omgomgomgomg
this song is so epic

oh and PS

The staff members better not edit my zinger of a article title like they always do.
you can't make this shit up, it's too clever

.................

Awesome right?

You know what?

You guys are dicks. That's all.
You're just dickheads.

hahahahahha

PirateSquid, what was the unedited zinger of a title?

Pfffft, I forget half my zingers.

I think it was something along the lines of, "Millionaires Get Freaky for MTV" or something as amazingly hilarious as that.

The point of the matter is, staff members keep being douchebags.

santa slap me on the wrist
add me to your naughty list
all the boys r singin im a ho ho ho

Millionaires have this complicated, progressive sound. What with their jazzy post-rock interludes, genius time-signature changes, and it's like they even create their own scales of notes. Their lyrics are nothing but pure, soulful poetry dripping to the core with metaphor and abstract thought which you have to dissect to get their introspective meaning.

While my opinion may be unpopular, you really do have to be musically mature to fully get the Millionaires for the artists they truly are. King Crimson is an obvious influence on their style, and they've finally surpassed their 'teacher', so to speak, with their latest songs.

You have to listen to the real intricate, yet minimalistic bridges while tuning in to their artwork. You see, I refuse to call it even an album anymore, it really is nothing but pure art.

For example, one of their true masterpieces is 'I Like Money'. It is simply an example of how varied and progressive they are with their inclusion of latin guitar and retrospective social commentary and soaring note structure.

tl;dr
Even if you are kidding

Prolly cuz I copypasta'd this from a debate I had with a friend on how awesome Millionaires was.

I'd rather die than listen to a brokeNCYDE/Millionaires song. They're grouped into the same level of bad, even if brokeNCYDE are better musicians cause they can actually play an instrument.

no they dont^

piratesquid you are really bad at making -fake- arguments as to why shitty bands are good or whatever

Millionares doesn't even deserve to be labeled pop.

I still think the one on the far right is hot

piratesquid you are really bad at making -fake- arguments as to why shitty bands are good or whatever

I really like how they evoke the concepts of sex and alcohol. No one's ever really done it quite so well before, or with quite the same vocal supremacy.

i lasted about 10 seconds. i am not.....strong.....enough.....

"I still think the one on the far right is hot"

agreed I would like to evoke the concept of sex all over her face.

I hate those alien glasses girls sometimes wear.

The ones that cover their entire face? Yeah it pisses me off a lot.

For some reason I read this as "Millencolin".

Talk about disappointment.

I learned how to spell "alcohol."

Glad i could help.



And lol@cocaine, worst mix up ever.

classic stuff

There should be a contest for whomever can finish a whole song of theirs, wins 1 billion dollars. Cause that this is just terrible.

I hate those alien glasses girls sometimes wear.

this is poop

I have met one girl those glasses looked good on ever and she was wearing ONLY them during sex. She had just had lasik 4 days earlier so couldn't take em off cause it was day time. Her being naked was probably the only reason they looked good.

piratesquid you are really bad at making -fake- arguments as to why shitty bands are good or whatever

Millionaires have this complicated, progressive sound. What with their jazzy post-rock interludes, genius time-signature changes, and it's like they even create their own scales of notes. Their lyrics are nothing but pure, soulful poetry dripping to the core with metaphor and abstract thought which you have to dissect to get their introspective meaning.

While my opinion may be unpopular, you really do have to be musically mature to fully get the Millionaires for the artists they truly are. King Crimson is an obvious influence on their style, and they've finally surpassed their 'teacher', so to speak, with their latest songs.

You have to listen to the real intricate, yet minimalistic bridges while tuning in to their artwork. You see, I refuse to call it even an album anymore, it really is nothing but pure art.

For example, one of their true masterpieces is 'I Like Money'. It is simply an example of how varied and progressive they are with their inclusion of latin guitar and retrospective social commentary and soaring note structure.




ahahahahhahahahahaahahahahahah AHAHAHAHAHAHHA, sorry I read through that entire thing and cried a little.

In all seriousness, I paused my run through of pg.99 discography to listen to this..Good times

They look completely fuckable in that thumbnail at the top.


Then you go to their myspace.












bonerkill(switch)engaged.