long live Dio!

if anyone can kill the fuck out of cancer, its Dio.

: (

He's not my favorite, but this is really sad.

did she really say 'this dragon' ?

She's married to Dio, of course she said "this dragon".

Oh shi... =[

NO! NOT DIO!!

this sucks. Hopefully, everything turns out alright.

nooo...
proof that there is no god
OF METAL
unless its dio
you fuckers know what i'm getting at dammit

Dio will win.

wheres the source for this?

Dio vs. cancer
human vs. virus
knight vs. dragon
............................
Go Dio.

This is sad. RIP Dio

DIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE'S NOT DEAD YET!!!

RIP?

Shhhhh I'm being negative then if he dies I will not be surprised but when he lives I will be able to have a celebration full of happiness and butterflies.

nvm.

this is really sad news. Dio is a legend. hope he can fight it and recover. probably shouldnt tour even after he gets better

O.O NOOOO

: ( that sucks, good thing the cancer's still in its early stages

good thing Ronnie is a dragon slayer

I actually felt really upset when I saw the news title

Good to see he's gonna keep slaying dragons though

FUCK

Glad they caught it early on. Hope kicks this demon like he's kicked every other and gets back on stage soon!

Dio will live forever. Literally.

Cancer is nothing compared to dio. It's more like some poor old cancer has got a fatal case of dio and dio is about to kick its ass. That cancer BETTER be fucking afraid.

Shiiit. Good they got it in the early stages. Hope everything turns out OK

guys I was only kidding Dio isn't a dragon slayer his days are probably numbered

"Cancer is nothing compared to dio. It's more like some poor old cancer has got a fatal case of dio and dio is about to kick its ass. That cancer BETTER be fucking afraid."

Brought the lulz

NO!!

This is really really sad. This guy IS metal! He better get better!

"if anyone can kill the fuck out of cancer, its Dio."

this this this!

Actually listening to Sacred Heart right now

This isn't news. As if cancer can hurt Dio.

Going to blast the Holy Diver album all day.

Fucking hell, I hope he can pull through this.

Ah, this sucks. Hope he gets through it.

LIKE A TUMOR IN THE DARK!

rofl

i hate his music, but i respect the bastard haha
that blows

That really sucks I hope he recovers.

Ain't a news article until JoshIsNumber3 comments on it

RIP cancer

Hope he gets well.

: (

Was a fan of Dio's work when I was younger, hope he recovers.

he'll fight it. with his rock

dio sucks

figured someone would be making jokes about it on here because cancer is totally a laughing matter

holy fucking monkey shit! D:

"figured someone would be making jokes about it on here because cancer is totally a laughing matter"

Agreed. Laughing at this is just low...even for sputnik.

In all honesty, i think the headline should read 'Cancer diagnosed with Dio'

RIP CANCER YOU ARE GONNA GET FUCKED UP BITCHEZ!!!!

yeah i really hope he pulls through this

it might be low for sputnik but it aint gonna be too low for JoshIsNumber3...

pfft, cancer's got nothing on Dio

Fuck that cancer Dio. Fuckit in the tumor!

that sucks hope he gets well.

I thought this said Dido.

Ride the tiger
You can see his stripes but you know he's clean
Oh don't you see what I mean!

listening to heaven and hell on repeat and praying for his safe recovery.

Crap. One of the kings of metal has got cancer. Sad news.

poor guy, my mom had cancer. i wish him recovery.

Fuck cancer. Cancer has no respect.

oh God, sendin' the good vibes your way Ronnie, this is awful news but like mentioned if anyone can beat it I'm sure it's Dio

omg not Dio =(

Fucking lame. He better pull through. There is no way Dio can die by conventional means.

Hopefully he will kill this damn dragon, it will be very sad if the dragon overcomes him.

If he dies, it will be such a shame. I want to see a second Heaven and Hell album.

Dio's going to win. He's got to.

Dio>>>>>>>>>>cancer

Cancer ain't got shit on Dio

Lame. Stomach cancer is scary shit.

I've never been a Dio fan, but I wish him the very best.

"long live Dio!
if anyone can kill the fuck out of cancer, its Dio."

Well him and Chuck Norris

dio > cancer

If Dio dies, it's going to be by the hands of an evil wizard or a black dragon or some shit... not cancer.

enter the dio

lol

Dio can't die, Dio won't die.

"figured someone would be making jokes about it on here because cancer is totally a laughing matter"

Agreed. Laughing at this is just low...even for sputnik.

Guys guys. he's obviously going to kick it's ass, I mean jesus christ. . . it's RJD we're talking about. the guy owns at life.

Horns up!

Not meaning to be the downer here but Stomach is one of the hardest cancers to get rid of along with liver and pancreatic cancer.
Also one of the most painful cancers.


Really hope he fights this well.
Dio was one of the first metal bands I ever listened to.
A huge gateway band.

"Too many dragon jokes already"

lol there is never enough dragon jokes when it comes to dio!

This is horrible :[

Never thought that dio was a mortal...

Holy shit

Stomach cancer is one of the nastiest types of cancer you can get as far as I know... good they kinda catched it in the early stages

i dont even like his music much but i still hope he survives

I saw the title and winced, hope he gets better soon.

Join me my metal brethren in raising horns to Dio's safe recovery!

one of my mate's dads has stomach cancer. awful fucking thing.

that said, dio v.s. cancer isnt even a contest

You guys are kidding yourselves if you think cancer can kill Dio.

Hang in there bro.

DIO FIGHTING!

LIKE A TUMOR IN THE DARK!

FUCK

i don't hugely like his music but that sucks get better soon

I'm waiting for the obligatory photoshop pic of Dio fighting a giant crap. AND WINNING!

Not really something anyone wants to happen to them, so I know I'd be pretty down after finding out I had cancer.

Best of luck to Dio.

Dio will kill that f*cking cancer with his bare hands. I'm sure. Him and Lemmy are the two true gods of metal, they'll never die.

Wow that cancer really picked the wrong guy eh?
Trust Roach, Kitsch and Joshisnumber3 to be cockheads

Trust you to get bent out of shape about it.

Trust LeperCon to be a Dio butt plug

yea but seriously josh go die u prick

He was awesome in the Tenacious D movie, I feel bad that I don't actually know him from anywhere else, hope he gets through it.

After he gets his pet dragon to maim and destroy that cancer Dio's gonna slay Josh with his enchanted longsword while listening to Heaven and Hell turned up to 11.

Brosef, Holy Divah!

yea but seriously josh go die u prick

Cool story bro

Josh is exactly what this little news story needed. Amidst all the shitty dragon jokes was there anything actually funny to be said. Thank Josh for his quip.

Not his problem a few of you people can't take a joke. Sad... especially when a quarter of the users here probably frequent 4chan or some other gay shit.

Surprised I haven't seen the typical "I've known people with cancer, so its not funny" response.

"after he kills this dragon" that's so bad ass

I am quite confident that Dio will kill cancer dead.

Like, when he beats it, it won't infect another individual.

Kind of like how he took care of the pedo/rapist in the Rainbow in the Dark video.

Didn't he lost a thumb years ago and they reattached it??

I cant stomach this. niether can dio. hell probobly die

oh no!!!

Who is going to slay the dragons in 2012 if Dio isn't here? Dio we need you! Pull through!

Dio will never die.