Britney Spears is Varla?

2008-08-06 by Tyler EMERITUS | 34 Comments
In support of a rumour that had been kicking about a few months ago, Britney Spears has reportedly been cast to play Varla, a murderous lesbian stripper, in Quentin Tarantino’s remake of Roger Meyer’s cult classic Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

Sources report that Quentin is convinced Britney will be brilliant, while the word from Britney's camp is that this is the role that could re-ignite her career; I'm guessing her 'people' are choosing to forget Britney's self-deprecating performance at last year's MTV Awards, a stripper-esque performance that was also intended to re-ignite her career. This is of course going on the assumption that the intent is to refuel her music career as opposed to her often ridiculed forays into acting. Britney famously starred in the 2002 stinker-extraordinaire Crossroads, a film that earned her multiple honours at that years Razzie awards.

The announcement or rumour of her casting comes hot off the heels of word that Eli Roth is the first official member of Tarantino’s upcoming Inglorious Bastards. Given Tarantino’s commitment to Inglorious Bastards, a film reportedly still in the casting phase, logic would lead one to believe that we’re still a few years from seeing this ‘revitalized’ Brit.

Eva Mendes and Kim Kardashian were also rumoured to be top choices in the original rumour that floated around the internet back in January.

Tagged: Britney Spears

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SHOOTME
August 6th 2008
2393 Comments


sounds disgusting, only because it's britney and not some hotter celeb.This Message Edited On 08.06.08

bustyagunz
August 6th 2008
911 Comments


lol, well, britney is better than eva mendes
this'll be funny

Eliminator
August 6th 2008
2067 Comments


lol, well, britney is better than eva mendes



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fireaboveicebelow
August 6th 2008
6835 Comments


I don't think he saw We Own The Night

Electric City
August 6th 2008
15756 Comments


I'd love to hear the reasoning behind that one.

ninjuice
August 6th 2008
6760 Comments


She's still hot, imo. Of course Kardashian is much, much hotter.
I can't wait to see this if it actually comes out.

Erratic
August 6th 2008
1120 Comments


All of this is horrible. Britney Spear?! Eli Roth?!

Come on Tarantino.

astrel
August 6th 2008
2615 Comments


What better way to give that campy feeling in most of Tarantino's movies than shitty actors? I think it's a pretty logical step.

AP07373
August 6th 2008
493 Comments


I think I read this on IMDB months ago. And considering it's still just a rumor...this is really old.

Tyler
Emeritus
August 6th 2008
7927 Comments


It was first reported in January (reading the article helps) but today it's starting to get reported that she's actually been cast (as opposed to just being in contention for the role).

BallsToTheWall
August 6th 2008
52578 Comments


bustyaguns, you're opinions from now on are void. Good joke though, Britney hotter than Eva. GTFO. I'm not really excited about this really.

charlesfishtitz
August 6th 2008
783 Comments


This seems like a good idea

Thor
August 6th 2008
10384 Comments


It'll hopefully rule. I've got faith in Tarantino.

Chewie
August 6th 2008
4544 Comments


G to the R to the I to the N to the D to the H to the O to the U to the S to the E! that spells Flop.

Tarantino movies are boring and overly violent for the sake of being violent. This will suck, and I am really sad that Eva Mendes didn't get the role. She's fucking gorgeous and she has a bit more talent then Britney.

Tyler
Emeritus
August 6th 2008
7927 Comments


Uh, Eva Mendes could still get another role...the movie centres around a gang of huge boobed girls causing shit. And Tarantino will almost definitely fuck it up, mostly because it doesn't need to be remade.

Chewie
August 6th 2008
4544 Comments


well then get Scarlett Johanson or Eva Longoria, but Eva Mendes doesn't exactly have credibility, Hitch and Ghost Rider doesn't make an impressive resumeThis Message Edited On 08.06.08

ninjuice
August 6th 2008
6760 Comments


Tarantino movies are boring and overly violent for the sake of being violent.

If you're referring to Kill Bill, said violence goes with the whole movie being like a 70s kung fu flick. Kinda the same thing for Grindhouse.
Pulp Fiction had like six deaths, and I think half were offscreen.
I don't remember Reservoir Dogs though.This Message Edited On 08.06.08

Chewie
August 6th 2008
4544 Comments


oh wait, Pulp Fiction was Tarantino, didn't know that, well then I half take back what I said, because Pulp Fiction is a great movie.

Wizard
August 7th 2008
20627 Comments


God dammit!

foreverendeared
August 7th 2008
14745 Comments


oh wait, Pulp Fiction was Tarantino, didn't know that, well then I half take back what I said, because Pulp Fiction is a great movie.

hope that was internet sarcasm. i don't find it to be mindless violence at all and his dialog writing is incredible. he just hasn't made a truly memorable movie in a while. Reservoir Dogs was great. you should watch it again. probably about 8 or 9 deaths in it but those are in like 2 scenes

bustyagunz
August 7th 2008
911 Comments


i meant i think shes really ugly, imo, and if britney cut back on the heiny and mcdonalds shed be hot
of course shes a better actor im not that dumb

Edit: but i guess u arent allowed to have opinions up here if you arent a contributor or some **** like thatThis Message Edited On 08.06.08

bustyagunz
August 7th 2008
911 Comments


=( britney's uglyThis Message Edited On 08.06.08

Electric City
August 7th 2008
15756 Comments


you can have opinions, just not ridiculously wrong ones

bustyagunz
August 7th 2008
911 Comments


thats fine, i just dont get

bustyaguns, you're opinions from now on are void. Good joke though, Britney hotter than Eva. GTFO.

n i also kinda said it in a "this is gonna be funnier than if it was eva" kinda way
aight i feel better now, peace

Chewie
August 7th 2008
4544 Comments


i respect this man^ and he's right, unless you have "News Mod" or "Staff Reviewer" under your name, your flamed for everything you say.

brandtweathers
August 7th 2008
2006 Comments


how... how did you not know that pulp fiction was a tarantino movie? how


bustyagunz
August 7th 2008
911 Comments


thanks chewie
n dont grill him about the movie, its amazing, we know, tarantino is a ***** actor in it, its funny, but it was his third film, so many people tend to forget that its one of his despite its brilliance, the kill bill movies were much bigger commercially. n why do we have to pick up this shit and fight over a stupid news article, everyone makes mistakes, as corny as this sounds.
k now im for sure done, peace outThis Message Edited On 08.07.08

Eaeon
August 7th 2008
11 Comments


After all, this IS the internet, and you do n't have to believe every single little detail someone says on it either. For christ sakes, why would tarantino cast someone like britney f*king spears into a movie???

Ibanezium
August 7th 2008
36 Comments


Well if Quentin likes her, I guess I'll have to like her too! xD

Eaeon
August 7th 2008
11 Comments


No he doesn't!!! It's a rumer!!! A RUMOR!!!!!!!!!!!

Wizard
August 7th 2008
20627 Comments


unless you have "News Mod" or "Staff Reviewer" under your name, your flamed for everything you say.

No, just don't be dumb!


Photon
August 7th 2008
1308 Comments


this news is fake


P13
August 8th 2008
1327 Comments


I'm pretty sure I have never seen a Quentin Tarantino movie


buckthetide412
August 11th 2008
35 Comments


The cum-dumpster is not going to be in a damn Tarantino movie. It's a rumor that even she's denied. Get a grip.



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