Wasn't Nick Cannon on Nickelodeon at one point?

wow...

wdf? what eminem said wasnt even remotely racist...i swear.. people are to quick to label peeps racist these days

...

Scathing

the only racist thing is nick name dropping only black people

Was calling him 'Miss Marshall' intentional?
If so, that's more than enough punishment for eminem, how embarrassing is that? He's a dude...

this more than makes up for the album.

This act of racist bigotry cannot go unnoticed.

does nick cannon remember what happened in 01? he was actually saying prejudiced things back then, hahaha.

dang cannon got mad skillz to be marrying carey. plus, he's prolly a better snare drummer than eminem.

definitely

nick cannon is young enough to have masturbated to carey fantasies when he was a teenager.

LOL rant is LOL worthy.

seriously?

srsly

hahaha, 3 people with no careers (either WAY past their prime or never had one) arguing about how they don't have careers.
at least Nick knows he's a corny ass. *shrugs*

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aggravated hit the nail on the head

what is your avatar's name on tim and eric b/c i cant remember it and it is bothering me...ps mariah carey is badass and still hitin number 1 so she cant really be said to be past her prime...

iirc it's chippy

but im not sure

i wouldnt say its gonna be nick vs eminen cause was just talking sh.it like he always does. anyway relapse isnt that bad..

cannon is just adding more fuel to the fire, i dont care if it sounds bad, but every fucking black celebrity that feels attacked all of a sudden turns to al sharpton, i dunno, either way marshall says bad stuff bout blacks, whites, chinesses, latinos and pretty much anyone

Digging: Ghostface Killah - Twelve Reasons to Die II

O, there' my chippy!

exactly, so if they ain't out to get eminem like cannon is, they are probably very shy.

Not racist comment is not racist. But it is really, really dumb rapping about a supposed old fling that happened years ago. Isn't he married still...?

Mariah is the hottest fucking woman in the world.

I hope you're kidding

I would take socially relevant lives to be with that.

.......she's so fake looking, dude.

She's gorgeous and angellic

i dunno, i'm kind of on the fence. but i will say she looks better now than when she was younger.

eminem is gay

she looks good, i'll give her that

but that's not ground 0 for her face

you can tell she turns into a 4(at most) without the 5 pounds of makeup

she, like Beyonce, is just weird looking

The word weird is one reserved for those who lack the intelligence to properly describe something.

-strange
-not normal
-something is different about her face that makes you want to stare but not because you're turned on
-fucked up

pick any of those they all work fine

he could've just said abnormal and ugly but that would be mean..oops

nah

that's still being relatively nice

Maybe I'm going too far, but I thought we got past the days where white men could spew vulgar obscenities at our beautiful queens and get away with it.

This act of racist bigotry cannot go unnoticed

So trust, repercussions will be served

I'll bet the net worth of every planet in the Universe that not a single person here would decline to have sex with that woman.

That's a weird way of putting it.

not outside of wedlock

people that arent attracted to women that look so fake that they're almost impossible to look at without thinking "why the hell do you put on literally pounds of makeup every day

work on your acne instead
or use lotion
or something god damn"
would decline sex with her

so

normal people would decline sex with her

Normal is so fucking relative it shouldn't even exist.

replace normal with: people who's parents are divorced and actually had to learn how to grow up earlier than the day they moved out to college

i'm sorry you've had such a rough life

^^^ This isn't a therapy session...

no that doesnt actually involve me

i was just putting that out there because most people call that normal and call me a pothead

So your saying the only people who mature at a young age are those whose parents are divorced? Apparently growing up doesn't teach you how to defend against an imminent scud missile thats about to blow your logic to smithereens smaller than a person living in a microscopic colony inside a grain of sand.

scyther you consistently make the most confusing allusions

i dont need to win this argument i can just do this

*puts on sunglasses and backflips into moonroof of limo as it drives away*

Only to find out that I'm your driver.

she's not worth this hella retarded argument seriously

but yeah for the record I would "decline sex from her"

Hopefully everyone will keep treating Eminem like he isn't relevant anymore and he will just go away. He is picking fights with D-list celebrities for attention for crying out loud.
And to make it worse, what I have heard from the new album has been pretty terrible.

There are like five songs on it that are fucking great but he does need to rethink his approach, definitely.

Strange that Cannon chose to turn this into a racial thing, that's sorta cheap. I wouldn't be too concerned about what Em says on this record anyway, from the sounds of it so far it's going to taint his career by itself.

Yea he had no other angle I'm assuming and choose the most appropriate due to his race haha. Funny stuff.

Be careful. If you say Nick Cannon is a corny-ass, you're a racist.

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DID YOU KNOW:

Nick cannon did not play a single note of any music used on that movie. just faked it really good.

wait how is this racist?

It isn't, thats the funny part.

I would not have sex with Mariah Carey unless it was for some large lump sum of cash.

She literally looks like a monkey. And no, not cause she's black. Her facial features are that of a monkey.

http://youthoughtso.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/mariah-carey1.jpg

It doesn't count that that applies to you and me too right?

Mariah Carey is not hot, and nick cannon is an idiot. And Relapse will flop

Relapse kind of makes me want to record a rap album, because it would be better

^well put.

Mariah Carey is hot, Eminem is past his prime, and Nick Cannon is a retard that's playing the race card for no reason. I would really like to know how that dipshit got a chick like Mariah Carey.

article i lol-worthy, nicely written too.

excellent

i wouldnt bang carey for money

what does he mean by "OUR beautiful queens"? is he half irish too?

cannon is an idiot. a black man of all people should know what racism really is.

1st-I wish Eminem was gay

2nd-Kylie Minogue is the hottest woman in the world not Mariah, Scyther

3rd-Relapse will either sale at a decent level or flop

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I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say Miranda Cosgrove is the hottest woman on the planet.

Be careful. She's not legal yet.

Can she even drive yet?

Don't think so.

oh hell no, hottest girl in the world is 2007 era mya nicole http://galleries.amateurallure.com/aa-mya01/img03.jpg

...that is b4 she bacame a crack whore and look like this..

http://www.ladirectmodels.com/view.php?img=2&id=229&gender=female

HEY PAM BEESLY. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING.

Also, Carey and Eminem?

Probably a publicity stunt.

WhErE bE tHe ReVeReNd?!?!

are you kidding me? Nick Cannon is so not talented it hurts my brain. The fact that he has enough of an ego to think he's still relevant at all is amazing to me. People may say that about Em too, but honestly the new cd is amazing. Regardless, Cannon is opening up something he shouldn't. Em doesn't hate black people. He's equally awful to all races and and peoples haha.

"Are we going to let this trash say something horrible about our lovely first lady, Mrs. Michelle Obama?"

Nick Cannon needs to shut the fuck up and stop trying to sound like he's a gentlmen. He shoud just stick to trying to be funny on wild and out and enjoy his super crazy, but fine bitch.. If he wants to try to go against Eminem it will not be pretty