection.

What the hell did I just watch...can't wait to see how the public/media will react to this one though. It's a matter of time before she goes looney too.

Also, I'm pretty sure anyone can write a successful pop hit these days as long as the rhythm is swung, there's a copious amount of autotune, and the lyrics/music video reek of vagina.

hey did you mean full on pornstar?
that dancing is reminiscent of Elaine from Seinfeld

Lol, I just died a little inside.

Meanwhile at the Cyrus house: Billy Ray sheds a solitary tear as his achy breaky heart has finally been broken.

Cool video.

i'll tame her

song = pretty catchy, video = meh

she's so trashy. you guys must love slutty looking girls.

......Wow. I thought it would take a little longer before she got to this. And as predicted, it doesn't suit her. It comes off as hilarious and trying really, really hard.

This video is the definition of daddy issues. It also got me hard, so I'm not complaining.

おいしいこれ

she sounds exactly like britney and why the fuck is she a bird

i am 12 and what is this?

Fap Fap Fap Fap.

i'd hit it, wings and all

That was beyond retarded.

lmfao so bad

おいしいこれ

it means "this"

it all makes sense now

:D

And not just any kind of bird, she transforms into an Aves Cyrus, a rare species of sexy dancing pop star bird that can't be caged.

And not just any kind of bird, she transforms into an Aves Cyrus, a rare species of sexy dancing pop star bird that can't be
caged.

How did you find out about me???

if she was trying to look sexy in that vid she failed. a lot.

the whole vid and the feel was a big fail.

It's already been confirmed, her worth will be depleted by 2013.

http://www.theonion.com/video/entertainment-scientists-warn-miley-cyrus-will-be,14246/

Kinda difficult to remain flaccid.

video won't load. Is it one of these 'only available in the US' dealies?

the 'is she 18 if not i dont care' comments make me laugh

as if u actually have a chance anyway. u were probably fapping to her when she was 15 and you'll continue to do that now

your point is

idk what my point is bro i dont know who u are and i think youre just mad and accusing me of being
some guy and i don't know why

why

god the review site sucks

I thought this article was going to be about her finally starting a career in porn hahahahaha.

she's really not that good looking. i really wanna punch her in the face after that song.

idk what my point is bro i dont know who u are and i think youre just mad and accusing me of being
some guy and i don't know why

why

god the review site sucks

She could certainly be wearing less, that's for sure.

The missing daddy syndrome

Is the song itself any good? I admit that I actually like her voice (autotuned and all)

sweet

The music in this was terrible. Party in the USA was legit, but there isn't a hook at all in this song. Autotune and crappy synth lines are not viable replacements for good melodies.

Yeah this song really sucks. What ever happened to pop music having decent singers and melodies. I miss the good ole days of nysnc and backstreet boys lol

what are you talking about the song is amazing

it's what i do

there's plenty of 17 year old sluts out there

she isn't attractive at all tho

it's ok cause i'm 17 too

and i'm also a stinkin ho'

i'm pretty sure to not find her hot would require not having a penis

i mean, the song sucks, but that's why god invented the mute button

or being a lesbian.... and shut up, the song is amazing

she isn't hot at all

lighting/make up artists can make most people look reasonably attractive but even so she's mediocre

no miley :/ After I gave your last EP thing a POSITIVE rating, you go and shame me with this crap song . . . haha

to not find her hot would require being a lesbian?
i think you may have misworded that, or read my comment wrong

why did you have to say that? you clearly know what i meant to say

seriously, why the fuck does this bitch get more exposure than demi lovato? not saying her music is godly but at least she can sing.

Even when a mediocre chick gets to moving like that, you'll pop one.

johnny i dont get why you have to be so defensive over it.
i wasnt trying to offend you or anything

She is an ugly human cheesesteak, her image is almost in the grave next to high school musical and zac effron

... and the transformation to Britney Spears continues

All she needs is a couple of kids and some drug allegations

all she needs is a shlong in her booty by me

That was a really really terrible song and the image she tries to promote with it comes off as completely phony. Not even catchy in a "get the fuck out of my head" way....

edit: I agree about the wings... when I saw that at the start of the video I was impressed. Than the music started.

look at those wings, jesus christ.

Oh hey Britney 2.0

Sex tape incoming.

ugh this sucks just all of it

this slag is about as attractive as simon birch

funniest video i've seen all week

dont be dissin' simon birch

miley looked better in party in the usa video. the song suited her style more and the sexuality was more subtle

*jim smile*

dammit bobby

Somebody's been listening to too much lady gaga. She really needs to chill the fuck out, or just get it over with and release a sex tape...

Crazy teenagers...when will they learn?

Yay! Another Disney whore!

i have a nice miley sized space in my basement

party in the usa is my guiltiest of guilty pleasures

No, just because I'm aware it's bad music. I could care less if she's legal or not

No, but that sounds bizzarre enough to be true - the Jay-Z part that is, it's a given she didn't write the song

I fail to realise how she can't have at least heard Jay-z's name before recording that song. I'm guessing she's really sheltered, and in the brief moments ol' billy ray lets her off the leash she goes crazy and rubs up against everything in sight

^im guessing that

This couldn't be the same Miley Cyrus whos concert I was grudgingly dragged into because my sister HAD to go. You know the one with the show on Disney channel. Its funny that they have the same name.