Total gimmick

Why did they bother separating this into 2 sides

if only mumford & sons albums were this short!!1111!!11!

Side B looks like the proggy side with all those lengthy passages. Some of then are almost 7 times as long as the stuff on Side A.

that was a most productive 83 seconds I had!

Oh yeah i listened to this yesterday

5/5 will listen again.

5/5 will listen again.

making a statement?

or

money grab?

or

cry for attention?

or

art?

Stupid idea

good use of money!!!

But why? lol

worst album names/worst band names/worst concept ever

...

if you think about it, these are probably about the length of most riffs these days.. then played over and over for 4 mins. so makes sense

this is actually pretty cool lol

aptly named label

this is so stupid

FUCK YES!!!!!!

These guys are TRUE ARTISTS

This would be funny to have for the novelty factor.

Reminds me that I need to get some grind

Yes you do

Wonder how much this'll cost.

Record Store Day is the time for gimmicks and collectibles so I guess it doesn't hurt anybody that this is exists. Unless you are an avid Guiness Book of World Records buyer, and now you have to buy the brand new edition with the new records for "shortest album" and "most pointless album" in it.

amazing album

I'll look out for it. I have a massive list of things I wanna get for RSD so this is a maybe.

I actually kind of want this.

Has it been added to the Sputnik database yet I want to 5/5 it.

this album lol

Lol this sounds kind of cool

Somebody was posting on facebook about this earlier saying he owns a shorter record.

I bet all the dudes with jean vests and 93000 patches will dig this.

Why is this not on the Sputnik database yet. I demand this outrage gets corrected asap.

WINDCHIMES ARE GAY!!!!

WINDCHIMES ARE GAY!!!!

WINDCHIMES ARE GAY!!!

What's the point?

But why is it my problem?

anal cunt's lyrics saved my life

dumb

I Respect Your Feelings As A Woman And A Human.

I thought this was gonna be about the new Zozobra "album"

No Nasum, don't care

Best compilation ever

I thought this was gonna be about the new Zozobra "album"

Lol wtf

Best.

Compilation.

Ever.

AOTY right thurrr.

wow fuck this

Hilarious! You kids have no sense of humour.

not listening unless morbid angel illud hard on this for 6.9s

I don't understand the point of this. Maybe if I was still 8 I would think this is funny or awesuM but....................I am not.

Album seemed to drag a bit.

"No Nasum, don't care"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I swear that seemed shorter than it should have been

Album's too long. I don't have time to listen to two CDs.

agoraphobic nosebleed already did this

yeah but they're shit

this'll be better

just saying, obvious gimmick that's already been done. I personally wouldn't put any stock in 83 seconds of music meaning much to me

yeah i can understand how this would be the best cd available

I think I've seen a shorter one? lol

Love the thirteen second closer!

"just saying, obvious gimmick that's already been done. I personally wouldn't put any stock in 83 seconds of music meaning much to me"

Well I just live for grind, so I thoroughly enjoy this, probably won't buy it though tehe

lol...I'm not big on grind but at least most grind albums are usually longer. I think... maybe it will be good, who knows. but I think the point of it is in the length of it, which doesn't require listening. maybe I just don't get grind.

grind is a pretty simple genre, built on lots of repetition. if band's made a grind song/album too long it'd be zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hard

that's why the best grind is raw as fuck, ear-splitting, and only like 10 minutes long. not like nasum (lol) or pig destroyer (not even grind) who are too clean and too long

get me?

unless your name is carcass grinder, fear of god, or the county medical examiners in which case you can make an album 20 hours long and it wouldn't matter it'll still probably beat out anything else in this database

gotcha

Pig Destroyer
Not even grind
Lol

That 13.5 second track sounds a bit self-indulgent. Probably got a few tempo changes and all sorts of wankery.

this will be perfect to listen to next time i'm getting laid.

^that made my day

how is this news? i remember listening to this a year ago

is it just now getting a physical release or what

"Dude the intro of this track sucks, fast forward to the good part!"

This is a monumental achievement in the musical world. In a society gripping onto old traditions in music, this pushes true boundaries. We, as a modern people, have grown accustomed to song lengths of four or five minutes. What a hearty dose of music that can be when one gets too much of it. However, this genius idea absolutely shatters that notion, bringing us to our knees and forcing us to beg for more. Not only does this 83 seconds contain some of the most thought out songs I have ever heard, but it also pushes the boundaries of the musical spectrum- packed with sounds nobody has ever heard before. On top of all of this genius production, musicianship, and flat out bold behavior, they also push deeply into the inner-psyche of the human condition; thus causing us to question how well our time here on earth is spent, and how to find beauty in the short period of time we have.

takes too long to get going

desperate for attention. this is pathetic

"This is a monumental achievement in the musical world. In a society gripping onto old traditions in music, this pushes true boundaries. We, as a modern people, have grown accustomed to song lengths of four or five minutes. What a hearty dose of music that can be when one gets too much of it. However, this genius idea absolutely shatters that notion, bringing us to our knees and forcing us to beg for more. Not only does this 83 seconds contain some of the most thought out songs I have ever heard, but it also pushes the boundaries of the musical spectrum- packed with sounds nobody has ever heard before. On top of all of this genius production, musicianship, and flat out bold behavior, they also push deeply into the inner-psyche of the human condition; thus causing us to question how well our time here on earth is spent, and how to find beauty in the short period of time we have."

Longer than the album.

The capacity of human intelligence seems to limit the capabilities to expand upon any possible creative aptitudes. Indeed, if one cannot even notice the facets that the ingenuities around him are comprised of, how can he be expected to fashion a beast of his own? This inveterate sense of constraint is a great blow to the veracity of mankind's abilities. It restrains us and holds our minds to the ground below, averting any possibility of rising above ourselves to something greater; something not fathomed by the conventional mind. This concept of seeking to go beyond one's self, known as "transcendence", is essentially a gateway to unlocking pieces of ourselves that can lead to some of the most elaborate and significant creations of our world. For many, this quest to transcend and form creations that were once considered unthinkable and overwhelming consumes life. Certainly it is rare to find such people, but when they are found, creative barriers are destroyed.