Papa Don't Preach, Madonna

2008-11-12 by Meatplow | 20 Comments
.....or perhaps that should be mama don't preach, during pop superstar Madonna's Sticky and Sweet US tour the singer has laid several rules from across the Atlantic for husband Guy Ritchie to enforce on sons Rocco and David whilst they stay with the director at his home in native Britain.

According to the Mirror, the rules read as follows: Guy can't introduce the kids to any "new friends"; he can't be photographed with them - which he has; fast food is completely out of the question as they must stick to a macrobiotic, vegetarian, organic diet and only drink Kabbalah water; they are not allowed to read newspapers or magazines, nor watch TV or DVDs; all the clothes they wear are to be 100 per cent natural materials; their toys must be spiritually and ethically sound; and when they are out in public their hands must be cleaned with disinfectant spray.

Other instructions include that Guy must not discuss the couples break-up; Madonna must be able to speak to them three times a day; and bedtime stories for David must be read only from Madonna's very own English Rose books which she authored herself.

Modern parenting at it's finest.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1084470/Mama-dont-preach-Madonna-lets-Guy-boys--12-conditions.html

Tagged: Madonna

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Meatplow
November 12th 2008
5523 Comments


and damn I thought I came up with that rather lame play on words

maybe I should write for hacks in the british press

BallsToTheWall
November 12th 2008
52578 Comments


If I was one of her kids, i'd kill myself or her for that matter. I'm still reeling over her Pantera cover. HATE............

And wait? She ahs a husband? I thought she was dating A-ROD. WTF?This Message Edited On 11.12.08

poweroftheweez
November 12th 2008
1298 Comments


That's adorable. I'm pretty sure she was married to Guy Ritchie, but they got divorced. So it's like split custody of the kids and all that jazz.

Meatplow
November 12th 2008
5523 Comments


I'm still reeling over her Pantera cover.


wow, I never heard about that. call me a fag but I thought it was kind of cool, at least it wasn't the full song more just that riff section played in homage

AP07373
November 12th 2008
493 Comments


Yea...well I look forward to 1 decade from now when we hear about mass murder and/or child molestation being committed by these kids.

Mr_Coffee
November 12th 2008
631 Comments


Poor kids...

lunchforthesky
November 12th 2008
1039 Comments


It's from the Daily Mail. Don't believe a word.

Meatplow
November 12th 2008
5523 Comments


It's from the Daily Mail. Don't believe a word.


it's all over the internet, radio and TV

lunchforthesky
November 12th 2008
1039 Comments


I would still doubt it is true. The media has no problem inventing or exaggerating stories. Just remember how off base some of the OiNK stories were.

ASberg
November 12th 2008
2161 Comments


Madonna has been a nut for some time now so i have no problem seeing this as true.

bearsvillemusic
November 12th 2008
35 Comments


Holy crap...someone's gone apeshit crazier than usual...or...not really...

And what right does she really have? I thought that she was the one who cheated with whatshisface, and she lays out the rules? Ha..

TheStarclassicTreatment
November 12th 2008
2910 Comments


Nah, in a court of law the women gets all the bias as she is the mother and therefore the child's 'primary carer', at least in England anyway.

zuzek
November 12th 2008
950 Comments


How is this relevant? Belongs on some gossip page, not sputnik.

botb
November 12th 2008
19840 Comments


hahaha madonna has lost her mind. cool.

Curse.
November 12th 2008
8079 Comments


If she hadn't already been crazy I would say she has lost her mind. As it is, she just hasn't been looking for it.

Phantom
November 12th 2008
9010 Comments


Woman gets more insane the older she gets, and I pretty much despise her. I feel sorry for the kids.

jingledeath
November 12th 2008
7100 Comments


she's trying to raise robots.

AggravatedYeti
November 12th 2008
7683 Comments


she's gross

rasputin
November 13th 2008
14968 Comments


rofl

CrazyFool84
November 14th 2008
1083 Comments


And somewhere Guy Richie is kicking himself for making the biggest mistake of his lifeThis Message Edited On 11.14.08



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