This will be abysmal but I just had to post it.

I want Chan to review this.


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i don't think even the kids love it...

Im not a fan

these song titles are horrible.

it would be awesome if chan reviewed it.

hmm the last track seems to imply they know they suck

They aren't fans, but the kids love it.

I'm looking forward to track 1

Get ready for some epically poetic shit

at least they had the decency to apologize at the end.

Lolol that was good

ive been looking forward to this all year oh yeah

Track 3 will be extremely poetic.

Fuck y&ah!! these guyz are s000 hawt!!!!1one! my dick is s00oo hard r!ght now! i am cummming!!!!

Ahem seriously though for those unfamiliar with the band check this out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TH5ibABP4U&feature=related

Makes Opeth sounds like shit.

First comment on that video is a guy defending the band and what does he have in his username? Juggalo. Says everything right there.

The fact that they have enough of a fanbase to warrant a full length is just too depressing to comprehend.


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whoa whoa wait a sec, brokencyde........broken cyde.........broke ncyde......wait i got!.......BROKE INSIDE! sheer genius!

Will beat out mewithoutYou, Circle Takes the Square, As Cities Burn, Brand New and Mastodon for AOTY.

skeet up and down my skeeter

holy shit Freaxxxx is awful

lol the black chick in the video just looks like she doesnt know why she is there

brokencyde: everything you could want in a band

this is arguably the worst band ever.

Arguably is a understatment.

cant wait till these guys are long gone, and that time will come mark my words

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I love how you have tracks like Booty Call, Get Crunk and shit like that then like I'm Sorry.

lol, thats funny stuff

It WiLl Be AbSoLuTeLy EpIc!!!!

Here we have the track list for Brokencyde (posted for convenience):

1. Intro
2. Freaxx
3. Skeet Skeet
4. Late Night Call
5. Booty Call
6. Get Crunk
7. Yellow Bus
8. Get Up
9. Jealously
10. Poppin
11. 40 Oz
12. Sex Toys
13. Rockstar
14. Schitzo
15. Scene Girls
16. Tipsy
17. I'm Sorry

And now, for Souljaboi's first album:

1. Intro
2. Crank That (Soulja Boy)
3. Sidekick
4. Snap and Roll
5. Bapes
6. Let Me Get Em
7. Donk
8. Yahhh!
9. Pass It to Arab
10. Soulja Girl
11. Booty Meat
12. Report Card
13. She Thirsty
14. Don't Get Mad

And now a poll: based on the track titles alone, which album is worse?

lol, Brokencyde

Brokencyde, because there are more.

It would not surprise me if they didn't. Imagine the awesome song titles they would have! "She's thirsty/Scene girls"

they call themselves screamocrunk...

fuck this band (if you can call them a band)

Ugh, why can't this "band" just not exist. Seriously, they are one of the worst bands I have EVER heard.

most of the kids here in duke city are quite embarrased by this band. it's such a shame they're from the 505.

spare us the pain... please..

this makes my pee-pee hard

"whoa whoa wait a sec, brokencyde........broken cyde.........broke ncyde......wait i got!.......BROKE INSIDE! sheer genius!"

I srsly never got that.

Ahh doublepost =(


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h8ers gotta h8 fake ass trixx fukk yall

Easily a contender for album of the year and possibly even a 5 rating. I'll be surprised if it comes in as low as 4.5.

On list of bands to kill.

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This is why we can't have nice things!

honest to god i would beat the shit out of these kids if i ever saw them anywhere without security. that's how bad they are.

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could be funnier than his cradle of filth review.

well for once he'd write a 1 rating review for an album that actually deserves it

It's actually quite a clever marketing ploy to release music that appeals to the lowest common demonimator of a number of genres, and make it that awful that the rest of the music listening community will hate it and feel compelled to talk about it. Surely that was their plan, right?

One time I dowloaded one of their songs. I don't remember why it seemed appealing, but anyway, I was riding my motorcycle and the song came on my ipod and I was unable to change it. That horrible shit made me want to crash my bike and kill myself.

Maybe you shoulda just killed yourself after you had realized you had bought a brokencyde song because you thought it would be good.

who said anything about buying it? i would never buy such abominable garbage.

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Wait, this could cause Chan to an hero. Do we really want that?

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"Maybe you should kill yourself because riding motorbikes with headphones on is illegal and dangerous."

Not with only one earbud in it isn't. Maybe you should kill yourself for spewing douchebaggery.

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Wait, how do we know Chan actually has seen this?

We just have to hope.

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As far as I know Chan isn't reviewing this album.

/buzzkill

Is Aaron Chan's unofficial manager? First Therion which i'll beat Chan to the punch any day and now this. Slow down guy. As for the band, I have yet to hear anythign from them but most likely will get pulled into it soon enough.

"chan" does not "review" "albums"

Is Aaron Chan's unofficial manager? First Therion which i'll beat Chan to the punch any day and now this. Slow down guy. As for the band, I have yet to hear anythign from them but most likely will get pulled into it soon enough.

Who cares these guys are GAY.

Because these guys are like, good, and shit.

I'm Not A Fan And Sputnik Will Hate It!

so looking forward to reading reviews/comments oh yeah

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This comes out on my birthday...
Fucking assholes planned for this shit to go down.

Horrible band (or whatever they are)